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i really want a hoverround
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Dec 10, 2015 07:44
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Dec 10, 2015 08:10
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*frantically mows lawn watching wide-eyed as neighborhood goes to poo poo*
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Dec 10, 2015 13:31
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i jerk off to profile pics on tinder
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Dec 10, 2015 13:35
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Wow, 42 degrees before sunrise. Maybe this climate change thing is real.
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Dec 10, 2015 13:37
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WE PREFER THE TERM 'TREKKERS', THANK YOU
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Dec 10, 2015 13:59
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Why would I pay $1 a bag when the store has bags for free? Besides, I heard on the radio that the reusable bags take more energy to make than the disposable ones, so really it's no better for the environment in the long run.
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Dec 10, 2015 14:51
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*takes poo poo* *wipes rear end with dry paper*
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Dec 10, 2015 16:48
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heh i had this problem where people'd come to me complaining about stuff so i printed out this sign that says "complaint department 300 miles ==>>" lol now people really know where i stand with complaints
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Dec 10, 2015 17:05
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Barnyard Protein posted:heh i had this problem where people'd come to me complaining about stuff points to sign printed out from a facebook mom meme that says "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"
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Dec 10, 2015 17:09
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NovelIdeas.odf posted:Fighter Pilot "Romance" -- female audience (50 shades of gray $$$)
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Dec 10, 2015 17:10
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ADINSX posted:points to sign printed out from a facebook mom meme that says "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!" is it important? HUHUH then it must not be urgent!!! is it urgent?? HUHUH THEN IT MUST NOT BE IMPORTANT!!! *plays farmville on one of 6 monitors*
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Dec 10, 2015 17:12
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Barnyard Protein posted:is it important? HUHUH then it must not be urgent!!! *browses usajobs.gov while "working" at gov job*
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Dec 10, 2015 17:13
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the 6 monitor farmville slob i'm thinking of, his cube was so messy that someone from compliance came to help him clean up so that the company wouldn't get in trouble with OSHA lol
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Dec 10, 2015 17:15
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you could tell how fat he was just by judging the empty space in his cube when he wasnt in it
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Dec 10, 2015 17:16
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ADINSX posted:*browses usajobs.gov while "working" at gov job* while being a libertarian
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Dec 10, 2015 17:17
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The goverment needs to crack down and stop giving handouts to welfare queens, its time to get our budget under control. I mean, cut everything but the legacy enterprise navy weather portal I'm working on because obviously thats crucial to our nation's defense.
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Dec 10, 2015 17:19
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we could simply eliminate one senator for each state and does the house really need to be based on population what do you mean just buy a few less fighter jets that's literal tyranny
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Dec 10, 2015 17:21
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it's just like chris rock said:
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Dec 10, 2015 17:28
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Cat Face Joe posted:it's just like chris rock said: I hear black people use that word all the time!
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Dec 10, 2015 17:33
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grandma died so that means we can finally have a real vacation
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Dec 10, 2015 17:34
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michelle obama has 243 personal assistants!
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Dec 10, 2015 17:35
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Cat Face Joe posted:while being a libertarian "I believe listening to Neal Boortz has made me a better libertarian" - actual friend of mine with actual government job
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Dec 10, 2015 17:59
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my fiance really wants a diamond and a big wedding and i know we'll be paying it off for years, but gosh darn it, it's such a special day
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Dec 10, 2015 18:36
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Barnyard Protein posted:*takes poo poo* it's cool having a sink next to the commode so you can make instant wet ones
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Dec 10, 2015 18:41
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i embezzled thousands of dollars from a church, charity or non-profit I work at and spent most of it on a trip to Disneyland.
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Dec 10, 2015 19:32
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Barnyard Protein posted:is it important? HUHUH then it must not be urgent!!! IT finally let me have a second monitor!! the boss must really appreciate the work I've been doing
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Dec 10, 2015 19:36
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i use the track pad on my lovely dell. it has never once crossed my mind to ask for a mouse
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Dec 10, 2015 19:38
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Dec 10, 2015 19:43
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i make things on imgur
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Dec 10, 2015 19:45
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Fight Club is one of the most important films of all time.
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Dec 10, 2015 19:50
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i make and poast these on my fb wall
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Dec 10, 2015 19:50
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i wont eat meat off a bone
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Dec 10, 2015 19:51
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sushi? no thanks raw fish is not heathly
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Dec 10, 2015 19:53
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my favourite food is mashed potatoes
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Dec 10, 2015 19:55
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I am concerned with environment provided i dont have to make any changes in my life
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Dec 10, 2015 19:57
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despite all of us being terrible i maintain the opinion that family is the most important thing. I have a bumper sticker that voices this
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Dec 10, 2015 20:00
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Cat Face Joe posted:I am concerned with environment provided i dont have to make any changes in my life I don't give a poo poo because having children is too expensive
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Cat Face Joe posted:my favourite food is mashed potatoes same but only if there's no gravy
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