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The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005

Skim milk is just water lying about being milk.

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




strangehamster posted:

It used to be subsidized in part or in whole, depending on family income. Breakfast programs were introduced specifically to help low income children get enough to eat before starting school, I hope they're still funded.

They are but funding is piss poor.

Luckily, as much as conservatives have attempted to gut public schooling and free and reduced meals once a school is classed "Title 1" all students are given two meals free daily. I think it varies from state to state (or maybe county to county even) but a school gets bumped to Title 1 if a certain percentage of students qualify for free and reduced because after a point it's less paperwork to just feed everyone.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The_Hatt posted:

Skim milk is just water lying about being milk.

Chalk smoothie, yo.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

strangehamster posted:

It used to be subsidized in part or in whole, depending on family income. Breakfast programs were introduced specifically to help low income children get enough to eat before starting school, I hope they're still funded.

I think you'll find that hunger is a great motivator :clint:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

13Pandora13 posted:

They are but funding is piss poor.

Luckily, as much as conservatives have attempted to gut public schooling and free and reduced meals once a school is classed "Title 1" all students are given two meals free daily. I think it varies from state to state (or maybe county to county even) but a school gets bumped to Title 1 if a certain percentage of students qualify for free and reduced because after a point it's less paperwork to just feed everyone.

I'm glad kids get something to eat, even if it's really lovely food. Thinking about it now, I'm sure I had friends who had nothing to eat all day. :(

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


13Pandora13 posted:

WTF is this poo poo. Flavored milk is for children.

We were talking about school lunches. You know who goes to school? Children. :shrug:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

We were talking about school lunches. You know who goes to school? Children. :shrug:

Your mom goes to college

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


That is certainly... a thing. But I can say that black beans will pretty much ruin the presentation of any dish they are involved in.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I was thinking pomegranate seeds?

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
That chicken looks like an archeological dig site.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Data Graham posted:

I was thinking pomegranate seeds?

Brown lentils :colbert:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

lidnsya posted:

I don't really understand the concept of school lunches as they are not a thing in Canada.

My Ottawa high school had a cafeteria where I could buy lunch.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

As lovely as school lunches were, they were still usually better than what I got fed at home. :smith:

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i used to eat the free breakfast at poor rear end schools growing up, and biscuits and gravy was basically the only edible thing aside from cereal, but was thankfully an option every day.



rndmnmbr posted:

As lovely as school lunches were, they were still usually better than what I got fed at home. :smith:

My dad was a decent cook considering our budget, but he has no concept of getting what you pay for so much the only thing I could qualify as "good" was stir fried chicken. For some reason him and grandma thought microwaved meat loaf was a good idea, and it put me off the stuff the better part of two decades.

At least the veggies, frozen or no, were never flavorless mushy poo poo like every other american appears to have dealt with.

Pomp has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Dec 5, 2015

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


lidnsya posted:

I don't really understand the concept of school lunches as they are not a thing in Canada. Did you have to pay for them or is it government funded? We either brought a lunch or we were hosed. A government-funded school food program sounds like it would be a good idea.

I'm from Alberta. In junior high, there was a pretty standard American-style cafeteria. Cantankerous lunchladies, $2 sandwiches and soggy fries, you get the idea. In highschool, Chartwell's* ran what I can only describe as a restaurant and I think in the entire three years I never ate there once. It was expensive as hell, and since the pizza place across the street also sold pot (:drugnerd:) no else ever bothered either.

*: aka, the company that owns Tim Horton's and is responsible for all the donuts now coming frozen in a box. For some reason they own 99% of all academic foodstuff places in Calgary now.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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cash crab posted:

I'm from Alberta. In junior high, there was a pretty standard American-style cafeteria. Cantankerous lunchladies, $2 sandwiches and soggy fries, you get the idea. In highschool, Chartwell's* ran what I can only describe as a restaurant and I think in the entire three years I never ate there once. It was expensive as hell, and since the pizza place across the street also sold pot (:drugnerd:) no else ever bothered either.

*: aka, the company that owns Tim Horton's and is responsible for all the donuts now coming frozen in a box. For some reason they own 99% of all academic foodstuff places in Calgary now.

