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Iridium posted:yammer was so bad even our corporate communications people hated it. but they also kind of installed it initially with no guidelines or intent or launch announcement, so it just got a trickle of usage at best. yammer is mandatory at my 180k+ employee international company. its a huge shitshow but you actually get dinged by management if you dont post 1x/day on yammer so we have people using it like facebook now and posting about their hobbies so they dont get a stern letter in character: I can't wait for my end of year review! I really showed the boss how much value I bring to the company this year!!! *gets a "average"*
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Notorious QIG posted:I'm socially liberal but fiscally conservative. im fiscally liberal but socially conservative more military funding!
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Cat Face Joe posted:im fiscally liberal but socially conservative I don't understand why so many people think Caitlyn Jenner is brave when our boys overseas are putting their lives on the line every day
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Notorious QIG posted:I don't understand why so many people think Caitlyn Jenner is brave when our boys overseas are putting their lives on the line every day *takes slug of beer, looks down gun sight at obama target* furthermore...
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wow tough day at work time to go post in the something awful retail thread
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Mad Wack posted:wow tough day at work time to go post in the something awful forums
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in character:Mad Wack posted:yammer is mandatory at my 180k+ employee international company. its a huge shitshow but you actually get dinged by management if you dont post 1x/day on yammer so we have people using it like facebook now and posting about their hobbies so they dont get a stern letter i'm this guy
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Smythe posted:i suffer from a chronic but treatable condition because i can't afford not only the surgery, but the recovery time. i need to maintain my employment to provide for my dependents, including my own mother who suffers from early onset dementia and my developmentally disabled adult son. i used to make a little extra cash on the weekends working for a moving company, schlepping boxes and stuff for college students - but i threw my back out so now I can't do that. Along with my something, not sure what, torn something in knee I can't do that anymore. Overall, I wish I could get it fixed and make some more money again, but I can't. I tightened our collective belts years ago when I first got hurt and I've never been able to let in some slack. It gets harder every year, but I love my family. I love them. I will, would, and have - do everything for them. Some morning, I'm so sore from the unending chores. From changing my mothers bed pan. From physically restraining my strong, like his father, son. Some days at work, my wrists and fingers hurt so bad from the RSI that I just let my arms hang limp at my sides and I can feel the pain draining out of my fingers. SOmetimes, I imagine that if I could let some of the bad poisoned blood run from my fingertips the blood would take the pain with it and I would be free. I know that's not the case. I know I must endure. Because I love my family. hey have you thought about driving for uber? I've been reading this article in wired and they seem like just the thing. I'm probably getting ahead of myself here but you may end up quitting your job to work for this startup full time. they're crazy awesome. you're not gonna believe an opportunity like this is even possible nowadays let me send you a link
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Necc0 posted:hey have you thought about driving for uber? I've been reading this article in wired and they seem like just the thing. I'm probably getting ahead of myself here but you may end up quitting your job to work for this startup full time. they're crazy awesome. you're not gonna believe an opportunity like this is even possible nowadays let me send you a link
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*spanish language commercial plays over terrestrial tv* gggoooddDDDDD DDAAAMNITTTT *hits wife*
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in college i dated this girl whose little sister got knocked up by a black fellow. when her mom broke the news to her dad he jumped up and punched her mom in the face. they were 4 figgy fucktards and lived in what would be considered squalor outside of the american south east
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Barnyard Protein posted:in college i dated this girl whose little sister got knocked up by a black fellow. when her mom broke the news to her dad he jumped up and punched her mom in the face. they were 4 figgy fucktards and lived in what would be considered squalor outside of the american south east
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:im having a dilbert kind of day i keep a couple of dilbert printouts pinned to my cube walls for people to read as they walk past.
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Political Correctness is slowly but effectively killing this country.
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Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had At Least a Gallon Of Coffee
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Share Bear posted:Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had At Least a Gallon Of Coffee *posts tweety bird image macro to fb*
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graph posted:I have a plantar wart and it is really loving annoying. here is a home remedy that you could use,
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Cat Face Joe posted:*posts tweety bird image macro to fb* flighty, flirty happy tweety bird? or arms crossed for real sincere real-deal comin thru tweety bird????
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Sniep posted:flighty, flirty happy tweety bird? or arms crossed for real sincere real-deal comin thru tweety bird???? Share Bear posted:Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had At Least a Gallon Of Coffee
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Smythe posted:i suffer from a chronic but treatable condition because i can't afford not only the surgery, but the recovery time. i need to maintain my employment to provide for my dependents, including my own mother who suffers from early onset dementia and my developmentally disabled adult son. i used to make a little extra cash on the weekends working for a moving company, schlepping boxes and stuff for college students - but i threw my back out so now I can't do that. Along with my something, not sure what, torn something in knee I can't do that anymore. Overall, I wish I could get it fixed and make some more money again, but I can't. I tightened our collective belts years ago when I first got hurt and I've never been able to let in some slack. It gets harder every year, but I love my family. I love them. I will, would, and have - do everything for them. Some morning, I'm so sore from the unending chores. From changing my mothers bed pan. From physically restraining my strong, like his father, son. Some days at work, my wrists and fingers hurt so bad from the RSI that I just let my arms hang limp at my sides and I can feel the pain draining out of my fingers. SOmetimes, I imagine that if I could let some of the bad poisoned blood run from my fingertips the blood would take the pain with it and I would be free. I know that's not the case. I know I must endure. Because I love my family. too real
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Dislike button posted:*refreshes drudge report tab* Smythe posted:i suffer from a chronic but treatable condition because i can't afford not only the surgery, but the recovery time. i need to maintain my employment to provide for my dependents, including my own mother who suffers from early onset dementia and my developmentally disabled adult son. i used to make a little extra cash on the weekends working for a moving company, schlepping boxes and stuff for college students - but i threw my back out so now I can't do that. Along with my something, not sure what, torn something in knee I can't do that anymore. Overall, I wish I could get it fixed and make some more money again, but I can't. I tightened our collective belts years ago when I first got hurt and I've never been able to let in some slack. It gets harder every year, but I love my family. I love them. I will, would, and have - do everything for them. Some morning, I'm so sore from the unending chores. From changing my mothers bed pan. From physically restraining my strong, like his father, son. Some days at work, my wrists and fingers hurt so bad from the RSI that I just let my arms hang limp at my sides and I can feel the pain draining out of my fingers. SOmetimes, I imagine that if I could let some of the bad poisoned blood run from my fingertips the blood would take the pain with it and I would be free. I know that's not the case. I know I must endure. Because I love my family. ADINSX posted:Political Correctness is slowly but effectively killing this country.
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My child just poo poo himself and his face is covered in food. I know I've already shared 4 pictures of him today but I think Facebook would really appreciate another one with a charming anecdote about his now soiled pants. Children are so precious.
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It's Friday MotherTruckers! Yeah! Woo! aAayayayay It's Friday! aw revwawr work week! Nothing Like A Good Beer on Friday
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As a Millennial I posted:i'd quit smoking, but the patch is so expensive have you heard of e-cigarettes my friend
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