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BREAKING NEWS: Hypocrit Impy refuses to disown unbloodied on his team. What does this mean for the statisitician's reputation?! CLICK HERE FOR MORE
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 02:13 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:58 |
AJ_Impy posted:They don't deserve names yet. One belongs to the Petting Zoo, one besmirches the Spooky Scary Skeletons, one befouls Cool Rad Awesome Pals, one blights A Tarantino Film, two cripple a Furry, Farmer and two Cows, two execrate the name of This Bites and three render Lightly Whipped even more of the ultimate laughing stock.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 02:47 |
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Someone link the drat spreadsheet so I can tell if Impys gladiator is the weakest link. Or just tell me if my team is all-killers. I would look it up myself but I dont even know my divison or team name which makes me think I should see a doctor. How long has it been?
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:00 |
Spermy Smurf posted:Someone link the drat spreadsheet so I can tell if Impys gladiator is the weakest link. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5cTU9_hj3jXAS67XT4wxUxKF3nS7M0gCtiF8ht8iBQ/edit#gid=0 Here. Let the shaming begin.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:10 |
Breaking someone's spine and then having them bite through my stomach doesn't count as a kill, sadly.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:27 |
AJ_Impy posted:They don't deserve names yet. One belongs to the Petting Zoo, one besmirches the Spooky Scary Skeletons, one befouls Cool Rad Awesome Pals, one blights A Tarantino Film, two cripple a Furry, Farmer and two Cows, two execrate the name of This Bites and three render Lightly Whipped even more of the ultimate laughing stock. It's me, I am the unblooded. I am a tank, I am here to stop my teammates being killed. Next time I play, I'm coming in with a pick though. e: no, it's not me, hooray
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:28 |
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Frozen_flame posted:BREAKING NEWS: Hypocrit Impy refuses to disown unbloodied on his team. What does this mean for the statisitician's reputation?! CLICK HERE FOR MORE My reputation as a staunch backer of my teammates through thick and thin is undiminished. Skellies before Statistics. Pickled Tink posted:Without names, how can we mock them? (Said as a person who's gladiator only barely escaped the unblooded category last round). Mock them as the nameless dregs (Or nameless Clods, Matul Remrit stylee) who have not yet earned their name in blood.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:37 |
Yay, I'm not the worst! But someone sullying my good name is.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 05:04 |
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Sun Tzulander is a lover, not a fighter.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 05:18 |
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AJ_Impy posted:They don't deserve names yet. One belongs to the Petting Zoo, one besmirches the Spooky Scary Skeletons, one befouls Cool Rad Awesome Pals, one blights A Tarantino Film, two cripple a Furry, Farmer and two Cows, two execrate the name of This Bites and three render Lightly Whipped even more of the ultimate laughing stock. Worth pointing out that everyone in this list is objectively a worse gladiator than Mogwai, a gremlin wielding two bucklers.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 09:08 |
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i hate my stupid kill-less monkey so much right now
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 09:42 |
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I built Strangler Than Fiction to be the ultimate wingman - able to tie up opponents and keep them occupied long enough for the killing blow. And that's exactly why two of my teammates have 8 kills each, and I only have one. Totally a calculated move to help my bros out.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 09:54 |
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I'll have you know that Urist follows a very specific code of karmic martial arts, where true ascension can only occur through death. Your own death. Repeatedly. Over and over. In the most bloody fashion possible. Killing someone else will add a fat minus to his karma score and as such is not desirable. That, or he's just plain crap. Edit: typos
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 10:38 |
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Bad Munki posted:Yay, I'm not the worst! But someone sullying my good name is. See, this is why my teammate hasn't killed yet. They have invoked the curse of Bad Munki.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:47 |
Oh god the shame is too much. Although with a name like Stephen Harper I don't know how I expected anything other than crushing disappointment and sadness.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:24 |
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Update your fighters When everyone is done or enough time has passed Jazz will open it up and we'll get rolling again.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:27 |
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I bought a hat.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:50 |
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i bought pants
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 18:41 |
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I got deadlier.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:51 |
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I learned how to kick and bite, thus upgrading my battle mastery to the "little girl" level
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 20:25 |
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I bought nollij
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 20:50 |
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dasmause posted:I learned how to kick and bite, thus upgrading my battle mastery to the "little girl" level My son is going through a biting phase, he's two. Which means that Team Laser Explosion is literally as dangerous as four two year olds. Basically a bye for their next opponents.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 20:52 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Update your fighters As soon as I get my password reset...
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:03 |
I bought my first level of kicker. The Abominable Gladiator's martial arts prowess grows greater!
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:25 |
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Dirty Frank posted:My son is going through a biting phase, he's two. Which means that Team Laser Explosion is literally as dangerous as four two year olds. Yet we still maintain a positive win/loss ratio
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:29 |
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Alright, I've lain down my bets, infusing 1/5th of the betting pool's cash back into the system for grabs.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:48 |
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jon joe posted:Alright, I've lain down my bets, infusing 1/5th of the betting pool's cash back into the system for grabs. And I put forth my 407 dwarfbucks. Combined we have about 1/5th of the entire amount of dwarfbucks!
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:56 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:And I put forth my 407 dwarfbucks. Wowza!
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:59 |
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Bets placed. Keep on betting against Laser Explosion! Gotta say I am enjoying this tournament format. Just hope the commissioners won't get too bored with running fights by round 18.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:19 |
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Maugrim posted:Bets placed. Keep on betting against Laser Explosion! As requested, every penny I have against Team Laser Explosion.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:38 |
dasmause posted:I learned how to kick and bite, thus upgrading my battle mastery to the "little girl" level Considering how deadly biting seems to be with certain gladiators who don't even put dots on this, it is truly terrifying.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:13 |
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Maybe an extra level in Lash will help this lovely stupid loving monkey do something.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:16 |
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Contemplating a second wooden buckler.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:40 |
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Anchors posted:Contemplating a second wooden buckler. Well, if you don't already have a weapon there, why not?! Might as well live a little while longer before the opposition tears through you due to your utter lack of lethality.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 01:57 |
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FillInTheBlank posted:As soon as I get my password reset... I'll get you set up as soon as I get home later tonight! But I'm posting from my phone at an airport right now, and I still haven't gotten around to making password resets an easy process just yet
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 02:24 |
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Maugrim posted:Bets placed. Keep on betting against Laser Explosion! I've been around basically without pause since... well, since the start of Vox's initial thread. I promise we'll keep moving forward, even if it has to crawl. I do sometimes slow down due to life and/or feeling I need a break to write things at least halfway decent, but it'll keep moving. Bonus fun fact: did you know there's something like half a dozen of us running fights? It's true! Also, before anyone else even could have done anything, I already updated sn because I was poised to do it as soon as I posted the last fight. I got enough wooden swords for my whole team.* *I am lying.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 04:39 |
Platinum swords, then?
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:29 |
I put down 2000 Dwarfdrekels on the Tonic. He has to win otherwise Armok will break my legs.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:38 |
:double checks to see if there are any dwarves on the opposing team this round:
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:40 |
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Dammit the round started before my password was reset.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:56 |