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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Biplane posted:

"La." -Just Cause 2

My name ees Bo-lo Santohzee

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Now here's where it gets a little sad

Y'see, the kid is looking for her dad.

Looking for James.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hup. Hnnnnnnnng.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"The Ice Beam... it freezes things solid. The same way I'd felt since Adam..." -- Samus, Metroid Prime 3

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
GETTIN YER JOLLIES?

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Impertinent fools! I, Garland, shall knock you all down!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

theshim posted:

Weiss, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry. Maybe I'll rip your pages out, one by one. Or maybe I'll put you into the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch, huh?! 'Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord, come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord!' Now pull your head out of your goddamned rear end and start loving helping us!

Haha, holy poo poo. How could I have forgotten Nier, the trollingest of all Cavia's games?

That line, by the way, was delivered by a murderous hermaphrodite wearing lingerie and wielding two absurdly large swords.

Fritz Coldcockin has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Dec 8, 2015

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Something breathes. You Die.

Techno Remix
Feb 13, 2012

RBA Starblade posted:

My name ees Bo-lo Santohzee

Wonderful, serdadu.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Goliath online. Go ahead, tac-com." - Yoshi, Super Mario 64

"M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!" - Max Payne, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!

Hero your willpower is low, watch that.

You got rid o' that ghost yet?

Welcome to Chicken Kicking!

Chicken Chaser? Chicken Chaser!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Arcsquad12 posted:

Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?
oh my god shut the gently caress up :argh:

Alter Ego posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. How could I have forgotten Nier, the trollingest of all Cavia's games?

That line, by the way, was delivered by a murderous hermaphrodite wearing lingerie and wielding two absurdly large swords.
It's also the first thing you hear when you start the game up. With no explanation, naturally.

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug
"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of HELL"

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
"Suffer, like G did!?"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"My name's Johnny Cage and I've got your answers / Violence is society's cancer." -- Liu Kang, Mortal Kombat 2 (said mockingly)

Katyiah
Aug 10, 2009
Ask me why I'm not running.
Greetings mercenaries, I am Silke, thespian extraordinaire

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Yeah! Reyn Time!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"Why can't EVERYTHING be rocket propelled!" - Alan Wake, Alan Wake

"Who needs a 'chuuuuuute!" - Alan Wake, Alan Wake's American Nightmare

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
Wrong Jarek, this isn't a Brutality, this is a Fatality.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Wow Jill, you really are the master of unlocking! - Simon Belmont, Chu Chu Rocket

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jmcrofts posted:

Wrong Jarek, this isn't a Brutality, this is a Fatality.

"AHTHISISSOGAAAAAAaaaaaaay!! - Jarek

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

"After all, it is only hu-man to commit a sin.....KEHEHEHEHEH!".

oswald.wav

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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code:
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500 METERS
RIGHT

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Lprsti99 posted:

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of HELL"

Firing solution plotted!

All right men, time to wage to war!

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Did you get the number of that donkey cart?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Headshot, Double Kill, Ultra Kill, m-m-m-MONSTER KILL, lu-lu-lu-LUDICROUS KILL, HOLY poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

Aside: the VA who did the female announcer quotes must've gotten a completely different direction for her lines :stare:

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
"Wah! Hoohoo! Yahoooooo Haha!" - Kratos, God of War.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Instant Sunrise posted:

"Wah! Hoohoo! Yahoooooo Haha!" - Kratos, God of War.

"Give them no quarter!" - Super Mario

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"They played us like a drat fiddle!" Pac-Man, Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

"The La Li Lu Le Lo?" - Isaac, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

"I FEEL ASLEEP!!" - Doom Guy, Doom

“They call me Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and win 15 Silver Points.” - Mega Man, Mega Man

"Wait, that's not how it happened" - Pac-Man, Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2

"Henshin-a-go-go, baby!" - Serious Sam, Serious Sam 3: BFE

"Show me your moves!" - Jr. Pac-Man, Jr. Pac-Man

"OBJECTION!" - Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man Maze Madness

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger!
TIGER UPPERCUT!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

theshim posted:

oh my god shut the gently caress up :argh:

It's also the first thing you hear when you start the game up. With no explanation, naturally.

I know it wasn't meant to be, but that game is just so wonderfully wacky. The only thing that makes sense is that Nier is a father and his kid is dying of...something.

For content:

C&C Red Alert 2: "We're going to ruin somebody's day."

Torchlight: "You have gained in experience!"

Assassin's Creed 2 (Ezio): "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
ekem-tokem ekem-tokem

oh-ba-na-bo oh-ba-na-bo

ekem-tokem ekem-tokem ekem-tokem ee-yoo-uh

ekem-tokem ekem-tokem

oh-ba-na-bo oh-ba-na-bo

ekem-tokem ekem-tokem ekem-tokem ee-yoo-uh

ekem-tokem ekem-tokem

oobanaka!

-mumbo the shaman, banjo tooie

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Hadouken! - Paul phoenix, guilty gear.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"But there are other souls, child of death... the opposite of the shining soul, as all things in nature must have an opposite. These are the negative soul... the Dark Souls, and they are corrupting our world. Please, find the Dark Souls before they extinguish the flame of life!" -- Lord Gwyn, Dark Souls

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
"May your humors rot your living body..."

"Your low character is the stuff of Greek plays..."

"May wisdom ever elude you..."

I'm kind of a huge rear end in a top hat when I play CK2, and the game doesn't let me forget it.

FutureCop
Jun 7, 2011

Have you heard of Fermat's principle?
"Have your sniper team surround the site and set up surveillance. Get going!"

"I'm fully aware of what I'm doing! Can't you see? Man committed a sin...disturbing the life cycle of nature!"

"Good thing I'm here. No? Anyone?"

"Ohhh! You're finally here to save me! Let's end this once and for all! Just to be sure!" <clickBOOM>

I'm not sure if I'm remembering this one right but...

"What is it that you want of me? What type of healing do you want? It is done." (Or, more realistically: "What is it that you w-What type o-It is done".)

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
The aim is in the reach-zone, for the motherland!
Armor like this will take us all the way to Berlin.
Get down Alexei!

The amazingly awful, awfully amazing voice-acting from Man of War, you have to hear it to believe it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3VoHE3nP8E

oscarthewilde has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Dec 9, 2015

Commander Keenan
Dec 5, 2012

Not Boba Fett
You pathetic descendent of monkeys!

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I'm still not sure what that means. Mistranslated "Checked the pilot light" maybe?

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