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this has been lovely rumor for years and it's not true, but i'm posting it for anarchy's sake http://www.fitsnews.com/2015/12/02/sources-marco-rubio-mistress-bomb-about-to-detonate/ my fan fiction is as follows: rubio drops out before iowa due to the mistress, jeb drops out before iowa due to low energy and lagging polls, and r-money is forced to step in to try and capture the establishment vote
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Lindsey Graham was just on MSNBC He was pretty evenhanded in his comments, except when his warboner snuck in. Chuck Todd didn't really press him on the gun control issue, but he did get Graham to say that increased background checks are a good idea
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a cop posted:If you'd have listened to the speech, he was right. He was referring to the founding fathers drawing inspiration from The Exodus. Or... lost tribe of Mormon? Someone find Romney.
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Rocks posted:this has been lovely rumor for years and it's not true, but i'm posting it for anarchy's sake I want this to be true so badly that I can't even be objective about it. PLEASE. PLEASE.
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It's going to be really embarrassing for Rubio when everyone finds out he can only attain orgasm with women who are reenacting the Michelle Obama whitey rant
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memy posted:Lindsey Graham was just on MSNBC Aren't background checks right now just forms that sit untouched in a queue until a time limit is reached, and then the person is allowed to purchase the gun regardless? Isn't that how Dylann Roof legally got his despite being barred from such? Of course he'd be for an increase in background checks, it would only lower the chances of a criminal being prevented from getting a gun with the current system
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UrbicaMortis posted:I think Trump is the only person not shocked by what is happening. As he first became the front runner and then continued to rise in the polls, while everyone was freaking out, he must have just been thinking everything was going exactly as e had expected it to. i remember he said at some point that even he didnt expect do so well
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babypolis posted:i remember he said at some point that even he didnt expect do so well the tyranny of low expectations
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Conservative gay organization GOProud has endorsed Hillary Clinton for the republican primary. Please buy Jimmy LaSalvia's book, which details what a piece of poo poo he is personally, professionally, and politically. It describes in detail how impotent and worthless gay conservatives really, truly were (and still are) when it comes to influencing the fight for human and civil rights in America.
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BanjoFish posted:Breaking: Donald Trump has gone clear! It's pathological. He is a megalomaniac, and every one of his supporters is an enabler who should be ashamed of themselves. SNAKES N CAKES posted:"When I published my financials, everybody was like: 'Oh, he's much bigger... much stronger... than I ever thought possible... holy mackarel!'" Trump is literally a Dragonball Z villain.
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Deep Hurting posted:Trump is literally a Dragonball Z villain. 
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Rocks posted:this has been lovely rumor for years and it's not true, but i'm posting it for anarchy's sake I'm outside every night wishing on stars to make this happen.
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Okay, reality check time: It's an alternate universe. The GOP is unified around a strong candidate. The Democrats have Bernie Sanders leading at 27%. There is no Hillary or Diamond Joe. The DNC is begging John Kerry to run again. Is socialism inevitable?
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Hodgepodge posted:Okay, reality check time: Who would be the Jeb!, Cruz, Carson, and Rubio in this situation? e: going to ignore how little Bernie and Trump actually have in common
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Hodgepodge posted:Okay, reality check time:
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Hodgepodge posted:Okay, reality check time: national socialism
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Hodgepodge posted:Okay, reality check time: im not sure how much weed id have to smoke to get on your level but im willing to try
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Hodgepodge posted:Okay, reality check time: This alternate universe would also mean a dem senate, house, and majority of the state legislators, with a gerrymandered lock on all appropriate levels. So, maybe?
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Deep Hurting posted:It's pathological Yeah, and pathological disease is a very serious thing, folks.
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I have always considered the "Ben Carson is stupid" thing to be overstated because almost anyone would look like a fool trying to run for President with being a surgeon as their only experience but how the gently caress can you mispronounce Hamas? He had probably heard the word correctly pronounced literally minutes earlier.
