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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Hey lowtax could you make Webm and gifv poo poo embeddable???

i NEEd to show this to the world http://i.imgur.com/R8se5g1.webm

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Lowtax i can implement gifv and webm support for ya or show whatever idiot you have coding on the forums now how to do it. Would make gif heavy threads a lot more performant

Give me plat then pm me if interested im serious

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

AEMINAL posted:

Hey lowtax could you make Webm and gifv poo poo embeddable???

i NEEd to show this to the world http://i.imgur.com/R8se5g1.webm
I think I want to make tweets embeddable first

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
I want the forums streamed onto my retinas

Lowtax I know you won't stop until this dream has cum true

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Making tweets embeddable is even easier.
Hire me ill work for stupid forum upgrades because i love these dead gay forums

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Finally my :10bux: + upgrade costs was put to good use.

Is the forum now immortal? So long as the cloud lives, the forum never falls. What is dead, can never die :black101:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Need Lowtax to subsidize upgrading my computer so I can post at 60 fps. With the new high speed of the cloud I just can't keep up, and he's gentrified it so much I think he should help with the costs of modernization.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Jastiger posted:

Need Lowtax to subsidize upgrading my computer so I can post at 60 fps. With the new high speed of the cloud I just can't keep up, and he's gentrified it so much I think he should help with the costs of modernization.

How about he just permabans you instead so we never have to read your lameass bullshit trying to tout the midwest as anything other than a desolate barren shithole with 0 redeeming qualities (kind of like your posting)

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

thathonkey posted:

How about he just permabans you instead so we never have to read your lameass bullshit trying to tout the midwest as anything other than a desolate barren shithole with 0 redeeming qualities (kind of like your posting)
The midwest isn't so bad once you get used to it.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Also I think permabanning somebody because they like the midwest is a tad harsh.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lowtax posted:

Also I think permabanning somebody because they like the midwest is a tad harsh.

I disagree but it's your forums so your call.

Lemme help you get those twitter embeds working though that was a serious offer

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Just took a dump, now I'm posting in the cloud. What a country

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

AEMINAL posted:



Except SA's new cloud posting tech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo

:woof: :woof: :woof: :woof: :woof:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Dec 4, 2015

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

AEMINAL posted:

Hey lowtax could you make Webm and gifv poo poo embeddable???

i NEEd to show this to the world http://i.imgur.com/R8se5g1.webm
peaceinthemiddleeast.dog.gif

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

Also I think permabanning somebody because they like the midwest is a tad harsh.

They get really mad at me for posting charts and graphs showing Des Moines is The Best Ever.

A silly reason to post mean things against Jastiger imo.

I went ahead and ate the cost of upgrades, expect some future probation credits in the future tia.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

thathonkey posted:

How about he just permabans you instead so we never have to read your lameass bullshit trying to tout the midwest as anything other than a desolate barren shithole with 0 redeeming qualities (kind of like your posting)

The Midwest has cheese curds you dummy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HE LIVES

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wow, my posting experience is much faster and more enjoyable!

Thanks, Lowtax!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey Lowtax did you see the Lions game last night? Holy poo poo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do very exciting things in internet comedy forum software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Crazyeyes posted:

The Midwest has cheese curds you dummy.

So does anywhere. Next.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Jastiger posted:

They get really mad at me for posting charts and graphs showing Des Moines is The Best Ever.

A silly reason to post mean things against Jastiger imo.

I went ahead and ate the cost of upgrades, expect some future probation credits in the future tia.
Des Moines does suck, I take it back, you need to be permabanned

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

Des Moines does suck, I take it back, you need to be permabanned

I thinkt hat may be a bit much. Perhaps just chemically castrated and made to only post in BYOB would fit better

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Cloudposting is pretty cool imo, I don't even see the "YOU MADE A POST HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK" screen anymore

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
Please send help. My computer loaded too many posts too fast and I am now pyhsically buried under a pile of poo poo post
i need to use the bathroom soon

help

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



bradzilla posted:

Cloudposting is pretty cool imo, I don't even see the "YOU MADE A POST HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK" screen anymore

Okay I take it back now this was the worst update :mad:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Lowtax posted:

Des Moines does suck, I take it back, you need to be permabanned

I knew youd come around thats why they pay you the big bucks

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Thanks for internet, Lowtax.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Anchors posted:

Please send help. My computer loaded too many posts too fast and I am now pyhsically buried under a pile of poo poo post
i need to use the bathroom soon

help

dont worry, just poo poo, no one will be able to tell under all the shitposts.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
I used to sip my coffee while pages loaded, now pages are loading too fast and my coffee is sitting here full. Please slow the site down a little I'm not prepared for this insanity.

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo it's way faster

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Lowtax I just want to let you know I'm willing to sacrifice myself to the cloud if need be

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




AEMINAL posted:

Hey lowtax could you make Webm and gifv poo poo embeddable???

i NEEd to show this to the world http://i.imgur.com/R8se5g1.webm

Like this?



You can do that just by turning .gifv to .gif :confused:

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Marvin Freeman posted:

Sad that all those people transcribing our posts onto the server had to lose their jobs. But gently caress em, we're in the cloud now posting bros.

Haha

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Angela Christine posted:

Like this?



You can do that just by turning .gifv to .gif :confused:

Mind blown

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

Des Moines does suck, I take it back, you need to be permabanned

I am sorry this has caused a rift between us.

But you should be aware that our words are backed with nuclear weapons.

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

Can't wait to search the archives for gassed BYOB threads from 2006

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Did ralp gently caress it up tho?

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
This is a special time.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
holy moly it's like i'm literally driving on an information superhighway :wth:

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