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WitchFetish posted:What kind of subhuman piece of garbage doesn't get lettuce, tomato and pickles on their burger? Also what kind of moron doesn't also order some fries to go with said burger? It's possible to take fixin's too far though. I went to a burger joint where the burger was loving delicious but it had like 6 different toppings and it was absolutely stuffed with them. Like the shredded lettuce all ran off the side, along with half the 4 or 5 onion rings they shoved in the bun. It was also smothered in bacon strips and pickles and I can't-even-remember what else. e: Oh right I remember, they put pulled-pork barbecue on the burger too. It was like a combination barbecue and hamburger.
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I think that's your fault for ordering a combination bbq hamburger though.
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WitchFetish posted:What kind of subhuman piece of garbage doesn't get lettuce, tomato and pickles on their burger? Also what kind of moron doesn't also order some fries to go with said burger? Hmm I agree with the first part but the fries are not a strict requirement. They're just empty calories.
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King Vidiot posted:It's possible to take fixin's too far though. I went to a burger joint where the burger was loving delicious but it had like 6 different toppings and it was absolutely stuffed with them. Like the shredded lettuce all ran off the side, along with half the 4 or 5 onion rings they shoved in the bun. It was also smothered in bacon strips and pickles and I can't-even-remember what else. Yeah okay, that's definitely taking it too far, but my point is that the perfect burger would have a good balance between the toppings, the meat, the cheese and the bread. I'm sure if the balance was right, pulled pork could work too. Nothing more annoying than Millenials trying to make "all american 100% USA burgs" who then gently caress it up by making it way too fancy and expensive though.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:47
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Shredded lettuce on a burger is a loving affront to God and man.
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etalian posted:For burgers please always go with medium
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WitchFetish posted:Yeah okay, that's definitely taking it too far, but my point is that the perfect burger would have a good balance between the toppings, the meat, the cheese and the bread. I'm sure if the balance was right, pulled pork could work too. How do you feel about artisanal hamburger labs? 
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Mad Monk posted:How do you feel about artisanal hamburger labs? Ironically yet another "artisinal" joint decorated like it came right out of a handbook of contemporary design cliches.
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I believe in capitalism, but let's be honest, that's one really weird and pretentious way to part idiot from their money.
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Mad Monk posted:How do you feel about artisanal hamburger labs? The $15 burg is a affront to humanity
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what's worse, the "artisanal" part or the "lab" part of the sign? i'm leaning "lab" myself
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Prav posted:what's worse, the "artisanal" part or the "lab" part of the sign? All of it, the only thing that place is fit for is being on the business end of a flame thrower.
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Prav posted:what's worse, the "artisanal" part or the "lab" part of the sign? Imho the completely unneeded french is the worst part. I mean burgers are like the most american thing possible, why french it up?
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I've always liked the industrial aesthetic but now I don't want people to know. Thanks, Boof & Bun! Schnedwob posted:Shredded lettuce on a burger is a loving affront to God and man. One Weird Trick to make your poo poo inedible
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Prav posted:what's worse, the "artisanal" part or the "lab" part of the sign? It's kind of funny because "artisanal" means that it is hand crafted, with variations and differences depending on the ingredients and artist, while "lab" means "follow the loving formulation to the gram or get fired" Basically it is meaningless buzzwords
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Sliced tomatoes don't belong on any sandwich (except maybe a BLT) because they make the sandwich soggy and structurally unsound. They are too juicy and the wrong shape for this application. The first thing you should do if you get a tomato on a sandwich is pull it out to eat on the side.
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what kind of accent does that burg snob have? I am put-off by it but if he's from another country I can forgive.
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withak posted:The first thing you should do if you get a tomato on a sandwich is pull it out to eat on the side. Add salt and lemon juice and you're in business
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Dec 9, 2015 19:21
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"Our graduated cylinders have tiny bubbles and imperfections. Proof that they were hand crafted by the hard working indigenous peoples of... wherever."
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I say just salt and pepper but I guess lemon juice would be ok.
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If you really want to get a sense of just how big of a human being this dude is well here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbuHlX5TXt8
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Vashro posted:what kind of accent does that burg snob have? I am put-off by it but if he's from another country I can forgive. That accent is technically known as the "new york rear end in a top hat" accent.
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There's an 'artisnal dentist' where I live. I imagine they use gluten-free fillings and sustainable hemp for floss. gently caress that poo poo, I want my healthcare to be clinical.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:30
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withak posted:Sliced tomatoes don't belong on any sandwich (except maybe a BLT) because they make the sandwich soggy and structurally unsound. They are too juicy and the wrong shape for this application. That's why you slice them thin. Also shredded lettuce on a burger is great.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:42
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NESguerilla posted:That's why you slice them thin. Theoretically yes but I have never encountered a tomato sliced thin enough. If anything, fancier burgers tend to have even thicker tomatoes that cheap burgers. Even if sliced thin enough you still need to drain/blot them to keep everything from going soggy with tomato juice.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:45
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Lots of weird uncompromising hamburger opinions in this thread Is it a millenial thing?
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amusinginquiry posted:Lots of weird uncompromising hamburger opinions in this thread It's all a millennial thing these days.
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amusinginquiry posted:Lots of weird uncompromising hamburger opinions in this thread It's a goon thing, and its not just about burgers.
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a burger should not be a dry crumbling piece of poo poo, it should be greasy as hell and dripping for max tastiness. In such a case, a nice plump tomato slice only adds to the juiciness of every bite. If your bun is still pristine and intact by the time you've got one or two bites left, you're doing it wrong.
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Chinatown posted:If you really want to get a sense of just how big of a human being this dude is well here you go: Pinky up, why doesn't this dude just drink his cheapest wine in the restaurant straight from the bottle.
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wy does every single thread in gbs end up with goons debating fuckin fast food.
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opus111 posted:wy does every single thread in gbs end up with goons debating fuckin fast food. that's the answer
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opus111 posted:wy does every single thread in gbs end up with goons debating fuckin fast food. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
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BURGERS ARE FINE CUISINE
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NESguerilla posted:Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. It's because we fat
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spudsbuckley posted:It's not "body modification". It's getting stupid loving piercings and tattoos like a stupid loving rear end in a top hat. It's actually a broad category of regret-seeking that's more than just piercings and tattoos. There are people who get magnets surgically put into their fingers so they can "sense" electromagnetism, and people who get silicon injected into their foreheads to look like horns.
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Stinky_Pete posted:It's actually a broad category of regret-seeking that's more than just piercings and tattoos. There are people who get magnets surgically put into their fingers so they can "sense" electromagnetism, and people who get silicon injected into their foreheads to look like horns. fun times
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withak posted:Sliced tomatoes don't belong on any sandwich (except maybe a BLT) because they make the sandwich soggy and structurally unsound. They are too juicy and the wrong shape for this application. Plus, restaurants never serve a fresh garden tomato that is actually good, you get an orange-ish disk of tasteless bullshit that they call a tomato. gently caress that. Also, back to the subject of cursive handwriting, how do the non-cursive people write their signatures? I am envisioning it like big, awkward block letters like a 1st grader.... and I was going to say "That would look stupid to sign a mortgage that way" but then I realized that like very few millennials will ever be competent enough to see mortgage papers. Maybe the answer is that none of them will ever do anything important enough to need a signature.
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Euw beards are gross... Until Sons of Anarchy made them cool. Now I love them.
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Lasher posted:Euw beards are gross... Until Sons of Anarchy made them cool. Now I love them. Watch Vikings or The Last Kingdom.  You can thank me later.
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