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Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Mentioned on this blog HERE and from 1979, I don't know what's happening here. Drugs?

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji

Fuched by his own petard

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



William Davis is scaring me.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Phlegmish posted:

William Davis is scaring me.

William Davis looks like Ed Geins creepier cousin.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Teach posted:

Mentioned on this blog HERE and from 1979, I don't know what's happening here. Drugs?



Samuel Beckett's 'Waiting for Goalie'.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

William Davis is scaring me.

The man owns a toy factory, how could he possibly be scary??

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004


"Well, probably. It's not a sure thing, you know? I mean, he might be able to get the waterboy spot. If anything, we save money because he no longer has the mental capacity to negotiate his salary or ask to see his family!"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Kins posted:



"Well, probably. It's not a sure thing, you know? I mean, he might be able to get the waterboy spot. If anything, we save money because he no longer has the mental capacity to negotiate his salary or ask to see his family!"

it's jeff fisher, he's definitely considered those things

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Teach posted:

Mentioned on this blog HERE and from 1979, I don't know what's happening here. Drugs?



Journalist went off to the pub for a liquid lunch.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Suspected Burglar Killed By Alligator While Hiding From Police In A Pond

Florida.txt

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Teach posted:

Mentioned on this blog HERE and from 1979, I don't know what's happening here. Drugs?



I was rendered helpless by 'Thrremony at tremony at the libremony at the libraremony at the library', and I bet even the most surly couldn't handle the segue into a football match. Holymoly shitremony.

On the subject of libraries, I hope this isn't a photoshop:

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

We have lost a smart one.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Geokinesis posted:

Journalist went off to the pub for a liquid lunch.
Any journalist worth his or her salt should be able to type a complete, readable story with one finger while half-passed out on the desk, and send it to the editor before blacking out completely. :colbert:

Inside joke maybe?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Reminds me of this posted earlier in the thread.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/

quote:

"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Nckdictator posted:

Reminds me of this posted earlier in the thread.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/

I never get tired of reading/watching this. It's just one of those things that if it was in a comedy you'd write it off as never being possible. The only other last words that would be funnier than "gently caress the alligators!" would be "Nah, it'll hold" or "Who say's I can't jump this?!"

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Solice Kirsk posted:

I never get tired of reading/watching this. It's just one of those things that if it was in a comedy you'd write it off as never being possible. The only other last words that would be funnier than "gently caress the alligators!" would be "Nah, it'll hold" or "Who say's I can't jump this?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TDm-GUhWk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Fake!

Actias
Oct 9, 2012

Carnival of Shrews posted:

On the subject of libraries, I hope this isn't a photoshop:



:eyepop: I'm about 95% sure that's my local library. I'll have to go verify.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I never get tired of reading/watching this. It's just one of those things that if it was in a comedy you'd write it off as never being possible. The only other last words that would be funnier than "gently caress the alligators!" would be "Nah, it'll hold" or "Who say's I can't jump this?!"

"What're you gonna do, stab me?" - stabbing victim

Phone posting, but I know the pic is out there

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Cacafuego posted:

"What're you gonna do, stab me?" - stabbing victim

Phone posting, but I know the pic is out there

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

It believable though as something quite similar happened a decade ago:
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Escaped-robber-returns-to-annals-of-weird-crime-2706176.php

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
"Man with no fingers survives Saskatchewan home invasion with bear hug"
The home invader is now dead, police are investigating

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/man-with-no-fingers-survives-invasion-with-bear-hug-1.3357602

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VoteTedJameson posted:

"Man with no fingers survives Saskatchewan home invasion with bear hug"
The home invader is now dead, police are investigating

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/man-with-no-fingers-survives-invasion-with-bear-hug-1.3357602

Remind me not to casually hug people from Saskatchewan. Jesus

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

I can't stop laughing over this. Just, a perfect example of out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blackfish
Sep 12, 2007

we have to be prepared to smoke a thousand joints before our quest is complete
Harvey County deputies confront nude man taking pictures of wheat field

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

quote:

“nothing on but a hat and a smile”

I just want to say that I've always loved this as a way of saying "they're naked" and I'm glad they have put it to good use.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

British tabloids are kind of low hanging fruit. :v:




:godwinning:

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Collateral Damage posted:

British tabloids are kind of low hanging fruit. :v:




:godwinning:

That's not a British tabloid (and führer is spelled incorrectly).

It is possible that is, however :thejoke:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Jeherrin posted:

That's not a British tabloid (and führer is spelled incorrectly).

It is possible that is, however :thejoke:

Yes that is the joke, furor is also a word.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The british tabloid mention was in reply to Geokinesis' post.

Collateral Damage has a new favorite as of 14:06 on Dec 11, 2015

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Jeherrin posted:

That's not a British tabloid (and führer is spelled incorrectly).

It is possible that is, however :thejoke:

:laffo: you missed all the points of the post.

I do like that Trump cover though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jeherrin posted:

That's not a British tabloid (and führer is spelled incorrectly).

It is possible that is, however :thejoke:

Unreal.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Man, Patrick Swayze's standards have dropped over the years.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
They're saving "The New Führer" in case he actually wins.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Collateral Damage posted:

The british tabloid mention was in reply to Geokinesis' post.

Mine wasn't from a tabloid either, its from the "women's mags".

They're worse and contain less truth than any newspaper but have some of the best/worst titles and articles.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

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