I wish we had cafeterias in the small towns, best we had was a milk program where your parents could pay a small fee and you got a little carton of milk at lunch. If kids forgot their lunch they were screwed, especially the farm kids who had to bus from up to an hour away.

One of the food places at MRU took Tim Horton's gift cards for about a year which was amazing, because I would get them passed on to me from my husband, who got them as tips form work. Some of the cards had like $25 on them. But they recently stopped that in favour of proprietary cards so now I hate them.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

I wish we had cafeterias in the small towns, best we had was a milk program where your parents could pay a small fee and you got a little carton of milk at lunch. If kids forgot their lunch they were screwed, especially the farm kids who had to bus from up to an hour away.

One of the food places at MRU took Tim Horton's gift cards for about a year which was amazing, because I would get them passed on to me from my husband, who got them as tips form work. Some of the cards had like $25 on them. But they recently stopped that in favour of proprietary cards so now I hate them.

LOL. Such a derail, but I went to MRU before it was certified as a university. It was basically Community but without a Subway.

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Feb 9, 2008

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cash crab posted:

LOL. Such a derail, but I went to MRU before it was certified as a university. It was basically Community but without a Subway.

As a life student, I've been here for both :negative: They brought in a Thai Express and a Mucho Burrito now, and as such I no longer have money.


Anyway, have some glowing sushi for bae

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Oh yeah, we had cafeterias too in jr/high school, but it wasn't like this American thing where everyone lines up with their trays for government schlop.

Also, it looks like capers on that chicken to me? So many capers.

Tonight for supper I heated up canned chick peas and frozen vegetables with bbq sauce, curry powder, garlic powder, and brown sugar. I sometimes do peanut butter instead of bbq sauce. It's delicious and disgusting.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Pomp posted:

My dad was a decent cook considering our budget, but he has no concept of getting what you pay for so much the only thing I could qualify as "good" was stir fried chicken. For some reason him and grandma thought microwaved meat loaf was a good idea, and it put me off the stuff the better part of two decades.

There are three things I will never be able to eat again: Mac and Cheese and tuna, Stroganoff Hamburger Helper, and the laziest spaghetti ever (boil noodles until mushy, drain, add an unheated can of the cheapest marinara sauce, stir, serve with plain white bread).

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

13Pandora13 posted:

WTF is this poo poo. Flavored milk is for children.

melon milk is the best weeb drink

Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:

Picnic Princess posted:

As a life student, I've been here for both :negative: They brought in a Thai Express and a Mucho Burrito now, and as such I no longer have money.


Anyway, have some glowing sushi for bae



Looks like a slightly bad picture of normal sushi.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

As a life student, I've been here for both :negative: They brought in a Thai Express and a Mucho Burrito now, and as such I no longer have money.


Anyway, have some glowing sushi for bae



:allears: Aww, they grew up.

Also, I love this glowing alien sushi.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

rndmnmbr posted:

There are three things I will never be able to eat again: Mac and Cheese and tuna, Stroganoff Hamburger Helper, and the laziest spaghetti ever (boil noodles until mushy, drain, add an unheated can of the cheapest marinara sauce, stir, serve with plain white bread).

oh god, my grandma's mac and cheese. She would never measure the milk and we'd always get a soupy mess. I was 15 when I found out that boxed mac and cheese is actually top tier garbage food. I didn't understand what people saw in steak either. "It's so leathery and flavorless!"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
Reminds me of something my mom used to talk about her dad making on nights when grandma wasn't home. He'd take egg noodles and slop grape jelly on the top and that was dessert. Supposedly it was tasty but looked horrific.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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No thank YOU!

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


People that just ladle sauce on top of pasta instead of mixing it in with the pasta, I don't get it. You're depriving the pasta on the bottom from getting any sauce!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

exquisite tea posted:

People that just ladle sauce on top of pasta instead of mixing it in with the pasta, I don't get it. You're depriving the pasta on the bottom from getting any sauce!

Freedom of choice :colbert:

The cook should not control the pasta/sauce ratio. That right belongs to the person being served imo

If you want it mixed then mix it on your plate.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Pomp posted:

oh god, my grandma's mac and cheese. She would never measure the milk and we'd always get a soupy mess. I was 15 when I found out that boxed mac and cheese is actually top tier garbage food. I didn't understand what people saw in steak either. "It's so leathery and flavorless!"

