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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




It looks like we have two TVs!

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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It looks like we have two TVs!

Teacher! Mother! Secret lover...

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It looks like we have two TVs!

We're gonna get a new TV. 21 inch screen, realistic flesh tones and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

realistic flesh tones

They'll be hideous freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DizzyBum posted:

Teacher! Mother! Secret lover...

Are you hugging the TV?! :argh:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Welcome to Martytoof's quoting challenge. I am Martytoof.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Welcome to Martytoof's quoting challenge. I am Martytoof.

.....who the devil are you? :mad:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

.....who the devil are you? :mad:

Jerusalem, stop pestering Satan!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Jerusalem, stop pestering Satan!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
May I play Devil's Advocate for a while?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Root Bear posted:

May I play Devil's Advocate for a while?

Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." This is always so much easier in Mexico.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." This is always so much easier in Mexico.

I'm taking you goons to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Señor Kingdom es bueno, Señor Burns es -- el diablo!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Martytoof posted:

Señor Kingdom es bueno, Señor Burns es -- el diablo!

Um...was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

BigDave posted:

Um...was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

But...Lenny's a war hero!

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
No! Not Lenny!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
My eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it! :pwn:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DarklyDreaming posted:

My eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it! :pwn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QMcVu0jqgY

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Mooseontheloose posted:

But...Lenny's a war hero!

And we salute you for it. Now don't come back!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

I'm taking you goons to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!

TMMadman, "The Happiest Place on Earth' is a registered Disneyland copyright!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Oh yes, we know what happened the last time we skimped on the boweling

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

TMMadman, "The Happiest Place on Earth' is a registered Disneyland copyright!

TMMadman made a mistake? :) Well, heh heh, so did you. You just made a former Green Beret mad. :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

TMMadman made a mistake? :) Well, heh heh, so did you. You just made a former Green Beret mad. :mad:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
But it sounded so made up; I mean "i-m-jack"

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Perry Normal posted:

Dad! What have you done to your stomach?

And your chest?

And your shirt?!

Correction: two perfectly good jackets.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

TMMadman, "The Happiest Place on Earth' is a registered Disneyland copyright!

Well, would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Mmmm,a flaming bag.

Well these new Italian loafers will make short work of it!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Skeesix posted:

Mmmm,a flaming bag.

Well these new Italian loafers will make short work of it!

No, Skeesix, it's just the Northern Lights.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Class3KillStorm posted:

No, Skeesix, it's just the Northern Lights.

At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? :aaaaa:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on...

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DarklyDreaming posted:

At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? :aaaaa:

Yes.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Mooseontheloose posted:

edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on...

Dog on Fire! Dog on Fire! :pray:

Dog on Fire posted:

Ruff! Anybody order a hot dog?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mooseontheloose posted:

edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on...

Put it all on 41. I've got a feeling about that number.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mooseontheloose posted:

edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on...

Red!

The winner is Black.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

Red!

The winner is Black.

Pick the red, get ahead. Pick the black, set you back.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Pick the red, get ahead. Pick the black, set you back.

If its brown drink it down, if its back send it back.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mooseontheloose posted:

But...Lenny's a war hero!

Mooching war widows heroes. :argh:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mooseontheloose posted:

edit: Lisa finish the sentence, daddy should put all his money on...

Jack-O-Lanterns! They've been going up the whole month of October, and I've got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January...

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