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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer




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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always picture English prison as almost like a spa. I spent a week in US jail once because I couldn't afford bail so I think I could live comfortably in an English prison for years.

It's Lancaster, PA, which is a relief because he's 5000 miles away from me instead of 50.

I was confused because Lancaster Classic also has a castle/prison but it's nowhere near as gaudy.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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XMNN posted:

It's Lancaster, PA, which is a relief because he's 5000 miles away from me instead of 50.

I was confused because Lancaster Classic also has a castle/prison but it's nowhere near as gaudy.



US prison....yeah, suicide is probably the best bet for a pedo.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Not to be all "hey, man" but in the future if you rehost a picture of a known pedo and a little girl, it's probably better to blur her face first.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###
That dude is pretty gross, and prison is the best place for him after what he has done. However, it seems he has lots of mental problems and a family that could really care less, or is oblivious to them. I wonder if some sort of intervention could have prevented him from preying on his step sister. She didn't deserve any of that sick poo poo to happen to her.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poster boy for very late term abortion.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
I read his ED page since this has been posted and it's one of the most disturbing and disgusting things I've ever done, and I regret having done it.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft6aijkMY18
https://www.bkksextoy.com/
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bkk-cybersex-cup-vr-stroker-with-porn-flims-game#/

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Top-notch foley work in that video.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

He's carrying his babies to the accompanying pond to prevent further inbreeding.

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

Pudg-i-oh

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Oh cool, he found a use for all that grease on his face

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

hackbunny posted:

Wait wait wait, wait a loving minute. This photo:



I've already seen it, here on SA. Is the guy a goon, too? or was it posted (in a "post your picture" thread IIRC) as a joke/troll?

This photo has an astonishing number of bad decisions

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I can't tell, is he really small or is that Reese's really big?

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

Heath posted:

This photo has an astonishing number of bad decisions

His life is filled with even more.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
It's not him we're laughing at, it's his hair shelf.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Leavemywife posted:

It's not him we're laughing at, it's his hair shelf.

The amount of time it must of took to look that stupid is incredible.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Psychotic Letters from Men is exactly what it sounds like, although the blogger also accepted letters written by women, and you can enjoyably waste hours of your life if you get into it. It's like a secondary source for AUG. Here's a video that appeared on it that a guy made for his ex-girlfriend, who had dumped him two years before. (Watch it all the way through.)

The same guy also does Why women Hate Men, where he showcases ads from dating boards and sites.

The punchline is that someone thought that Psychotic Letters from Men was mysandrist or something and started a blog titled and focusing on Psychotic Letters from Women. The first post reads:

quote:

Today, I came across this website: "Psychotic Letters from Men". It is an interesting window into the world of psychotic letter-writing men, though unfortunately it is limited in scope, since by definition it excludes all letters written by psychotic women. In practice, too, it consists entirely of letters written by psychotic men to women, and not, for example, psychotic men to other men, psychotic men to other psychotic men, or psychotic men to watermelons. This is unfortunate, although something has to be said for its commendable dedication to its chosen subject matter.

However, to neglect the rich world of psychotic letters from women is to let a ripe, juicy, succulent watermelon lie unpicked and uneaten. I hope to redress this unmet need for the Internet to read psychotic letters from women.

Therefore, I ask you to send me your emails, letters, and stories about all the psychotic letters you've received from women. Let us share in the abundant foliage that is female psychotic letter-writing. For our purposes, let "letters" also include e-mail, text messages, Facebook messages, postcards, and whatever you managed to find after that letter-bomb exploded. Remember, sharing is fun! Sharing juicy stories is especially fun. Sharing juicy stories with the entire Internet transcends the wholly inadequate concept of fun, to explode into actual happiness.

I promise that your name and your subject's name will be altered in order to protect your privacy. My intention here is to delight in the verdant, luxurious bounty of psychosis, not to invade someone's private life.

This is the only post on the blog.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
What's with the watermelon fixation?

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?
Crossposting from the funny pictures thread because I am waiting to see one of the creatures in this thread wearing this...

Duke of Flies
Jul 2, 2007

I croaked "Get Out"
Then I stood, and croaked "GET OUT"

Or... get in..
Soiled Meat

Non Serviam posted:

Is your friend really on a wheelchair?

Late to replying to this but: no, the joke was Sonic being wheelchair-bound is funny cuz now he can't run anymore.



Oldie but a goodie.

wildemere
Nov 19, 2013
BKK Cybersex Cup

When I first saw that title I thought it was a masturbation contest. You know "Cup" for the winner.

After viewing the video I think It should now be an Olympic event from now on, with points awarded for degree of difficulty ect.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Russian thread is in GBS.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


It loving sucks how far you have to reach for the tp

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

Sinners Sandwich posted:

It loving sucks how far you have to reach for the tp

I noticed that before the chairs even registered.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




succes

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

It's hard out there for a conservative furry.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Bluemillion posted:

It's hard out there for a conservative furry.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hairitage not hate.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Executions are getting pretty weird these days

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




This live-action Simpsons movie is looking weird.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I feel like they need to be holding guns.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Confurvatism: The Early Years

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I remember when things had meaning

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

This is right out of a nightmare. "You have to use the bathroom but the only available toilet is in the front of a conference room."

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Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

davidspackage posted:

Not to be all "hey, man" but in the future if you rehost a picture of a known pedo and a little girl, it's probably better to blur her face first.

Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think about it because the pic is so readily available on google images but she doesn't need her face and name to be so easily discernible by randos on the internet.


I'll never understand all this stuff like purity balls and daddy-daughter dances. I bet a lot these "stay away from mah precious daughter" types just end up with really rebellious teen girls who want to do pretty much the opposite of what daddy thinks is best for them.

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