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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

IOwnCalculus posted:

You might have to fight the F1 thread for that.

The F1 thread earned that title and this thread isn't even remotely close to getting to that level yet.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
You guys are piquing my curiosity.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Half the reason I bought an account here was for the F1 thread.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


This is the worst thread...


















Wait for it...


















IN THE WORLD!

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

1500quidporsche posted:

The F1 thread earned that title and this thread isn't even remotely close to getting to that level yet.

There is something worse than the bad thread (asoiaf)?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


KozmoNaut posted:

This is the worst thread...


















Wait for it...


















IN THE WORLD!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ika posted:

There is something worse than the bad thread (asoiaf)?

TVIV is a cesspool

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Shrapnig posted:

TVIV is a cesspool

Not TVIV, the book barn, before the thread was banned.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
The f1 thread is truly the worst. I got tired of getting probated for the dumbest poo poo in there.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Ika posted:

There is something worse than the bad thread (asoiaf)?

One of the two Fallout 4 threads. Maybe both of them, eventually.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

IOwnCalculus posted:

You might have to fight the F1 thread for that.

Where is the F1 thread?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Its in SAS

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
...and it is real bad right now with learningcurve going on about assburgers.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

What I find funny, stereotype wise, is that an Irishman decides to make a fracas about a split lip. He should have punched back, and as the drunkard vs the sober, fitter guy, Clarkson would admit fault; they'd shake hands and have a(nother) pint afterwards in true pub fashion. But enough of this. Clarkson admitted fault in public after the fact and opened himself up for a workplace assault lawsuit or whatever. Let them sort it out, bury this, and let's enjoy the new Not Top Gear ('cause we won't enjoy the new Top Gear, by all accounts.)

e: Oxford comma.

F4rt5 fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Nov 18, 2015

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.
This thread is basically every gossip mag at the supermarket checkout.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3YPTkBRaOk

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


blk posted:

This thread is basically every gossip mag at the supermarket checkout.

So Clarkson DID finger his mum's best friend before taking a poo poo on top of the wedding cake at his brother's calypso themed wedding where he was getting married to an entire midget circus?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

88h88 posted:

So Clarkson DID finger his mum's best friend before taking a poo poo on top of the wedding cake at his brother's calypso themed wedding where he was getting married to an entire midget circus?

Yes.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
A hotel in Yorkshire has a new memorial plaque.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Preoptopus posted:

A hotel in Yorkshire has a new memorial plaque.


Depending on how their new show turns out, people with gather there in mourning or celebration.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Preoptopus posted:

A hotel in Yorkshire has a new memorial plaque.


Would be funnier if he hadn't immediately moved to Amazon and got a 160M deal out of it.


Top Gear China was in the UK:
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/nov/20/top-gear-china-attracts-200-million-viewers

quote:

The Chinese version of Top Gear has been watched by more than 200 million viewers on TV and online, with the most popular episode to date the presenters racing across England, in vehicles including a tank, to attend a football match.

The second series of the Chinese version of the BBCs Top Gear, with a Taiwanese actor-singer, a TV host and a former top executive at an internet firm taking the place of the, now former, British hosts Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, launched on pay-TV cable and satellite service Shanghai Dragon TV on 19 October.

The series, which airs across China and Taiwan, has so far attracted an average TV audience to date of 9 million viewers tuning into the first scheduled broadcast of each episode.

The fifth and most recent episode in which the presenters race across the UK in vehicles not available in China in a battle for a single ticket to Manchester United v Everton attracted a series high 11 million viewers.

I'm quite curious to see it

IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

Preoptopus posted:

A hotel in Yorkshire has a new memorial plaque.


:britain:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I don't understand why the word fracas was such a big deal. I've been hearing the word fracas on and off for several years, yet everyone freaked out that it was used. Someone used the word fracas once and then every mention of the event afterwards was "It was a real 'fracas' alright!" "wow, what 'fracas,' right guys?" Can you believe what a fracas this whole thing turned into? The word fracas almost became bigger than the event itself.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Cojawfee posted:

I don't understand why the word fracas was such a big deal. I've been hearing the word fracas on and off for several years, yet everyone freaked out that it was used. Someone used the word fracas once and then every mention of the event afterwards was "It was a real 'fracas' alright!" "wow, what 'fracas,' right guys?" Can you believe what a fracas this whole thing turned into? The word fracas almost became bigger than the event itself.

I'm excited for when someone besides me calls it fracasgate.

Cojawfee posted:

The f1 thread is truly the worst. I got tired of getting probated for the dumbest poo poo in there.

