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Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Perfection?

How do the trumpdumpsters buy into this poo poo

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Subvisual Haze posted:

I'm anticipating an unnecessarily detailed physical section, breaking down system by system how he is in peak condition.

I want to know what his PSA levels are. Also albuminuria-to-creatinine ratio and glomerular filtration rate.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


quote:

Hillary Presidency:
-boring
-yawn
-no UHC
-college too expensive
-rent too high
-low energy
-wages suck
-war in Syria
-right wing reaction

Trump Presidency
-fun
-exiting!
-no UHC
-college too expensive
-rent too high
-high energy
-wages suck
-war in Syria
-progressive reaction

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Third World Reggin posted:

Hillary
- an already existing border wall

Trump
- a huge border wall with a nice door*

*door only allows traffic in one direction

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Iowa Snow King posted:

Perfection?

How do the trumpdumpsters buy into this poo poo

they are extremely retarded

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mitztronic posted:

*door only allows traffic in one direction

actually yes, and the direction is to the us

MsJoelBoxer
Aug 31, 2004

Your judicial opinions hypnotize me.

Zeerust
May 1, 2008

They must have guessed, once or twice - guessed and refused to believe - that everything, always, collectively, had been moving toward that purified shape latent in the sky, that shape of no surprise, no second chance, no return.

Immortan posted:

The Wall should be built for Global Warming reasons. An unprecedented amount of unintended migrations will occur in the next century as sea levels continue to rise.

look at this chump acting like global warming isn't a hoax

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

quote:

Donald Trump told a Jewish group on Thursday that, like “you folks,” he knows how to make deals.

Speaking to the Republican Jewish Coalition, the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination made more than one reference to negotiating deals, and also said he didn’t want attendees’ money.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Trump complimented them. I don’t see what the big deal is.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



I was picturing something more yooge and glorious.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
trump probably spent the meeting with black pastors talking about how athletic they are.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I hate when ppl are so rude to Trump at his rallies

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



WampaLord posted:



I was picturing something more yooge and glorious.

Said everybody who has ever been in a business relationship with trump.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



WampaLord posted:



I was picturing something more yooge and glorious.

That's because it's the US side (hence the English sign). You should see the otherside, it's got flame-spewing automated turrets, a moat full of alligators, and minefields, gently caress you should see the minefields! They've got TEN! different types of mines! They've got Claymores, Teller Mines, German Wooden Toe Poppers, they've got one that detonates in a cloud of poisonous gas, geez.

It's a thing of beauty, I tell ya!

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Thump! posted:

That's because it's the US side (hence the English sign). You should see the otherside, it's got flame-spewing automated turrets, a moat full of alligators, and minefields, gently caress you should see the minefields! They've got TEN! different types of mines! They've got Claymores, Teller Mines, German Wooden Toe Poppers, they've got one that detonates in a cloud of poisonous gas, geez.

It's a thing of beauty, I tell ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYGgOXww48&t=30s

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Thump! posted:

That's because it's the US side (hence the English sign). You should see the otherside, it's got flame-spewing automated turrets, a moat full of alligators, and minefields, gently caress you should see the minefields! They've got TEN! different types of mines! They've got Claymores, Teller Mines, German Wooden Toe Poppers, they've got one that detonates in a cloud of poisonous gas, geez.

It's a thing of beauty, I tell ya!

I really liked the proto-wall ideas of 2012, including the wall of old tires (that was also on fire). Could we put the burning tire wall outside the Trump wall?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




except gold

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Ivor Biggun posted:

I want to know what his PSA levels are. Also albuminuria-to-creatinine ratio and glomerular filtration rate.

Review of Systems
....
Genitourinary: +Urgency, +Frequency, +Nocturia, Yoog Prostate
....

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
while the forums were down 200 illegals have snuck over the border

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Phobophilia posted:

while the forums were down 200 illegals have snuck over the border

and some grunge dude killed himself.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mike12345 posted:

and some grunge dude killed himself.

too late to build a wall around his veins and make heroin pay for it :(

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Omi-Polari posted:

Which was also the case for the Trumps, who were once the Drumpfs.

If they hadn't changed their name we'd have the Drumpf Tower, Drumpf Casino and Donald Drumpf leading the polls.

Well now I am much more sad about our timeline.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

fun tunnel posted:

it hasnt been tried by a billionaire whose celebrity is based on self promotion and vulgar displays of wealth. it certainly hasnt been tried by a republican basically saying gently caress mexicans. youre willfully obtuse if you dont see the difference between trump trying this and jeb sheepishly standing next to a black preacher saying 'diversity is our strength.'

it's also a tactic that has worked time and time again, so going "it's been done before" is kinda stupid.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
cant krumpf the drumpf

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

babypolis posted:

they are extremely retarded

that can't be the reason, otherwise you'd be a trump supporter

E: I'm calling you a drooling handitard.

WINNINGHARD has issued a correction as of 13:51 on Dec 4, 2015

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

Phobophilia posted:

cant krumpf the drumpf

Trump Krunk. He's steppin' on leprechauns, guys, I told you!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_familial_exterminations

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Omi-Polari posted:

Which was also the case for the Trumps, who were once the Drumpfs.

If they hadn't changed their name we'd have the Drumpf Tower, Drumpf Casino and Donald Drumpf leading the polls.

more like Kumpf

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


he's definitely taking a huge dumpf all over the RNC

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Lord of Pie posted:

he's definitely taking a huge dumpf all over the RNC

And the RNC is better for it.

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

Powercrazy posted:

And the RNC is better for it.

True word. I would vote for the reality star before any of those wannabee reality stars, some of whom happen to be senators.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Fox News just gave up and is handing the nomination to Trump:

Muslim leader from CAIR tells CNN America bears some blame for terror attacks

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot


Can someone shop this so Hillary as emperor palpatine is shocking him?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Microwaves Mom posted:



Can someone shop this so Hillary as emperor palpatine is shocking him?

After that can somebody photoshop Trump throwing Emperor Hillary down the power shaft?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

trump said "you're fired" when asked what he'd say to obama :smug:

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
God Emperor Trump... rise.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Immortan posted:

God Emperor Trump... rise.



Trump and Putin will rule the galaxy together

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

etalian posted:

Trump and Putin will rule the galaxy together

Putin knows nothing about making deals, he'll be out of the office in a week after facing the Trump onslaught, and replaced by Zhirinovsky.

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