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mansplainin 2 a woman he knows nothing about, as if he knows her body better than she does. now i've seen it all~
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Dec 4, 2015 17:59
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Dec 4, 2015 18:03
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I don't want to mansplain here but yeah Cuckoo it sounds like you probably should just go ahead and get the fertility test because this all seems to be a big source of stress for you and it might not even be necessary 
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Dec 4, 2015 18:15
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Cuckoo posted:"May cause longer/heavier menses" Why yes I want to have longer, more painful periods. The pain makes me stronger and I didn't need all of that blood anyway. Also makes menstrual cramps roughly an order of magnitude worse. Still better than pills, though.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:18
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loquacius posted:I don't want to mansplain here but yeah Cuckoo it sounds like you probably should just go ahead and get the fertility test because this all seems to be a big source of stress for you and it might not even be necessary Thanks but I'm fine. Like I said, BC pills actually help me. The whole point of posting all of that is women should have the choice to get their tubes tied if they want because sometimes it's not as simple as (insert common contraceptive method here). Getting walled by doctors in the 21st century is insane, especially if they have a legitimate medical reason behind choosing to do so.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:19
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Makes sense, my fiancee was having horrible painful 2-week-long periods before getting on BC, it's good for regulating those. These days she can just skip it one month if she wants.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:22
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:mansplainin 2 a woman he knows nothing about, as if he knows her body better than she does. now i've seen it all~
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Dec 4, 2015 18:24
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but honestly it is pretty embarrassing that a man has to tell a woman that many IUDs don't contain hormones
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Dec 4, 2015 18:27
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No way, I saw what happened when chicks get an IED implanted in their funzone. That's how we ended up with Venom Snake. Cuckoo IMGO you should've been given the tubectomy years ago.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:46
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birth controls pills make yo titties big tho.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:50
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TenementFunster posted:but honestly it is pretty embarrassing that a man has to tell a woman that many IUDs don't contain hormones Its pretty embarrassing that you assumed they were magical symptom free solutions that will work for all women ever, thereby negating the need for your tubes to be tied. Jam an IUD up your rear end, maybe it'll stop your shitposting
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Dec 4, 2015 18:52
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It'd probably just be pushed out, tbh. IUDs aren't very big.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:55
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Groovelord Neato posted:birth controls pills make yo titties big tho. hosed up if false
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Dec 4, 2015 19:11
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quote:My self-summary I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are.
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Dec 4, 2015 19:11
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computer parts posted:I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are. Did the horse post dick-pics
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Dec 4, 2015 19:15
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computer parts posted:I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are. A friend of mine once made a fake profile written from the perspective of some little burrowing mammal, but he borrowed his pictures from some camgirl and he still ended up getting tons of messages.
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Dec 4, 2015 19:16
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loquacius posted:Did the horse post dick-pics No but there was: 
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Dec 4, 2015 19:30
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Watch her whip Watch her neigh neigh
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Dec 4, 2015 19:39
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computer parts posted:I'm really good at nail art, for a horse. Makes me think she's not that good at nail art at all. But on the other hand, I could still be impressed. Computer Parts did she post pics of said nail art?
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Dec 4, 2015 19:56
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Sazabi posted:Makes me think she's not that good at nail art at all. But on the other hand, I could still be impressed. Computer Parts did she post pics of said nail art? Nope, just a whole bunch of horse heads and then one with her actual face that wasn't too bad looking.
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Dec 4, 2015 20:04
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computer parts posted:Nope, just a whole bunch of horse heads and then one with her actual face that wasn't too bad looking. You should ask her to send you a pic of her neigh neigh.
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Dec 4, 2015 20:27
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Cuckoo posted:Actually I'm seriously tempted to get fertility testing, just to see if I could go off BC pills altogether and never have to worry about condoms again (with known std-free partners) because that would rule. Yeah, and you know what? Even if a woman in her 40s decides "ah poo poo I would sure like to put a kid through college right before I retire that'd be very nice look at all these savings I have gathering cobwebs," then hey wow there's people who didn't get their tubes tied and are not ready for children and don't want no 'bortions and their kid could really use a wise, poo poo-together-like-clockwork, adoptive parent(s). Win-win, I think. #NotAllDoctors, I guess, but it seems like we're not quite done progressing from the days of doctors saying women get "the vapors," and treating them like hormone-bots. computer parts posted:I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are.
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Dec 4, 2015 20:45
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Cuckoo posted:Its pretty embarrassing that you assumed they were magical symptom free solutions that will work for all women ever, thereby negating the need for your tubes to be tied.
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Dec 4, 2015 22:24
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my first wife went on depo and was okay for a long while and then had like a 40 day long period. this was not pleasant for her. tbh if you're a adult and can sign a loan that will cripple you financially forever, or join the army and get a tramatic brain injury that will keep you from thinking good for the rest of your life, or marry someone and maybe get both, you should be allowed to decide to turn your womb into a barren place where no seed can find purchase.