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Also the alternate universe would be taking place at the tail end of the second term of President of our hearts, Pokemon Master Herman Cain
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Deep Hurting posted:It's pathological. He is a megalomaniac, and every one of his supporters is an enabler who should be ashamed of themselves. Pathological like a child molester
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MaxxBot posted:I have always considered the "Ben Carson is stupid" thing to be overstated because almost anyone would look like a fool trying to run for President with being a surgeon as their only experience but how the gently caress can you mispronounce Hamas? He had probably heard the word correctly pronounced literally minutes earlier. try to remember that "the todd" from scrubs is the most accurate portrayal of a surgeon on TV and ben carson makes a lot more sense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAyVfmhgk0s
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Lord of Pie posted:Also the alternate universe would be taking place at the tail end of the second term of President of our hearts, Pokemon Master Herman Cain In this reality the Tea Party never happened, John Huntsman served two-terms after the 8-year disaster of Jesse Jackson's presidency. Critics point to the decisive factors in the 2008 election being a massive economic recession attributed to financial over-regulation, Hillary Clinton's choice of Jill Stein as a running mate, and war weariness over America's then 5-year long occupation of Israel.
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the way this election is going i'm pretty sure the adultery bomb is going to be jeb's wife
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Peel posted:the way this election is going i'm pretty sure the adultery bomb is going to be jeb's wife
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The Nastier Nate posted:But, let's be realistic about where this nomination process is going. The dreams of a brokered convention, or actively stealing the nomination from Trump aren't going to happen. Maybe if the popular vote is close they can fudge the delegates, but if he dominates in a 2-1 lead in most states, then it's decided. Congratulations, you just articulated a plausible path to Republican Nominee Trump. That is loving terrifying, nice work.  MaxxBot posted:I have always considered the "Ben Carson is stupid" thing to be overstated because almost anyone would look like a fool trying to run for President with being a surgeon as their only experience but how the gently caress can you mispronounce Hamas? He had probably heard the word correctly pronounced literally minutes earlier. fade5 fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Peel posted:the way this election is going i'm pretty sure the adultery bomb is going to be jeb's wife If it walks like a cuck
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CARLY for America (which has totally no relation to Carly Fiorina) is out with a new ad saying that the Republican candidates have too much government experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOb4VRTw1gk Which, you know, is dumb but might work except for the guy pulling 30% of the vote with no experience.
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"These poll numbers... This can't be right, its impossible!" Nate Silver in the seconds before his Google Glass explodes.
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:im not sure how much weed id have to smoke to get on your level but im willing to try What I'm saying here is that leading in the polls is less impressive when you can't break 35% within your own party. I was briefly worried when he appeared to be coming up on 40%, but that turned out to be a mistake or something? I kind of wish I were high, it makes The Trump way more fun 
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Sheldon Adelson wants to Support Marco Rubio But His Wife Wants to Support Ted Cruzquote:After being wooed by virtually all the major GOP contenders, the 82-year-old Adelson was believed to be close to announcing his backing of Florida Sen. Marco Rubio shortly after the Dec. 15 Republican debate — an event that, conveniently enough, is being held at the Venetian Las Vegas, a hotel Adelson owns.
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the winning candidate will be the one who can cuck sheldon adelson edit: that hypothetical can obviously be nitpicked but i think if it was the republican nomination that was boring with a clear front-runner and one serious challenger and the democratic one that was a shitshow with fourteen candidates there would still be a general overhyping of the interesting plurality-in-a-field-of-fourteen leader's chances in the general election oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Alter Ego posted:No, it's just him mouthing off to another interest group he needs to win a general election. They've been doing politics their whole lives but Trump turned this primary into something else. They were dressing politics up in insanity, he's insanity dressed in politics constantly asking when he can get nude and gently caress.
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Sonofsilversign posted:"These poll numbers... This can't be right, its impossible!" lol
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Lord of Pie posted:Also the alternate universe would be taking place at the tail end of the second term of President of our hearts, Pokemon Master Herman Cain In my headcanon, he has always been president 
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Apparently The Donald has caved in to CNN's demands and agreed to go to the debate even though they didn't pay his extortion fee.
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^ Is that a stumping? Sheldon Adelson and his wife get in a screaming fight and both agree to support Trump out of mutual spite. Bern it all down.
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Thump! posted:In my headcanon, he has always been president Naw I'm too busy laughing at you from our 51st state of Luna while I watch the CosmoNewt give an address from his 5th consecutive presidency on the troubles happening on Mars. 
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