The soccer sub forum was the worst during the World Cup. Still pretty bad.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Cojawfee posted:

I don't understand why the word fracas was such a big deal. I've been hearing the word fracas on and off for several years, yet everyone freaked out that it was used. Someone used the word fracas once and then every mention of the event afterwards was "It was a real 'fracas' alright!" "wow, what 'fracas,' right guys?" Can you believe what a fracas this whole thing turned into? The word fracas almost became bigger than the event itself.

Fracas is a silly word.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Cojawfee posted:

I don't understand why the word fracas was such a big deal. I've been hearing the word fracas on and off for several years, yet everyone freaked out that it was used. Someone used the word fracas once and then every mention of the event afterwards was "It was a real 'fracas' alright!" "wow, what 'fracas,' right guys?" Can you believe what a fracas this whole thing turned into? The word fracas almost became bigger than the event itself.

Probably because fracas isn't a commonly used word and many news agencies all used it at the same time to describe the same event so it was kind of weird. Plus fracas is a funny word so its kind of noticeable.

I hear "cromulent" more often than fracas and it isn't even a real word.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


It's in the OED; it's real. :colbert:

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Fracas: Conjure awindmilling, via all parties. And unencumbered tittes. Aflail and aflop. And much aflutter. Ahard yet?

Otteration fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Nov 27, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Topgear-gate

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
For those who care, the show will return May 8, 2016.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mister Kingdom posted:

For those who care, the show will return May 8, 2016.

I for one, cannot wait for 'May' to 'come'

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




If British Tabloid reporters ever paused for breath, the wind-based power generation of the UK would cease instantly!

:supaburn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3352287/IT-manager-finds-50-000-BMW-used-Gear.html :supaburn:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Man buys cars from stealership at a stupid price. Man is surprised when stealership tries to gently caress him over.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

Jonny Nox posted:

If British Tabloid reporters ever paused for breath, the wind-based power generation of the UK would cease instantly!

:supaburn: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3352287/IT-manager-finds-50-000-BMW-used-Gear.html :supaburn:

The Daily Fail just loves to try and throw mud at the BBC.

No mention this would of been a review car given out to lots of magazines and newspapers as well. It might well of been the very car loaned to the Daily Fail themselves for Chris Evans to review http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/event/article-3012966/Chris-Evans-reviews-BMW-M4-Coupe-Throatier-Aston-Martin.html

But no it was all down to the evil BBC and not BMW for selling some one a review car. But then slagging off BMW might loose them ad money

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Yeah, an ex-press or ex-demo car is what it is.

I have more of an issue with TG's previous instances of treating cars owned by private individuals or small companies badly, like the Stratos replica they were outright told was only good for light tracking shots, then promptly thrashed it, blew the engine, and called it out on handling badly.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
If you didn't want your pseudo-racecar to get driven like a racecar by idiots, perhaps you should not have lent it to a television show that is well known for driving racecars like idiots?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Ether Frenzy posted:

If you didn't want your pseudo-racecar to get driven like a racecar by idiots, perhaps you should not have lent it to a television show that is well known for driving racecars like idiots?
If they wanted that, they should have asked for that. They requested a car for one job, got one that would be ok for that, used it to do something else then complained it wasn't very good at it. Doing that to a big manufacturer is the cost of doing business for them, but it's not something they should do to the little guys.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
I assume these cars lent to reviewers do get pretty well thrashed and you'd expect them to have problems, but on the other hand these are expensive as hell cars that ought to be purpose-built for driving quickly, so why does doing just that give them a bunch of problems? Shouldn't drifting cars around a track just screw up the tires?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

davebo posted:

I assume these cars lent to reviewers do get pretty well thrashed and you'd expect them to have problems, but on the other hand these are expensive as hell cars that ought to be purpose-built for driving quickly, so why does doing just that give them a bunch of problems? Shouldn't drifting cars around a track just screw up the tires?

Firstly, Journalists arent exactly well known for mechanical sympathy

Second.... think of what some people do with rentals, that's what journalists usually do. Some dont, but that's the minority. I once saw a journo continually do 6 grand clutch drops on a WRX because *reasons* and he was one of the more careful ones.

Third, now add almost certainly a full day of being flogged without mercy, spun, falling off the track etc. A few minutes drift footage will take hours to capture with a whole bunch of takes and fuckups. No car is going to cope well with that kind of abuse

Usually most test cars need a full teardown / rebuild or just simply get crushed once jounalists have finished with them. I'm surprised BMW sold the test car to a unsuspecting buyer, that's a bit of a dick move.

Edit : And also add the fact most motoring journalists are really bad drivers! Chris Harris is a very rare exception.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Edit : And also add the fact most motoring journalists are really bad drivers! Chris Harris is a very rare exception.
What would be far more interesting that Ring times for different cars would be Ring times for different journos in a spec car, or Top Gear lap times.

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