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Dec 4, 2015 23:02
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some good stuff here: http://imgur.com/a/LHius
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Dec 4, 2015 23:28
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brocked posted:some good stuff here: That first picture...I can't help but wonder whether she's trying to do the "sex kitten" thing and going too far or if she's actually a furry. Also tinymouth 
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Dec 4, 2015 23:36
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currently my favorite is either "Getty Images" girl or extremely judge-y dog
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brocked posted:some good stuff here: Would for everyone of them but maybe the heavily tatted dude
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Dec 5, 2015 00:09
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Chunderbucket posted:We get it, you live in Ottawa  nope, dodged that bullet 
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Dec 5, 2015 00:18
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I don't care if your eyebrows are geometric shapes if you have a strong head game.
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The Zombie Guy posted:I can't wrap my head around doctors that refuse to perform these operations on people because they think that person may change his/her mind. gently caress that. Explain the risk, and then let the adult make an informed decision and deal with the consequences. When my ex decided to get a vasectomy, the doctor kept glaring at me like I put my ex up to it. But after telling us over and over again that it is difficult to reverse, he finally did it. Then continued giving me evil looks when I went to help my ex wobble back out the door. The valium made my ex really wobbly.
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I did not want to online date but I signed up for OkCupid because of a single profile that caught my eye. He messaged me back and now I'll be deleting my profile. His message to me was: quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." You gentleman need to learn how to send better messages. The very first sentence of any work of prose is perhaps the most important. I'm reminded of my 12th Grade English class: my teacher had us read the very first line of Much Ado About Nothing over and over, pointing out more and more things about just that one sentence that set the stage for that scene, that act, the entire play, the theme of the play, the motifs that would be addressed in the play, and everything else. Lets apply that here. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." On the surface, we have the basics: you just moved to Arlington, Virginia to get your masters degree, and you want to know how we're doing. The reader is left with a lot of questions, here, and none of them are particularly interesting. Where did you move from. What are you getting your masters degree in. How recently is 'just.' None of these thoughts are particularly stimulating or inviting, and the 'sup' really makes me not want to have to fish around for an equally generic response. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." The sentence is a fragment. This implies incompleteness. Charles Dickens, at the beginning of Bleak House, uses fragments to address the shattered and incomplete nature of the cases at Chancery Court, further evoking the confusing motif with the use of fog. Here, it evokes an incompleteness about you. Perhaps it's an insecurity? A loneliness? Those would be likely, given that you're A) still in school, and B) a recent transplant to a new town. What is missing here is any sort of enthusiasm or interest or wonder about your new life. Again, the second level reveals a deep boredom inherent in your personality. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." This section is called a "self summary." You have an opportunity to tell us, the world at large, the women you're trying to slide in to, about who you are as a person in a few brief sentences. This is usually a pretty difficult task, but a lot of people manage to do it. According to this, your self-summary, you are (and I'm being very generous here): A) Nomadic B) A student C) Interested in how I'm doing. That is you. I notice in the comments section here that you claim to be "sarcastic and silly." I'm not seeing any of that. I'm seeing a person who is so devoid of any kind of creativity about himself, the person he spends the most time with in the world, that his attempt to summarize who he is as a person is reduced to straight clinical facts about the last few months of his life. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." What are you looking to get from this profile? Presumably you'd like to meet a woman to whom you are attracted. There is a long and storied history of romance, seduction, intrigue and raw sexuality in your genetic line alone. Your ancestors ranged from the most boring of lovers, ones who died childless and alone, to brazen lotharios with progeny ranging across international borders. The successful people in your gene pool likely had an acute understanding of first impressions. Since this is the internet, you have a very unique chance to sculpt your first impression in a way that can make or break you. I'll be honest, you're not the best looking guy in the world but your picture probably warrants at least a few lines of text read for people looking at your profile, so your first line here is the money. It's THE money. You can't have a certain stance or a way of dress or a suave voice on the internet or that perfect look as you walk over on the internet. You have a first line of your profile. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup." How many people in Arlington, VA are pursuing a masters degree? You could be any one of them. quote:"Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup."
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I guess all Lesbians want to look like the scoot from TF2
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man i got a real winner i wanna pastebin the whole profile.
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:I did not want to online date but I signed up for OkCupid because of a single profile that caught my eye. He messaged me back and now I'll be deleting my profile. All this post has taught me is that the annoying purple gorilla isn't some in-joke that I'm not in on, but is actually the I-don't-have-anything-interesting-for-an-avatar-and/or-  -avatar.
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Groovelord Neato posted:man i got a real winner i wanna pastebin the whole profile.
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Dec 5, 2015 22:59
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You seem like a real ball buster. You're post here is almost as bad as some of the long-winded profiles from angry hipster women we've seen in this thread. The ones who have a huge list of demands that no one could possibly live up to and think they're God's gift to mankind. I'd say he avoided a bullet.
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Shumagorath posted:Hang it up like a record-breaking shark. http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s  most of her pics are with different goony as hell looking dudes.
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