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HMS Boromir posted:please don't actually start the insanely dumb dark souls 2 was bad discussion in this most sacred of threads But I want to rant about the Quake 2 level on top of the windmill.
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Gortarius posted:There's an elevator in Barkley 2 that takes you to a volcano castle that is on top of a windmill. You weren't funny before and you're especially not funny now that there's an official devblog so we don't have to pretend to put up with your deflections in exchange for any table scrap of information on this game.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 23:54 |
Ryaomon posted:You weren't funny before and you're especially not funny now that there's an official devblog so we don't have to pretend to put up with your deflections in exchange for any table scrap of information on this game. I'd argue that if anything this makes it better. HMS Boromir posted:this is a lovely thread but it doesnt need to be every lovely thread Gortarius, how are the groundbreaking design and story sensibilities of Hotline Miami 2 influencing the Barkley creation process?
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 00:06 |
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Ryaomon posted:You weren't funny before and you're especially not funny now that there's an official devblog so we don't have to pretend to put up with your deflections in exchange for any table scrap of information on this game. that elevator joke was p good (dark souls 2 was the goty the year it came out so lol at that other guy)
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 00:11 |
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dark souls is overhyped garbage, so it belongs in this overhyped garbage thread.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:36 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:dark souls is overhyped garbage, so it belongs in this overhyped garbage thread. lmao
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:43 |
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Ryaomon posted:You weren't funny before and you're especially not funny now that there's an official devblog so we don't have to pretend to put up with your deflections in exchange for any table scrap of information on this game. Gort's posts are actually very funny. The comedy in the game is probably going to be very similar to his posts, so if you don't like his posts you might not like the game. Just something to consider!
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:26 |
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Gortarius posted:There's an elevator in Barkley 2 that takes you to a volcano castle that is on top of a windmill. Wow, thanks for the spoilers. Where can I get my money back?
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:28 |
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Ryaomon posted:You weren't funny before and you're especially not funny now that there's an official devblog so we don't have to pretend to put up with your deflections in exchange for any table scrap of information on this game. Gortarius's posts are actually the only good thing that will ever come out of this thread, so I'm sorry you feel that way
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:46 |
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Freakazoid_ posted:dark souls is overhyped garbage, so it belongs in this overhyped garbage thread. Been hyping up this thread to everyone I know.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:39 |
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Great, the Dark Souls 3 thread is leaking.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:42 |
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obstipator posted:game is probably going to be there is an erroneous assumption here
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 23:17 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:there is an erroneous assumption here the knucklehead thinks time is linear !! boi-oi-oi-oing !!
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:58 |
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I heard barkley 2 is going to have bjork jokes like "If you ever get close to a human" and "If you complain once more".
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:11 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:that elevator joke was p good (dark souls 2 was the goty the year it came out so lol at that other guy) actually that was shovel knight or bayonetta 2
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:54 |
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obstipator posted:Gort's posts are actually very funny. oh. never knew
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 04:25 |
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whats it like taking longer to make an indie game than dark souls 2, 2.5, 3 and bloodborne combined asking for a friend
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 04:28 |
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Stop talking about videogames you insufferable dorks.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 04:35 |
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i hope the vidcon is coming along well
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 04:46 |
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Ryaomon posted:whats it like taking longer to make an indie game than dark souls 2, 2.5, 3 and bloodborne combined asking for a friend What's it like being a little bitch!!!!!!!!
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 10:06 |
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Ryaomon posted:whats it like taking longer to make an indie game than dark souls 2, 2.5, 3 and bloodborne combined asking for a friend i'm gonna fuckin' change your av to kakyoin
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 10:43 |
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Node posted:Wow, thanks for the spoilers. Where can I get my money back? E-Mail refund@robertsspaceindustries.com Yes, they also handle B2 refunds apparently..... :themoreyouknow: (why isnt this a cool EMOOOJIII btw?)
