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Scathach posted:"Teen Allergic to Wi-Fi Commits Suicide, Parents Say" It reminds me years back of when a cellphone tower was installed in a small town, and suddenly everyone living there had headaches and joint pain and other ailments, obviously caused by the emissions of the tower. They created a class-action lawsuit against the owning company, who then revealed the tower had never been turned on in the first place.
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Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes.
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paradoxGentleman posted:Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes. My sister-in-law is one of these conspiracy theorists. She also kept her child out of school because they required vaccinations. I hate these people.
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remigious posted:I am at work so I cannot present a screenshot, but there is a guy on my friend's list that keeps posting articles about the Bristol Sex Gang and saying "where are the feminists??" Ah yes, the sexist equivalent of "Where's Sharpton?!"
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El-lizard-beth amazing.
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Takoluka posted:My sister-in-law is one of these conspiracy theorists. She also kept her child out of school because they required vaccinations. I hate these people. Actually dear you just need to read the constitution, we can declare war against our government. Again, sheep the ACTUAL constitution, not some googled bullshit  good try though. Now I'm done here, waste of my time.
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paradoxGentleman posted:Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes. My crazy friend* believes EVERYTHING. * Not my friend.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Actually dear you just need to read the constitution, we can declare war against our government. Again, sheep i didn't invite you or the person you quoted to thanksgiving 
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paradoxGentleman posted:Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes. I thought everybody knew at least one.  A "friend" of mine denies the moon landing, thinks a singular secret world government exists that is consisted of subterranean lizard-men, is sure jets are spraying mind-control chemicals all over us constantly, and knows for a fact that fluoride is added to municipal tap water in order to make us docile and subservient. He once asked me to run a "statistical analysis" on "data" he'd collected because I'd told him at one point that one of my focuses in grad school was quantitative analysis. Dude had recorded the nightly news every night for a month and wanted me to try to detect recurring patterns in the waveforms produced by the anchors reading the news. "There's some patterns that the conscious can't pick up on," he explained, "but the subconscious totally can." And yes, he smokes bales of pot (it's ~natural~, unlike vaccines and fortified bread), why do you ask
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 A friend of mine liked a pro-friendzone pic, and this was in the comments. Honestly it's really the only response those whiners deserve.
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Picnic Princess posted:
This is unironically the best response to anything.
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paradoxGentleman posted:Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes. The funny thing is people thinking Old Queenie has any powers and isn't just an aging figurehead who gets rolled out to read speeches the Government wrote for her and wave to the public like a puppet.
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Good poo poo right good 100 poo poo right 100 poo poo good right 100 poo poo good right there.
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Judge Tesla posted:The funny thing is people thinking Old Queenie has any powers and isn't just an aging figurehead who gets rolled out to read speeches the Government wrote for her and wave to the public like a puppet. keep drinking the kool aid mate keep drinking the koolaid. I have some dailymotion vids that you need to watch which will show you the whole affair but I don't think you're ready to handle it freemasons
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Lottery of Babylon posted:No we don't lol. You can't take away someones right to own a firearm for nonviolent crimes (oh wait they already do that to felons who committed non violent drug crimes!) Taking away machine guns & anything along those lines just sets us up for martial law. We have the 2nd amendment because we are suppose to over throw the government if they committ treason- which they have. If they think that their government is committing treason then why aren't they already trying to overthrow it? Why are they not declaring war? They're all talk, man. Crazy, crazy talk.
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Martial law is upon us.Laverna posted:Sooner than people think
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I thought everybody knew at least one. Got two of those guys at work. One likes to ramble about Zeitgeist and believed that woman's uteruses fall out, literally, when they hit menopause. The other seems to buy into every dumb clickbait thing, from that thing about Mars being so close to seem as big as the moon, to chamtrails, to some nonsense about tremors and strange noises being test runs by secret superweapons.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:And yes, he smokes bales of pot (it's ~natural~, unlike vaccines and fortified bread), why do you ask I knew a guy once who got into an actual like yelling and screaming argument, well he was doing the yelling and screaming, over whether or not pot was a drug. Because you see it was natural therefore it could not be a drug, only unnatural things could be drugs.
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I tried contesting the whole "gun control causes crime in chicago" meme and mentioned poverty. Immediately strawmanned as being someone who thinks violent crime is excusable if you're poor.
