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D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him.
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coronatae posted:D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him. quote:He was driving his mom’s F-150 on a night in February 2013 when a Lakeside police officer found him peeing in the parking lot of a Dollar General at 1 am. In the truck was an unclothed 14-year-old girl, a can of Miller Lite, and a 1.75-liter bottle of Grey Goose. The officer asked the clearly intoxicated 15-year-old Ethan what he was doing.
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If he got off on a defense of affluenza for manslaughter of four I don't see why he wouldn't get off on a lesser charge of violating probation
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coronatae posted:D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him. Of course the girl named Starr is now a mother.
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what a jerk
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I hope he dies
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I have Hasselhoffluenza.![]()
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Tarrant County Sheriff's spokesman Terry Grisham: “[Cases] are not prosecuted or revoked or modified based on hearsay or based on a grainy video that we can’t identify someone in.” Is he on retainer? That's a high quality iPhone video. down n out fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Sorry, I misspoke. On the advice of my retained council, I am retracting my previous statement and affirming that I do in fact have Zack Braffluenza.![]()
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coronatae posted:D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him. dont be a retard, everyone has problems growing up and we dont all murder people with our car. this piece of poo poo should have been locked up for a good many years then arrested when he reoffends in 2025 because he doesnt know how to function in society.
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Ross Ulbricht of silk road fame tried to claim affluenza but the judge threw him and the book in the dumpster then set it all on fire. He thought he shouldn't go to jail because at heart he was a good cultured white boy from the 'burbs, not a hardened drug dealer from the streets.
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i am trans-bourgeoisie mind my pronouns
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eh I went to high school with kids richer than him that went on to commit felonies who went to prison as a result blame this on Texas' court system being corrupt and retarded as gently caress because Texas
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Reminder that Texas let Robert Durst walk free lol
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Sentence this fuckboi to 15 years Jared Fogle
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Quote-Unquote posted:poverty is a disease imo *in cop voice* poverty is a disease, and i'm the cure (starts shooting black people)
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coronatae posted:D Magazine did a big thing on this case. Kid had/has a hosed up home life. He should have faced actual consequences but it makes me feel a little sorry for him. Yeah killing 4 people and not giving a gently caress while he bangs some 13 year old girl in a rich car with lots of money. What a harsh life.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yeah killing 4 people and not giving a gently caress while he bangs some 13 year old girl in a rich car with lots of money. What a harsh life. lets not exaggerate, it was an f150 that he was banging a passed out 14 year old in that they abandoned overnight. f150s are not rich people cars
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lets not exaggerate, it was an f150 that he was banging a passed out 14 year old in that they abandoned overnight. f150s are not rich people cars He probably paid some poors for it so he could haul around other drunk passed out girls. Why did you italics 14?
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lets not exaggerate, it was an f150 that he was banging a passed out 14 year old in that they abandoned overnight. f150s are not rich people cars You can load an f150 out to $50-60k easy. F150 is also supposedly the number one car of millionaires.
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wrong forum op! gbs supports the job creators no matter what
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if this kid ran over some feminists and wore cool fedoras, gbs would make him their king
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A misanthrope posted:if this kid ran over some feminists and wore cool fedoras, gbs would make him their king But you're already our King.
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15 year old in truck with open alcohol. Hmm lets see how this turns out if you aren't a rich piece of poo poo. DUI because in Texas ANY alcohol on your breath = dui if you are under 21. Minor in possession. Drunk in public. What else would someone that isn't a rich piece of poo poo have been nailed to the wall for before they got the chance to kill 4 people?
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Microwaves Mom posted:He probably paid some poors for it so he could haul around other drunk passed out girls. because the post I was quoting said the girl was a full 365 days younger than she actually was, a gross exaggeration Return Of JimmyJars posted:You can load an f150 out to $50-60k easy. F150 is also supposedly the number one car of millionaires. it is not a rich persons car
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Microwaves Mom posted:But you're already our King. true ![]()
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:because the post I was quoting said the girl was a full 365 days younger than she actually was, a gross exaggeration define rich person
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:define rich person if ford charged 1.5 million dollars it'd still be a poor redneck truck
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Sounds like a real rear end in a top hat. #NotMyTypicalWhiteDude
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:if ford charged 1.5 million dollars it'd still be a poor redneck truck I quote that as a Ford shareholder lol
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I have that, without the money.
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I'm proud of the affluenza kid learning nothing from his experience and lapsing back into alcoholism. Like a true rich kid should.
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He's just the white version on John Wiley Price. That fuckwad gets away with everything.
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I hope he goes to jail and gets beat up enough to stop being a gently caress up
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Yes but I am only verbally abusive to the poor, the closest to physical violence is having the anti-homeless spikes installed outside my condo.
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Three Olives posted:Yes but I am only verbally abusive to the poor, the closest to physical violence is having the anti-homeless spikes installed outside my condo. Ya. but that's because you're a huge pussy.
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so wait they just left the girl to sleep in the truck? lol
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lets not exaggerate, it was an f150 that he was banging a passed out 14 year old in that they abandoned overnight. f150s are not rich people cars
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Secks Cauldron posted:If she was passed out at the time that makes him a rapist. Is there a bingo card for lovely people who should be locked up for life because this kid has got every square covered.
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