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 11:12 |
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FrankieSmileShow posted:Aight ill try to stream barkley work more often. Wizardry 4, Stonekeep, Anvil of Dawn, Might & Magics 1-4 (especially ll for the Genesis). For newer fare: Heroes of a Broken Land, Heroine Dusk. For non-dungeon crawler: Phantasy Star ll and lV, Rings of Power, Snatcher. I love your channel, dude.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 13:45 |
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I mean let's be honest, Barkley 2 already came out and was called Undertale. This terrible thread is just Dwarfnet.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 13:54 |
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See... I really don't understand some people... the game is in Alpha... its being developed around us... they are doing things that have never been done before... not having been done.. means timelines (at best) are educated guesses, at worst pipe dreams. As for direction... there are times that component B they are working on will have direct impact on Component ZZ that you're waiting for. I do, however, appreciate their relative openess on what is going on ... what is halting development, what issues they encounter... and so forth... I know a bunch of released games that don't do that for their patches/updates.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 14:01 |
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What do you mean timelines are guesses? It's coming out in 2013.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 14:06 |
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Dabir posted:What do you mean timelines are guesses? It's coming out in 2013. That's a funny way to write "2023".
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 14:20 |
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Ryaomon posted:whats it like taking longer to make an indie game than dark souls 2, 2.5, 3 and bloodborne combined asking for a friend My only regret is not being able to spend as much time on it as I would prefer. Life is life! A little something to consider is that Nuclear Throne has been in development since late 2012 and just came out a few days ago. That game is in some ways similiar to B2 in terms of combat, if you add towns npcs and story and a whole bunch of other things on top of that then you have A Big Game. Bisse fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Dec 9, 2015 |
# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:37 |
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it's insane how refreshing sincerity and positivity is from a toglord after years of gortarius posts
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:39 |
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HMS Boromir posted:it's insane how refreshing sincerity and positivity is from a toglord after years of gortarius posts Honestly I find it both stifling and depressing. imo all news releases about this game should come in the form of gortarius' posts.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:58 |
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HMS Boromir posted:it's insane how refreshing sincerity and positivity is from a toglord after years of gortarius posts yeah really as much as I give this game poo poo it's nice to have someone say something without a shred of irony or a space jam meme Pomp posted:i'm gonna fuckin' change your av to kakyoin you say that like its a bad thing
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 21:54 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 03:30 |
HMS Boromir posted:it's insane how refreshing sincerity and positivity is from a toglord after years of gortarius posts yeah ive gone from being frustrated and bitter over the lack of news and info to just being content with looking forward to an eventual release ever since the dev tumblr went up. this game is something that i'm (embarrassingly) invested in, emotionally and financially, and it's nice to know there are actual people out there trying to make a quality game to play.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 09:58 |
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Gortarius doesn't get emotionaly invested; he makes games for fun.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 11:50 |
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HMS Boromir posted:oh man i know you already have a gun breeding system in or whatever but it would own if there was a little harvest moon minigame where you could plant gun'seeds and grow your own I am actually working on making a game almost exactly like what you have suggested right here. It is heavily inspired by a blurry misreading of the Barkley 2 Kickstarter page.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 12:19 |
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Gortarius posted:There's an elevator in Barkley 2 that takes you to a volcano castle that is on top of a windmill.
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:10 |
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Under the vegetable posted:actually that was shovel knight or bayonetta 2 lmao
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:21 |
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Somfin posted:I am actually working on making a game almost exactly like what you have suggested right here. It is heavily inspired by a blurry misreading of the Barkley 2 Kickstarter page. So is Barkley 2
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:27 |
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I'd like to think the devs, or at least some of them, have little discussions about stuff posted in this thread. "Are we still on schedule for that 2013 release date?" "*reads post* Added part of that guy's post to dwarfnet.txt." "Bjork jokes, bjork jokes, are those actually going to be a thing?" "Have any of these people actually played b1 or even supported b2?" "Is this guy making serious suggestions or just joking around..." "Having ammo sink into the ground sure is simple and anticlimatic" "Should we give them a status update or keep them hanging? *goes on tirade about intentionally crafted dystopian posting environment and attitude*" I also kind of liked the thread more when there was no actual news. I just wanted to check a very desperate thread until one day there is a post, b2 is out, and then out of nowhere it consumes at least 2 hours of my life which is pretty much how time I spend on any type of single player rpg before getting distracted by something else. Khorne fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Dec 10, 2015 |
# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:31 |
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Its possible this is a Vanilla Sky situation, working on games is a dream come true so this illusion was constructed to have you working on a game for possibly hundreds of years (spoilers maybe)
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# ? Dec 10, 2015 13:36 |