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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hes not even a boot, he doesnt rate that

maybe a shower shoe but even then it may be giving him too much credit

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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You are four years away from gay death

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Teflon Don posted:

You are four years away from gay death

naw, i found someone we enter a cocoon and emerge two months later wearing matching sweaters and carrying a small dog

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Dec 7, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

naw, i found someone we enter a cocoon and emerge two months later wearing matching sweaters and carrying a small dog

Wait you're only 26?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Wait you're only 26?

I'm 31, I foolishly told an anecdote that took place in TYOL 2010 :negative:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm 31, I foolishly told an anecdote that took place in TYOL 2010 :negative:

If it's a consolation your out of style cocoon sweater is just in time for ugly sweater parties.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Anita Dickinme posted:

21 and loving older women is the best thing in the world.

Am I the youngest giper?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Anita, come back when you have an AFSC or whatever your equivalent is.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Yeah greenmeat is old as poo poo. Lincolncodkiller or whatever is an almost 40 year old soon to be E4.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Teflon Don posted:

You live in north county right

Fox Park now, but I was in Florissant.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

And New Orleans is the sphincter which the whole countries waste ends up passing though

I love New Orleans for its food and its music and the faint excitement of danger from walking past all the black people on the street, but this is sadly true

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Teflon Don posted:

You are four years away from gay death

I know one queer old retired Irish professor (a professor of Irish nationality, to be clear) and I've never met anyone so content in my life. I envy his happiness.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah greenmeat is old as poo poo.

didn't he retire at 30 years as an E-really large number like a couple years ago? He's old as gently caress

In other news, N4I, when did the Japs inform you that you were gay?

Just got done binging the last season of South Park, holy poo poo this was one of their better seasons in recent memory

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I was the oldest in basic, the oldest in AIT, and never met someone my rank older than me. I was coming up on the age limit when I first enlisted. Wasn't dumb enough to re-enlist so there's a few people in this forum older than me.

Now 99% of the time I'm the oldest in my college classes beside the teacher.

And just last week I noticed my hair is thinning. Not happy about that.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

SumYungGui posted:

just last week I noticed my hair is thinning. Not happy about that.

my hairline is marching north faster than robert e lee

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my hairline is marching north faster than robert e lee

Not even 30 and I've already got a widow's peak

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I've got a gorgeous head of hair. A scant few strands of grey. That's really it.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
There are E-9s and O-5s my age or younger. Plus, I've been in longer than most E-1s/E-2s have been alive. At least I don't have the SNCO gut.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

holocaust bloopers posted:

I've got a gorgeous head of hair. A scant few strands of grey. That's really it.

and you're apparently two years older than me

:suicide:

seriously, I don't even have that many grey hairs but I'm firmly convinced I'm losing hair from stress, for gently caress's sake my beard is even coming in unevenly...loving air force

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Back in high school, I used to get poo poo for my Reed Richards grey sideburns. Ten years later, all those dudes are bald, and I've had the same grey patch since I was 17.

This better hold until the 20 year reunion.

iyaayas01 posted:

and you're apparently two years older than me

:suicide:

seriously, I don't even have that many grey hairs but I'm firmly convinced I'm losing hair from stress, for gently caress's sake my beard is even coming in unevenly...loving air force

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not one of the radio maintainers who can't pass on y-chromosomes.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm 20


Enlisting and not being old enough to drink was a poor choice

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm 20


Enlisting and not being old enough to drink was a poor choice

i turned 21 in iraq




that sucked

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

iyaayas01 posted:

and you're apparently two years older than me

:suicide:

seriously, I don't even have that many grey hairs but I'm firmly convinced I'm losing hair from stress, for gently caress's sake my beard is even coming in unevenly...loving air force

All of the men on my mother's side of the family were solid, cue ball, David Cross bald before 30. I live under constant threat.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Dec 7, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Birthdays 18-21 were spent doing Army stuff. 22 I finally got to be home for once.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not one of the radio maintainers who can't pass on y-chromosomes.

That's true, I've managed to maintain a healthy distance from all things AWACS as well as any other radiation sources (Ku-band SATCOM and C-band LOS notwithstanding, loving RPAs) so hopefully my sperm is still vitalized

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

my hairline is marching north faster than robert e lee

I've been losing hair since I was seventeen

The BMT haircut was the thing that finally made me stop lying to myself so now I just shave my head

The horseshoe is not a good hairstyle. Thank gently caress I can grow a good beard

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'll never scoff at a balding man who just takes it gracefully and shaves it all off. Looks way better.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

And New Orleans is the sphincter which the whole countries waste ends up passing though

But hand grenades and tits are awesome.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
26 isn't half bad. v:)v

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

calling yourself a gipper when you are in the dep is pretty loving funny

i havent been in dep for six months.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Anita, come back when you have an AFSC or whatever your equivalent is.

you mean my rate? cus i had that months before i even went to boot camp. :v:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
dicks

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
shouldn't you be huntin' bin laden or somethin'?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



What the gently caress is a boot doing in dad chat

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

What the gently caress is a boot doing in dad chat

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
43. I'll be 44 in Feb

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

iyaayas01 posted:

Not even 30 and I've already got a widow's peak

amateur i got my widow's peek in my teen years :barf:

Edit: My hair is refusing to thin out, which is nice.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Fox Park now, but I was in Florissant.

Condolences

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