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when i see someone crying, i know that it's only a saline eye solution, and doesn't pose any physical threat, so i leave them alone.
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when someone says "you're getting on my nerves" i can identify this statement as a metaphor. in other words, it's made up and not literal, so i ignore them.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:20
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if someone honks at me in traffic, i simply recall that honking has no legal status in the traffic code, so i continue driving as usual.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:20
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- drilldo squirt
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When people give me looks for taking all the free samples I simply recall that the sign doesn't state a limit and keep eating.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:46
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Lines are only enforced by social protocol so intelligent man should feel free to ignore them
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Dec 9, 2015 22:47
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Going to the beach and taking pictures of people you don't know isn't illegal as it's a public space and can be a good source of income.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:49
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Their is no logical reason for Halloween to have an age limit and it's only right to point this out to casuals who refuse to give you candy because you're 30.
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Dec 9, 2015 22:51
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let me tell you something about tipping
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Dec 9, 2015 22:53
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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:06
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I eat soylent
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Dec 9, 2015 23:20
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Lines are only enforced by social protocol so intelligent man should feel free to ignore them
This is Ayn Rand's philosophy in a nutshell
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Dec 9, 2015 23:28
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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:28
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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if someone honks at me in traffic, i simply recall that honking has no legal status in the traffic code, so i continue driving as usual.
Agreedo
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Dec 9, 2015 23:40
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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:40
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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When people ask me why I don't shower I show them pictures of the anime I bought with the money I saved.
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Dec 9, 2015 23:42
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I estimated my time as being worth about $20/hr, and let me tell you, my friends and loved ones are racking up quite a debt...
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Dec 10, 2015 00:01
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When people ask me why I don't shower I show them pictures of the anime I bought with the money I saved.
How's your search for Mrs Drilldo going
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Dec 10, 2015 00:06
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food preparation is time-consuming. for maximum efficiency i use a moldy, rat-infested barn to blend large quantities of specific nutrient-having food into a bland snot slurry and bottle it
wow never knew the guy who invented soylent posted on byob
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Dec 10, 2015 00:16
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surely that would be "mrs squirt"
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Dec 10, 2015 00:34
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when someone tells me i'm in trouble and being disciplined, my temporal lobe lets me know "being in trouble" is only their head, not mine. therefore, they're the one with the problem.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:59
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turns out I'm basically a cross between a robot and a bratty child. huh. good thing self-reflection is illogical
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Dec 10, 2015 01:12
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I drove over a red light but my advanced knowledge of the world enables me to realize the true nature of our situation in relation to the universe so I know that it doesn't really matter as it is trivial compared to the experience of being able to understand the complex concept of what to do when encountering a red light while driving a vehicle.
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Dec 10, 2015 02:36
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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Dec 10, 2015 02:54
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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.
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Dec 10, 2015 05:27
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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if one pill makes me sort of tired, three or four will have me sleeping like a baby.
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Dec 10, 2015 06:12
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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i justify a boy's raising, abusing, and killing of pet animals as hobby. the emotion is a mother's failure and the grief of vegans
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Dec 10, 2015 09:02
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Dec 10, 2015 10:03
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I made the reasonable choice and voted this thread a "2"
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Dec 11, 2015 23:41
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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As an elf I am a highly logical individual. If I see someone behaving illogically, I attack.
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Dec 12, 2015 01:42
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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That includes party members.
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Dec 12, 2015 01:43
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 10, 2024 01:03
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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It's only logical to assume a truly libertarian society would have a healthy market in child slaves. The invisible hand of the free market would prevent any real abuses in this kind of system as their would be an economic incentive to keeping your property well cared for.
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