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CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i flunked out posted:

from the yospos cat thread:

floof
I found more

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:07

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# ? May 25, 2024 17:21

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Chili posted:

Butterscotch has still be doing well! He's down to 26.6 pounds (from 28) and just wanted to post a picture of him auto-plopping. I can usually lie on my couch for a grand total of 3 minutes before he's crying at the foot for me to pick him up so he can do this.

I know it's been said and all, but I think that cat's adopted you :allears:

. I'm sure he'll go to a good home if it's not yours when the time comes, but you know it'll break his big buttery heart just a little if it does happen.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:10

vaguely: Apr 29, 2013; hot_squirting_honey.gif

QUACKTASTIC posted:

floof

this is not a cat. this is a giant novelty marshmallow.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:14

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

QUACKTASTIC posted:

floof
I found more

It is like Butterscotch was merged with a cotton ball.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:15

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

QUACKTASTIC posted:

floof
I found more

jfc

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:40

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I know it's been said and all, but I think that cat's adopted you . I'm sure he'll go to a good home if it's not yours when the time comes, but you know it'll break his big buttery heart just a little if it does happen.

My Jewish upbringing precludes me from guilt attempts like this. We're gonna foster a new litter of kittens later this month. If Butters doesn't try to eat them, we'll probably keep him. It really comes down to if we can still effectively foster with two forever cats.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:59

CharlieWhiskey: Aug 18, 2005; everything, all the time

this is the world

QUACKTASTIC posted:

i like sports and i dont care who knows

# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:22

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm not crying, you're the one crying! It's just allergies! A really sweet and heartbreaking comic about dogs, be warned.

Goddammit, I have a date tonight and my makeup was perfect, why did I open this???

# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:50

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Well isn't this just goddamn adorable.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:56

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Chili posted:

Butterscotch has still be doing well! He's down to 26.6 pounds (from 28) and just wanted to post a picture of him auto-plopping. I can usually lie on my couch for a grand total of 3 minutes before he's crying at the foot for me to pick him up so he can do this.

You go Butterscotch :kimchi:

What a good kitty. I wish I could bring him home with me and just lay around with him, having lay-about cats is fantastic.

Also you guys are awesome for fostering (apparently frequently, too)

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:07

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Triskelli posted:

I'm going to assume this is in Russia.

Most assuredly from Russia.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:11

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Ducky girls

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:22

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Nascardad posted:

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:30

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Goddammit, I have a date tonight and my makeup was perfect, why did I open this???

Sorry not sorry.

Nascardad posted:

Ducky girls

I love how from the side ducks are always these light-hearted looking goofs with chubby cheeks, but from the front? Nothing but death glare.

Content:
Girl plays with large "dog"

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:35

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Is that a direwolf? :stwoon:

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:54

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Sorry not sorry.

I love how from the side ducks are always these light-hearted looking goofs with chubby cheeks, but from the front? Nothing but death glare.

Content:
Girl plays with large "dog"

Lucky wolf

# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:55

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Hmmm. I'm thinking about enrolling my cats in the Kitty Convict program that Oatmeal is starting. Found here: http://www.explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict

Monty won't be a problem 'cos his name and our phone number will fit on the collar. Butterscotch however, is a character too long. We only have 11 characters to play with.

Suggestions?

We could just go Butters, and we do call him that all the time, but if he gets out (and seriously he ain't interested, but just in case) and gets found, I like the idea of someone picking him up and reading something amusing on the collar. He doesn't answer to his name or anything so it's not like it matters.

I kinda like Jamal. I think Jamal is a really good alternate name for him.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 19:25

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Chili posted:

Hmmm. I'm thinking about enrolling my cats in the Kitty Convict program that Oatmeal is starting. Found here: http://www.explodingkittens.com/kittyconvict

Monty won't be a problem 'cos his name and our phone number will fit on the collar. Butterscotch however, is a character too long. We only have 11 characters to play with.

Suggestions?

We could just go Butters, and we do call him that all the time, but if he gets out (and seriously he ain't interested, but just in case) and gets found, I like the idea of someone picking him up and reading something amusing on the collar. He doesn't answer to his name or anything so it's not like it matters.

I kinda like Jamal. I think Jamal is a really good alternate name for him.

