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psydude posted:God drat it Mike-o, this is the Army thread. We do embarrassing poo poo on the weekends and then promptly forget about it on Monday morning. You are no exception. Glad your good though. 
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psydude posted:We do embarrassing poo poo on the weekends and then promptly forget about it on Monday morning. I do embarrassing poo poo during the week and try to forget about it on the weekends.
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Mike-o posted:I went to a fake bavarian town Are you near Spokane?
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Dec 9, 2015 07:17
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Nah, Olympia. Went to Leavenworth for the first time.
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Mike-o posted:Nah, Olympia. Went to Leavenworth for the first time. I'm near Olympia too. PM me if you ever need to talk or whatever, and we can grab a beer or play video games.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:39
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Leavenworth owns bones and I wish we could get their beer on the east coast.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:43
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Haven't been on here in a few months but I start terminal leave next Thursday! The Army can then officially suck my dick from the back.
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stevenolson88 posted:Haven't been on here in a few months but I start terminal leave next Thursday! The Army can then officially suck my dick from the back. nice
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Spokane is a terrible place for garbage people, but Leavenworth is pretty cool Also glad to hear that you're doing okay, Mike-O The forums are surprisingly forgiving. I had a wicked meltdown here probably 5 years ago which lost me a shot at a cool job, and nobody has ever brought it up. Kinda  actually
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Dec 10, 2015 06:26
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just lol if you arent a veteran who gets drunk and freaks out every once in awhile
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After pushing my vulnerable, raw body through the razorwire shithole that is my orderly room, battalion S1, and Brigade s1 and twice daily phonecalls to HRC and USAEUR, my early separation for employment at a grand total of six months shaved off my ETS has been approved. My freedom is only four months away, six years later.
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Dec 10, 2015 13:30
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Small victories are still victories.
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Dec 10, 2015 13:47
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Also in Washington, but currently staying with my parents for the holidays in the San Juans. Afterwards I'll be in Skagit County.
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Is it just me or when you get your DD 214 its a downward spiral of doing everything you couldn't in the military? "Oh its 7 am....no pt and getting a beer now...oh and I won't shave for 6 months now I think...
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Dec 10, 2015 18:46
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I haven't shaved in 652 days. 
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Dec 10, 2015 18:49
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It's like the stages of grief. First, you grow a beard. Then, you become an alcoholic. After that, your crippling PTSD and/or other deep rooted psychological issues need to be addressed. This is around the stage you're probably getting divorced. Then you become a semi-useful member of society, get help for things, meet new people, go to school and not get kicked out of places. <a few years pass> Then you become a fully useful member of society, and you are finally out of the military.
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Um I think I skipped a few steps somewhere..........do you wanna talk about it? The divorce I mean?
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Agenta Khaulan posted:Um I think I skipped a few steps somewhere..........do you wanna talk about it? The divorce I mean? Pity the fool that can't grow a beard and calls a mimosa a drink.
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The army subreddit really blows my mind. Where do they find all these kool-aid drinking assholes?
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In the army.
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Mike-o posted:I doubt any of them are out. I said joining the army was a poor life decision and a guy countered with, "no its not, i went to college first and then enlisted." Okay buddy.
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Obstacle2 posted:I said joining the army was a poor life decision and a guy countered with, "no its not, i went to college first and then enlisted." Sounds like that person is perfect for the army so good for him and good for the army imo 
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God drat I decided to browse it. Who the gently caress posts gay poo poo like "is anyone else really bothered when people disregard the regs for the hand salute?" I can picture this person as one of the many shitheads I knew that had no defining aspects to their life other than deepthroating the green weenie.
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Mike-o posted:God drat I decided to browse it. Who the gently caress posts gay poo poo like "is anyone else really bothered when people disregard the regs for the hand salute?" Disgusting
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psydude posted:Part of me wants to believe it's an entire forum of people posting ironically. That's ako
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ako has a forum? i haven't been on ako in over a year, is it still terri-hahahahahaha of course its still terrible.
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Cole posted:ako has a forum? Yes. That was my only entertainment in Iraq for months. Because "only government websites blah blah cyber terrorism blah blah" And of course it's terrible, as is the OS all the computers have to be imaged to. It will always be terrible.
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someone take a screenshot of the ako forum if it doesn't violate opsec. i don't believe you. i would've loved to have read that poo poo while i was in.
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I'm bored enough and stuck at work doing nothing, so I'll see if I can find these forums. I've never seen them before, either. [edit] Okay, gently caress this. Finding anything on AKO is an exercise in futility. I'm going back to reading these forums instead. Aranan fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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I'll take one tomorrow, I don't have a cac reader at home because I'm not a human being, in the 90s sense of the word.
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Soulex posted:I'll take one tomorrow, I don't have a cac reader at home because I'm not a human being, in the 90s sense of the word. You don't remember your 17 character password with two forms of punctuation, two capital letters and two numbers? You probably JUST changed your password in the last few weeks! Shameful.
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^^Edit^^ AKO tells me when I log in that my password expired in November 2014. Never update it if I never use it!Soulex posted:I'll take one tomorrow, I don't have a cac reader at home because I'm not a human being, in the 90s sense of the word. I only have one because, in AIT, one of my instructors pulled out a stack of keyboards with smartcard slots. He gave everyone in my class one and told us that if anyone asked, we "found them on the side of the road." So, uh, I guess I mean I found a CAC keyboard on the side of the road. I still never use it, though. gently caress checking my low-side email or anything Army related at home.
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Cole posted:You don't remember your 17 character password with two forms of punctuation, two capital letters and two numbers? You probably JUST changed your password in the last few weeks! I knew someone that changed his password ten times in a row every single time because he wanted to use the same password again. He's a warrant now. Aranan posted:^^Edit^^ AKO tells me when I log in that my password expired in November 2014. Never update it if I never use it! Some of the best stuff is found on the side of the road. I got a promask off the Graf-Vilseck tank trail. My NCO buddy found an IBA. Soldiers are dumb and lose poo poo, but I get your meaning. I've been friends with supply and had poo poo "fall off a truck"
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The only stuff I've "found" so far consists of that keyboard, a grenade pouch (that I literally found in my ruck after JRTC), and a canteen. Hooray?
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I'm sorry for your loss. Make better friends I guess? I made out better and I literally don't have any friends.
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I "found" two BlackHawk STOMP II aid bags and an M9 aid bag all fully stocked, almost a full box of PMAGs, a $200 stethoscope, a MK19 ammo can full of IV fluids, and enough other poo poo to fill up a small toughbox. This is what happens when a PV2 is the only one in the aid station that knows how to order, organize, and inventory supply poo poo. I still regret not swiping an EZ-IO drill for the gently caress of it.
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Cole posted:You don't remember your 17 character password with two forms of punctuation, two capital letters and two numbers? You probably JUST changed your password in the last few weeks! We had to jump through all these goddamn hoops and it turns out those same passwords are probably stored in plaintext on a Chinese-maintained server along with our history of extramarital affairs and debt.
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