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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:13

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:05

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

quote:

Swift is now open source!

We are excited by this new chapter in the story of Swift. After Apple unveiled the Swift programming language, it quickly became one of the fastest growing languages in history. Swift makes it easy to write software that is incredibly fast and safe by design. Now that Swift is open source, you can help make the best general purpose programming language available everywhere.

https://swift.org/

finally your can run swift on linux for some reason

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:24

cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

uninterrupted posted:

pirates of silicon valley was the best take on the steve jobs lovely dad story because there was no sappy redemption, he was an unrelenting piece of poo poo the entire time and only visited his daughter to make himself feel better

^thats all what she said

actually his daughter lived with him

# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:34

There Will Be Penalty: May 18, 2002; Makes a great pet!

The Management posted:

https://swift.org/

finally your can run swift on linux for some reason

scripting i guess

but what do i know i use perl for everything so

# ? Dec 3, 2015 23:08

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

The Management posted:

https://swift.org/

finally your can run swift on linux for some reason

dude its a systems language so i'm gonna write server software or something with it

# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:28

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Smythe posted:

what kind of hosed up reject is going to the movies and watching the STEVE JOBS MOVIE?? WHAT THE gently caress??

no one, apparently. lol

# ? Dec 4, 2015 01:39

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

rest in piss the low end Bluetooth speakers if you have the pro. I wish Timb would just go ahead and buy tesla and Amex so the age of mega corporations can start so I can live out my mutant chronicles fantasies

# ? Dec 6, 2015 00:30

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

lmao Apple is never buying tesla, they already drained all of their talent

# ? Dec 6, 2015 01:36

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

neonbregna posted:

rest in piss the low end Bluetooth speakers if you have the pro. I wish Timb would just go ahead and buy tesla and Amex so the age of mega corporations can start so I can live out my mutant chronicles fantasies

you're 50 years too late for mega-corps

spoiler: they didn't work

# ? Dec 6, 2015 01:58

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

monica bellucci is really hot

# ? Dec 6, 2015 02:33

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Wild EEPROM posted:

monica bellucci is really hot

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:13

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

zen death robot posted:

nerds wanted a 2 hour super hero film about apple products and not a movie about a person who ran a company

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:19

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

honestly if michael bay made a steve jobs movie id see it

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Wild EEPROM posted:

monica bellucci is really hot

imo shes at least top3 world wide. i cant even name anybody who gets on her level

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:35

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

she's 51 tho

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:47

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

I only can lust after premenopausal women

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:47

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

shes not my type

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:47

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

I only can lust after premenopausal women

wish you were post pausal

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:49

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

she's 51 tho

how is that a bad thing

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:52

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

That means she's been hot for like, at least 30 years.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 04:35

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Wild EEPROM posted:

That means she's been hot for like, at least 30 years.

exactly

for every year she remains hot, the odds of her not being hot decrease. simple math

# ? Dec 6, 2015 04:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

The Management posted:

pirates of Silicon Valley continues to be the best steve jobs movie

and best Gates, Ballmer, and Wozniak movie

# ? Dec 6, 2015 05:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Luigi Thirty posted:

and best Gates, Ballmer, and Wozniak movie

agreed 100%

# ? Dec 6, 2015 05:10

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

I only can lust after premenopausal women

its basic evopsych, my keen alpha male brain automatically rejects mates into which i cannot sow my potent seeds
*sows potent seed into a wad of kleenex while watching prepubescent anime girls*

# ? Dec 6, 2015 05:19

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

its basic evopsych, my keen alpha male brain automatically rejects mates into which i cannot sow my potent seeds
*sows potent seed into a wad of kleenex while watching prepubescent anime girls*

hella biology

i prefer to cry silently in the night while cumming involuntarily in a sock

E: i basically just put a sock on my soft dick because i know its gonna happen

# ? Dec 6, 2015 05:20

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

Wild EEPROM posted:

monica bellucci is really hot

# ? Dec 6, 2015 08:37

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

its basic evopsych, my keen alpha male brain automatically rejects mates into which i cannot sow my potent seeds
*sows potent seed into a wad of kleenex while watching prepubescent anime girls*

prepubescent? shes actually a 600 year old which in the body of a 9 year old, get your facts straight

# ? Dec 6, 2015 13:45

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

if we're talkin olds I prefer Catherine zeta jones

# ? Dec 6, 2015 15:21

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i dont like women who look like they'd be expensive to hang out with

# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:58

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i dont like women who look like they'd be expensive to hang out with

now i get the fedora

# ? Dec 7, 2015 04:13

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

julia Louis Dreyfus obvs

nice sexism for not capitalizing julia tho Apple

# ? Dec 7, 2015 10:42

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

if we're talkin olds I prefer Catherine zeta jones

you like to live dangerously I guess her vagina is a known carcinogen just ask Michael douglas

# ? Dec 7, 2015 12:21

cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

�Most Japanese people simply don�t find Apple�s emoji kawaii from a fundamental design standpoint,� Kurita said.

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2015/12/emojis_are_no_longer_cool_in_japan.single.html

# ? Dec 7, 2015 14:38

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

cremnob posted:

�Most Japanese people simply don�t find Apple�s emoji kawaii from a fundamental design standpoint,� Kurita said.

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2015/12/emojis_are_no_longer_cool_in_japan.single.html

E-331, HAPPY FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND COLD SWEAT, actually originated in the work of the lolicon (�Lolita complex�) pioneer Hideo Azuma.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 15:14

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

zen death robot posted:

Problem?

suggested action: add 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for compartments) and matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks)

# ? Dec 7, 2015 15:26

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

quote:

It�s with heavy hearts that we let you know we�ll be shutting down Mailbox on February 26, 2016.

Mailbox ignited a shift in mobile email and many of its innovations are now ubiquitous across the industry. It�s been a great journey, and we�re proud of this impact and grateful to the community that helped make it possible.

When the Mailbox team joined Dropbox in 2013, we shared a passion for simplifying the way people work together. And solving the email problem seemed like a strong complement to the challenges Dropbox was already tackling.

But as we deepened our focus on collaboration, we realized there�s only so much an email app can do to fundamentally fix email. We�ve come to believe that the best way for us to improve people�s productivity going forward is to streamline the workflows that generate so much email in the first place.