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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Woo, the long trek to Burger King is over. On the way, I learned to use an actual gun and discovered seekers are the greatest escape/infiltration tools ever. Nobody pays attention to the wake. :getin:

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Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

That EU splatfest. Are you loving kidding me.

I'm on team yay

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Oh, heavy splatling. How I missed you. I've tried every single gun in the splatling family, but my favorite remains just the regular-rear end heavy splatling.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i hate splatfests only because i'm forced to play with people in north america who tend to somehow have shittier connections than the majority japanese players i normally face

Macdoo
Jul 24, 2012

Bad Tabletop Opinions Haver

Rexroom posted:

I immediately joined team Nay by the way. Because that poo poo is gross, yo.

what the gently caress is wrong with you without pineapple you have ham pizza you loving animal

I have strong opinions on this subject.

Macdoo fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Dec 5, 2015

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

hawiian pizza is good i stand with my euro brethren

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

holy cow

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Weird that I had a winning streak, a losing streak, then a winning streak, before I finally became a Burger King. That second winning streak was when everybody decide to switch to short range weapons like the Aerospray. Perfect for getting disruptor and then Nozzlenosed. Nolan, who booyahed at the beginning of the match or when some one avenged you after splat, and THE Boyan, for bring good at the game in general, thanks for that second winning streak to King.


Jonas Albrecht posted:

I lost a match to GameXplain. Burger Seppuku is my only hope to regain honor.

What happen to those Charger skills, how did you lose the GameXplain?

Macdoo
Jul 24, 2012

Bad Tabletop Opinions Haver
adam and eve not pinapple-less hawaiian pizza

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Why is Team Pizza green while Team Burger is orange? Like out of the two of those things, pizza is vastly more orange.


:yeah:

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Man, despite being a Burger King, all this pineapples on pizza talk is really making me want a Hawaiian pizza.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Jarogue posted:

What happen to those Charger skills, how did you lose the GameXplain?

You wanna know the worst part? It was on Arowana Mall, my god-tier map.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

NofrikinfuN posted:

Man, despite being a Burger King, all this pineapples on pizza talk is really making me want a Hawaiian pizza.

put a pineapple slice on a burger

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

Man, despite being a Burger King, all this pineapples on pizza talk is really making me want a Hawaiian pizza.

Pizza and burgers are both good, but Callie is the better sister.

Got almost 1600 points with the heavy splatling on the museum. :c00l:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


gently caress yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

They really need to give Arowana Mall the Urchin Underpass treatment. This stage is poo poo.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Holy poo poo

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Kaubocks posted:

They really need to give Arowana Mall the Urchin Underpass treatment. This stage is poo poo.
:yeah:

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I just played like 12 matches and only lost 1.

Team Pizza is WEAK. Burgers rule.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Zaphod42 posted:

I just played like 12 matches and only lost 1.

Team Pizza is WEAK. Burgers rule.

I just played a round where team pizza got no kills. At all. :stare:

In the end, it wasn't even funny. It was just sad. Now I feel bad. :(

e: My heavy splatling is 50k away from surpassing my RG in most turf inked.

Cialis Railman fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Dec 5, 2015

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Slosher Deco is good. Where're all the burgerpants? I keep getting Pizz v Pizz matches.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Slosher Deco is good. Where're all the burgerpants? I keep getting Pizz v Pizz matches.

As expected pizza is massively popular. Prepare to win the popularity contest and lose the splatfest.

All the kids picked pizza.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


jumped back into splatoon for the first time in about six months. hot drat so many new maps and guns. getting wrecked and wrecking others somewhat evenly at this point.

ALSO team pineapple on pizza because im not six and that poo poo is delish

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
We started 3v4 and still completely wrecked team pizza with a 80/20% paint ratio. More like team garbage

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I kind of want a burger now.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Gimbal lock posted:

I kind of want a burger now.

I just had a bacon burger and it was delicious.

Mmm the sweet taste of victory.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

team burgers more like "team no-show and even when they show up they lose"

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Made it to queen, and it only took, like, three and a half hours (with semi-frequent breaks, mind.) :v: The heavy splatling gun remains the best out of all the splatling guns, and perhaps out of all the weapons in the game. It's certainly the most fun and satisfying to use--I rank it up there with Doom 2's super shotgun.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


I am gettin consistently wrecked with the N Zap 89. Is it a good gun? Im usin the Splashomatic and doing alright but knowing what are considered some of the better weapons would help i think.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



alf_pogs posted:

I am gettin consistently wrecked with the N Zap 89. Is it a good gun? Im usin the Splashomatic and doing alright but knowing what are considered some of the better weapons would help i think.

It's my go to for turf war. Its range always seems to catch people off guard.

I'd recommend trying that, Splattershot Jr., either Aereospray, Tentatek Splattershot, or the Krak-On Splat Roller for beginners.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

alf_pogs posted:

I am gettin consistently wrecked with the N Zap 89. Is it a good gun? Im usin the Splashomatic and doing alright but knowing what are considered some of the better weapons would help i think.

Yeah, the N ZAP 89's pretty good. I prefer the 85, though--the gray one. Sprinklers and inkstrikes are cool and all, but splat bombs are always useful and echolocator might be the best special in the game.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

alf_pogs posted:

I am gettin consistently wrecked with the N Zap 89. Is it a good gun? Im usin the Splashomatic and doing alright but knowing what are considered some of the better weapons would help i think.

All weapons are good, it's more of a matter of what they're good for.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I love the N Zap for tower control because it kills really fast, but I prefer the aerospray for turf war because I feel like it paints much better and kills nearly as good.

skeletronics
Jul 19, 2005
Man
Finally got a good win streak going and made my way to Pizza King. From what I experienced, Team Pizza is indeed bad.

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012

SeANMcBAY posted:

It's my go to for turf war. Its range always seems to catch people off guard.
I've been getting nailed a lot by Dual Squelchers lately, so I decided to try it out and the RANGE, ohmygod, I've been unstoppable in ranked modes. Eats up a little too much ink for my liking in Turf War, though.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

oopsie rock posted:

I've been getting nailed a lot by Dual Squelchers lately, so I decided to try it out and the RANGE, ohmygod, I've been unstoppable in ranked modes. Eats up a little too much ink for my liking in Turf War, though.

The dual squelcher was one of my go-tos for a while, but it take a VERY long time to splat someone with it. The regular squelcher is a little better in that regard, but you miss out on echolocator.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Augh, only three wins away from Burger King and I suddenly start getting disconnected every match. I usually don't have any issues at all.

The sloshing machine is definitely my new go-to for turf war. I could never get the hang of blasters but now I see why they're so popular.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I have yet to play a Burger v Burger match

Was gonna give up on getting Burger King but all y'all posting is making me wanna keep playing.

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