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Elderbean posted:I tried contesting the whole "gun control causes crime in chicago" meme and mentioned poverty. Immediately strawmanned as being someone who thinks violent crime is excusable if you're poor. Please link Chris P Bacon to what happened in Australia when we banned killing guns. Because we went from a mass shooting a year to none in 2 decades after that ban.
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Birb Katter posted:Please link Chris P Bacon to what happened in Australia when we banned killing guns. Because we went from a mass shooting a year to none in 2 decades after that ban. 
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Birb Katter posted:Please link Chris P Bacon to what happened in Australia when we banned killing guns. Because we went from a mass shooting a year to none in 2 decades after that ban. Every time you mentioned gun control laws elsewhere the argument becomes "Those countries aren't the US so it clearly wouldn't work so let's just keep doing what we do now." Then it becomes "mental health is the real issue" but these cunts also vote against universal healthcare so I'm just tired of them. Elderbean has a new favorite as of 07:58 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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I love how the onion always changes the name and date on that article to match the latest shooting that made it into the media. 
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Fathis Munk posted:I love how the onion always changes the name and date on that article to match the latest shooting that made it into the media. So they just have it set to always show today's date?
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Fathis Munk posted:I'm getting such strong fascist vibes from that one.
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Blind Pineapple posted:Yes, this is "consciously enlightened." What's the difference between America and cheese? If you leave cheese alone for 400 years, it grows a culture. 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I thought everybody knew at least one. Arsenic is also natural. In fact, it is so pure that it is an element, not one of those dirty chemical compounds. Invite him to eat his fill.
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Antifreeze Head posted:Arsenic is also natural. In fact, it is so pure that it is an element, not one of those dirty chemical compounds. Invite him to eat his fill. 
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Antifreeze Head posted:Arsenic is also natural. In fact, it is so pure that it is an element, not one of those dirty chemical compounds. Invite him to eat his fill. When he starts that poo poo, I usually go with "Poison ivy is a natural plant, so it should be OK to smoke it, too. I know where you can find some." I don't mean to talk too much poo poo--he's a pretty good guy, just has some strange ideas about things. When his daughter was born, he did actually vaccinate her, but mostly because a bunch of us got together and essentially threatened to ostracize him permanently if she didn't get her shots. "That's just BIG PHARMA taking our money." "Dude, the health department gives them out for free. Make a goddamn appointment." "But the state puts mind control chemicals in vaccines!" "YOU HAVE A SMALLPOX VACCINATION SCAR ON YOUR ARM AND NOBODY, INCLUDING YOU, IS CONTROLLING YOUR MIND, TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER IN OR SHE WILL DIE YOU DUMB poo poo" Usually 'round here we see posts about shoving things up Radium's rear end, not the other way around
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Tbh even if the health department is giving the vaccines out for free, it still means big pharma is getting their hands on your money 
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Is it unreasonable to think you should be able to support gun control AND the Second Amendment at the same time. Because some of the posts I've seen in my newsfeed seem to indicate that you have to be 100% one or the other. That you can't support the Second Amendment but think there should be limits on how easy it is for the average rear end in a top hat to get his hands on one. Nope, somebody so much as hints at gun control and their immediate reaction is DER TERKIN ARE GURNS! And no matter how they phrase their post it always comes off as angry and you just no there's no point in even trying to have a discussion. Somebody shared this earlier today. How do you even respond? 
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Murphys Law posted:Somebody shared this earlier today. How do you even respond? Alternatively try to hit 'em with a BOFA. There's no reason to engage other than to make fun of them.
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Murphys Law posted:Is it unreasonable to think you should be able to support gun control AND the Second Amendment at the same time. Because some of the posts I've seen in my newsfeed seem to indicate that you have to be 100% one or the other. That you can't support the Second Amendment but think there should be limits on how easy it is for the average rear end in a top hat to get his hands on one. Nope, somebody so much as hints at gun control and their immediate reaction is DER TERKIN ARE GURNS! And no matter how they phrase their post it always comes off as angry and you just no there's no point in even trying to have a discussion. I generally respond with "/furiouslymasterbatestoGuns&AmmoMagazine" which gets me unfriended. It's nice having a small friends list and I like quoting Se7en.
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