Just take the t out and go with Butterschoch. Or Buterscotch.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 19:36

bleuraindrops: Jun 22, 2011

Chili posted:

Butterball :love:

# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:15

remigious: May 13, 2009; Destruction comes inevitably; Hell Gem

Butterscotch looks like he has a little halo :angel:

# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:17

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Now that I think about it, putting an alternate name on the collar will warrant explanations from house guests and I don't like explaining things :/

Probably just go with Butters.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:49

ellie the beep: Jun 15, 2007; Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Chili posted:

Now that I think about it, putting an alternate name on the collar will warrant explanations from house guests and I don't like explaining things :/

Probably just go with Butters.

tell them hes in witness protection

# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:53

Anoia: Dec 31, 2003; "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Chili posted:

Now that I think about it, putting an alternate name on the collar will warrant explanations from house guests and I don't like explaining things :/

Probably just go with Butters.

Butters is good. The fewer letters are in celebration of his continued weight loss.

One day he'll lose enough to just be Butt!

# ? Dec 4, 2015 23:08

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy

My cats have collars with their name and my number embroidered on them but in "their" colors and I'm wondering if I should switch to orange. We've never had an escaped convict sitch, but I do get paranoid (which is why my indoor cats wear collars with my phone number on them).

# ? Dec 4, 2015 23:50

pookel: Oct 27, 2011; Ultra Carp

Alter Ego posted:

Your dog uses them to apologize? Mine just...uses them. All the time. For whatever occasion he thinks is necessary. Plus he has a huge head, so getting hit with it is like taking a cannonball to the legs.

But he is a Good Boy, so we let it pass.

Boyfriend's St. Bernard does the same thing. Like *whap* "have a bowling ball to the stomach! ..... pet me?"

Boyfriend's mom got a Papillon around the same time Davey was acquired, so they were puppies together. Eventually they had to train Davey out of galloping up to people and plopping onto their laps like his little buddy did.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 23:55

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm not crying, you're the one crying! It's just allergies! A really sweet and heartbreaking comic about dogs, be warned.

Welp. I'm crying now. I guess this is happening. :smith:

# ? Dec 5, 2015 00:13

bimmian: Oct 16, 2008

Triskelli posted:

I'm going to assume this is in Russia.

Saw this in related videos-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ynMKHzz8bA

# ? Dec 5, 2015 01:23

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Anoia posted:

Butters is good. The fewer letters are in celebration of his continued weight loss.

One day he'll lose enough to just be Butt!

How about "Butts?"

# ? Dec 5, 2015 01:23

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

"Do not feed"

# ? Dec 5, 2015 01:26

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm not crying, you're the one crying! It's just allergies! A really sweet and heartbreaking comic about dogs, be warned.

Because you made me cry with this I return the punishment.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/w3vlh

Really don't do this to yourself unless you're home alone.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 01:44

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

gently caress all that, look at this Cool Dog I see at Tim Hortons sometimes

# ? Dec 5, 2015 01:53

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

You see that dog on the reg? drat, you're lucky. I saw him going through downtown Hamilton one time and my friends didn't believe me.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 02:27

EVG: Dec 17, 2005; If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Gorgar posted:

What amplifiers are for.

What a silly cat! And on a Roland amp. You should name him Roland!

# ? Dec 5, 2015 03:17

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Ironically, his name is Marshall.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 03:54

EVG: Dec 17, 2005; If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Marshall? That's just silly.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 04:03

dismas: Jul 31, 2008

Chexoid posted:

gently caress all that, look at this Cool Dog I see at Tim Hortons sometimes

holy poo poo look at that loving dog

# ? Dec 5, 2015 04:24

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I'm not crying, you're the one crying! It's just allergies! A really sweet and heartbreaking comic about dogs, be warned.

Thanks for this - even though it's sad, it reminds me of the big teddy bear Rottweiler my family had, Bertha. We got her when she was 3 and we lived in the UK for a couple years, dad is retired military and we were there from '89-'92. Bertha was a big clumsy goofball but super friendly and lovable, and surprisingly protective. Any time she got out of the house or back yard, she never went far - usually we'd find her a block or two away with little kids petting and fawning over her while she laid in the grass, just soaking it all up :3:

Sadly she was diagnosed with cancer and had to be put to sleep before she turned 9. I loved that big, stinky, waggly butt dog and how excited she was to see us kids when we got home :unsmith: