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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oooooooooh. It's a publicity thing. Now it makes sense.

Her sales of used panties and bags of frozen cum will go through the roof!

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's some boring stuff. Some of the comments are funny.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Indolent Bastard posted:

Her sales of used panties and bags of frozen cum will go through the roof!

They need to go into the garbage can

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Some good AUG material over in GBS today

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755046

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Weldon Pemberton posted:

I bet a lot these "stay away from mah precious daughter" types just end up with really rebellious teen girls who want to do pretty much the opposite of what daddy thinks is best for them.

Either that, or they become so repressed and sheltered that they marry their first boyfriend at 18/19 (that they started dating at 15, but only ever held hands but one time they sneaked a kiss at the church Christmas Social,) get knocked up immediately, and continue to basically do nothing but spit out kids and cook horrible meals that are just three different canned/boxed foods mixed together and call it a "hot dish" because that's all they've been taught women are good for.

So I guess mission accomplished from the dad's point of view?

:smith:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DrBouvenstein posted:

Either that, or they become so repressed and sheltered that they marry their first boyfriend at 18/19 (that they started dating at 15, but only ever held hands but one time they sneaked a kiss at the church Christmas Social,) get knocked up immediately, and continue to basically do nothing but spit out kids and cook horrible meals that are just three different canned/boxed foods mixed together and call it a "hot dish" because that's all they've been taught women are good for.

So I guess mission accomplished from the dad's point of view?

:smith:

Dads point of view is probably along the lines of replacing mom sooner that later.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Watrick posted:

Someone leaked her Tumblr in the comments. It's quite...colorful.

:nws:
http://officialwhitneywisconsin.tumblr.com/

quote:

Prices is as followed
Snap chat is $50
Snapchat plus 2 k9 vids are $75
Snapchat plus Interracial 3 some vids are $80
Snapchat plus interracial 3 some vids,and k9 vids are $100

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She leads a ruff life ok? Dobie so hard on her.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.
I was doing a little jerk off and I wanted to do a little different thing than the usual jerk off so I go to YouTube but the only videos of boobs are difficult to jack off to.

here is example: :nws: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI :nws:

I think the beginning is OK but not so good later on, very gross.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:47 on Dec 12, 2015

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I feel like were I at work reading the AUG thread I would deserve to be fired in general.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Shayu posted:

I was doing a little jerk off and I wanted to do a little different thing than the usual jerk off so I go to YouTube but the only videos of boobs are difficult to jack off to.

I am extremely not okay with this post

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


would

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Do I have the product for you !!

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

While this seems sad to me... I kinda think maybe these should be funded with my tax dollars. Might keep creepos in their bunkers.

Maybe this is how the Matrix really gets going though. The robots feed on sad ejaculate in exchange for a mainline of The Dew.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Wanamingo posted:

I am extremely not okay with this post

He's been doing a low-rent imitation of the Levon Wei/Regulus Zhang twitter accounts as seen in the China.JPG thread, when he remembers to keep up the gimmick. It's embarrassingly bad.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



i am pretty sure this is the reason god stopped talking to us

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The start of the 50 min long Cum Omlette





:nms: :nms: :nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=486881385 :nms: :nws: :nms:

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


Pro fuckin click right here.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

And there were only men there



Shayu posted:

I was doing a little jerk off and I wanted to do a little different thing than the usual jerk off so I go to YouTube but the only videos of boobs are difficult to jack off to.

Ignoring that this is a gimmick, who goes to YouTube for that sort of material, especially "different" stuff. Isn't Tumblr the place for "weird porn" now?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:48 on Dec 12, 2015

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Postal Parcel posted:

And there were only men there


Ignoring that this is a gimmick, who goes to YouTube for that sort of material, especially "different" stuff. Isn't Tumblr the place for "weird porn" now?

Tumblr's good, but as far as video searches go bing is somehow the best

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The way he clangs the frying pan to commence the cumming is just art

PostwarMutant
Oct 30, 2010

Verisimilidude posted:

I knew a dude who had this setup. His parents gave up on him and he spent his days playing MUDs and talking care of his pet rats.

I might know this dude too, do you live on Long Island?

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

bangin on a trashcan

strummin on a streetlight

Sir Teabag
Oct 26, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The way he clangs the frying pan to commence the cumming is just art

gently caress

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Action Tortoise posted:

bangin on a trashcan

strummin on a streetlight

Roger was like the only kid not in their band!:colbert:

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Action Tortoise posted:

bangin on a trashcan

strummin on a streetlight

Patty loving ruined that song.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The fifteen drummers ruined that song.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
birthing video..

props to the moms out there...

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.
Is that wolf doll getting pee-pee'd on?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Shayu posted:

Is that wolf doll getting pee-pee'd on?

:airquote: doll :airquote:

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Shayu posted:

Is that wolf doll getting pee-pee'd on?

It's a man in a wolf costume pissing on himself, come on people this is basic stuff.

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009
Mmmmdivine compliments to the chef.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mock the Cross posted:

Mmmmdivine compliments to the chef.


That's quite a soup, what do you call it?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

zoux posted:

That's quite a soup, what do you call it?

Soup Du Jour

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

That's quite a soup, what do you call it?

The Aristocrats

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Mock the Cross posted:

Mmmmdivine compliments to the chef.


It feels awkard with the way he's eyes feels like he's just looking straight through me laughing ever so quietly at all my deepest darkest secrets. :stonk:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
This reminds me of the Japanese guy who cut off his genitals and served them as dinner.


The following link has pics of the final product, looks relatively like normal food (no full pics of dicks or balls, it's all cut up already):

http://www.theplaidzebra.com/man-cooked-and-served-his-genitals/


BON APPETIT!
\

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Not anymore.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Ew ew ew. :gonk:

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