I always hated steak too due to the eastern North Dakota style steak that I grew up with. Take a lovely cut of meat, full of gristle, and cook it for half an hour with no fat or seasoning. Once nice and leathery, attack it with a butterknife for hours to get a piece cut off. Chew said piece for an hour and then give up and spit it out. I remember getting steak when I was in pre-school (it was in a nursing home so we ate what the residents ate), and I had to learn to swallow the pieces whole as they simply couldn't be chewed.

Until I was a teenager, I though that steak was supposed to be like that and refused it when offered. At the time, I preferred to go hungry than to eat that shoe leather. Then one day my uncle grilled steaks at his place and asked me how I wanted mine. I bit the bullet and said "Rare" so I wouldn't look like a pussy.

It was the best thing I'd ever eaten. The moral is, never trust your family to teach you to cook. My father still gets upset when I make pork chops because they're "pink". He believes all meat should be grey.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mostlygray posted:


It was the best thing I'd ever eaten. The moral is, never trust your family to teach you to cook. My father still gets upset when I make pork chops because they're "pink". He believes all meat should be grey.

lol you undercook pork

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

PCOS Bill posted:

lol you undercook pork

As long as you aren't eating wild game or anything, raw or undercooked pork is perfectly fine to eat.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


PCOS Bill posted:

lol you undercook pork

The FDA posted:

Can Safely Cooked Pork Be Pink?
Cooked muscle meats can be pink even when the meat has reached a safe internal temperature. If fresh pork has reached 145 °F throughout, even though it may still be pink in the center, it should be safe. The pink color can be due to the cooking method or added ingredients.
(source)

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

mostlygray posted:

I always hated steak too due to the eastern North Dakota style steak that I grew up with. Take a lovely cut of meat, full of gristle, and cook it for half an hour with no fat or seasoning. Once nice and leathery, attack it with a butterknife for hours to get a piece cut off. Chew said piece for an hour and then give up and spit it out. I remember getting steak when I was in pre-school (it was in a nursing home so we ate what the residents ate), and I had to learn to swallow the pieces whole as they simply couldn't be chewed.

Until I was a teenager, I though that steak was supposed to be like that and refused it when offered. At the time, I preferred to go hungry than to eat that shoe leather. Then one day my uncle grilled steaks at his place and asked me how I wanted mine. I bit the bullet and said "Rare" so I wouldn't look like a pussy.

It was the best thing I'd ever eaten. The moral is, never trust your family to teach you to cook. My father still gets upset when I make pork chops because they're "pink". He believes all meat should be grey.

For me it was corn on the cob and hard-boiled eggs, because they would overcook them and make hard unpleasant corn and rubbery eggs with green-grey yolks. The first time I ever had a boiled egg made the proper way it was incredible.


Meat thermometers are awesome, everyone should use one.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I was very lucky growing up. My parents were amazing cooks, and I could tell because I was used to a particular caliber of cooking and I'd go over to other people's houses and wonder why there weren't spices in anything. Last time I saw my mom, though, you could tell she'd sort of given up on making elaborate meals over the years. Also, I guess your tastes change as you get older, so neither of my parents seem to give a poo poo about salt anymore.

Anyway, content:

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Jul 13, 2004

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Sleeveless posted:

For me it was corn on the cob and hard-boiled eggs, because they would overcook them and make hard unpleasant corn and rubbery eggs with green-grey yolks. The first time I ever had a boiled egg made the proper way it was incredible.


Meat thermometers are awesome, everyone should use one.

I'm amazed people don't. I have way too many thermometers, I could literally make three meats, deep fry and make candy at the same time as I have some briskets in the smoker and still have thermometers yelling at me to use them

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

PCOS Bill posted:

lol you undercook pork

Just quoting so people remember this is the guy that also likes beef leather.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wasabi the J posted:

Just quoting so people remember this is the guy that also likes beef leather.

Sorry you don't know how to cook beef to both well done and very tender.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I hope this at least circles back around to discussing those people that eat rotten putrid meat and think it actually makes them healthier.

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