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Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

ZeeBoi posted:

https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/673488480899497985?s=09

Wrong thread.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 15:27

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:54

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

true chelsea manager

# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:02

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

chuggo is BACK posted:

true chelsea manager

taught brendan everything he knows

# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:34

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-gMoNiGSc

# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:47

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

wrong thread oops

Tetrix fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Dec 6, 2015

# ? Dec 6, 2015 17:02

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

James Beattie earning his corn during yesterday's game.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:39

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVjzJVwXAAA1dAx.mp4

# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:56

GreatestLurker: Sep 12, 2011

Migliaccio is substituted in on 76 minutes

32 seconds later
https://vine.co/v/i7OEtZQdv3v

GreatestLurker fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Dec 6, 2015

# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:44

Andnook: Mar 10, 2005

http://gfycat.com/SeparateLazyIberianchiffchaff

# ? Dec 6, 2015 23:19

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Andnook posted:

http://gfycat.com/SeparateLazyIberianchiffchaff

Awesome

# ? Dec 6, 2015 23:22

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Woodenlung posted:

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVjzJVwXAAA1dAx.mp4

The gently caress happened here.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 23:35

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Andnook posted:

http://gfycat.com/SeparateLazyIberianchiffchaff

Freaky

# ? Dec 6, 2015 23:49

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

serious gaylord posted:

The gently caress happened here.

Was it Ruddy who air kicked a ball like that and injured his quadricep from the force not being put into the ball? Probably something like that.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 08:54

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Hyperextending your knee hurts like a mothferfucker

# ? Dec 7, 2015 11:16

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Total Meatlove posted:

Was it Ruddy who air kicked a ball like that and injured his quadricep from the force not being put into the ball? Probably something like that.

He tore part of a muscle off the bone by putting too much welly into a goal kick iirc

# ? Dec 7, 2015 13:47

XBenedict: May 23, 2006; YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Southend's new keeper is a Canadian twink.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 15:26

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

XBenedict posted:

Southend's new keeper is a Canadian twink.

I think this is the wrong thread, but tbh im very confused by this.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 20:25

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

XBenedict posted:

Southend's new keeper is a Canadian twink.

He stole Boruc's tat

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:46

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Rogerio Ceni retired yesterday, which means football has died a little more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q

edit: since I won't recover from this, here's the real video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXY8n3Z8TX8

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Dec 8, 2015

# ? Dec 8, 2015 08:04

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Troy Queef posted:

Rogerio Ceni retired yesterday, which means football has died a little more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q

Hmm

# ? Dec 8, 2015 09:30

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Troy Queef posted:

Rogerio Ceni retired yesterday, which means football has died a little more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q

that ref is out of line.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 10:09

XBenedict: May 23, 2006; YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Troy Queef posted:

Rogerio Ceni retired yesterday, which means football has died a little more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaCcB30Zc2Q

There's diving in ice soccer?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:36

Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

The BFI have just released a load of archive footage/adverts/films going back to 1902.

I've only watched a few bits and pieces, but there's some really cool stuff in here. Some highlights:

quote:

Ball Control
This instructional film, one of a series of seven sponsored by the Football Association, could easily have been too dry, but the commentary and the sight of top players from West Bromwich Albion and Arsenal, such as Ted Drake and Jack Lambert, keeps you hooked.

Quite Unfit for Females
Topical Budget (the great British newsreel that ran from 1911-31) here presents a light-hearted item on the Football Association's proposed ban on women's football. Women's football was extremely popular in the 1920s. Indeed, on Boxing Day 1920, 53,000 fans packed into Goodison Park to watch the Dick, Kerr's Ladies beat the St Helens Ladies 4-0.

It's hard to tell whether or not this news item supported the ban, though its cameraman clearly enjoyed observing the players in their knitted kit undergoing a rigorous exercise regime. And keep your eyes peeled for a very dodgy-looking chap in tweeds and a Hitler moustache.

Nigerian Footballers in England
This enlightening account follows the Nigerian team as they embark upon their first tour of England in 1949. Challenging the best amateurs in the country we see a squad made up of civil servants and teachers gallantly take on Marine Crosby of Liverpool. In these joyous scenes black and white spectators stand side by side on the terraces enjoying the beautiful game together; a significant observation considering the race riots in the city only a year earlier.

This tour acted as a precursor for other visiting teams from the British colonies, with the Gold Coast visiting in 1951, Trinidad in 1953, Uganda in 1956 and the West Indies football team in 1959. The film was made by the Colonial Film Unit (1939-1955), a government initiative used by the Ministry of Information to promote the virtues of Britain and its way of life to African audiences.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:12

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Adel Taarabt is not enjoying his time with Benfica B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wdKlanBQxk

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:06

XBenedict: May 23, 2006; YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Adel Taarabt is not enjoying his time with Benfica B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wdKlanBQxk

Every boy dreams of growing up and playing football in a business park.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:11

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

TheBigAristotle posted:

Adel Taarabt is not enjoying his time with Benfica B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wdKlanBQxk

Is he actually not good enough to start for the first team or is he just getting fit?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:33

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

blue footed boobie posted:

Is he actually not good enough to start for the first team or is he just getting fit?

He's been "just getting fit" his whole career.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:53

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

He was legitimately good at Milan. I think he's just insanely stubborn and dumb and will only perform when he feels like it and is in a good mood.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:55

Andnook: Mar 10, 2005

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1492395412

# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:09

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah, because if there's one thing Tottenham fans aren't good with, it's finances

# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:32