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How did the hospital even have your parents home number, did they call your emergency contact or something like that? Bizarre...
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Ras Het posted:Suing everyone at the drop of a hat isn't a good way to manage a society. Yeah, well this isn't exactly hat-dropping we're talking about.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:How did the hospital even have your parents home number, did they call your emergency contact or something like that? Bizarre... Nope- I made sure to never give any info where my parents might be accidentally reached instead of me. It's a mystery to this day.
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It was probably a law firm hoping to sign you up for a class action lawsuit. How they got your information is a mystery though...
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I'm really glad I re-made this thread, because every anecdote or request for advice spawns a few more anecdotes, and then you have 1 person who is all "Yeah, so you know normal sex stuff, like breaking light bulbs with my dick," and then try to defend it.
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What are your thoughts on squirting? I've heard conflicting things and I've done some ~*very scientific*~ observations but still can't tell if it's piss or not. Like, I stared at the wet spot for so long and I just can't figure it out. I've even peed beforehand and there's still a heck of a lot of liquid. I'm super worried that I'll squirt and some guy will lap it up and be like WHOA GURL THAT'S NOT SQUIRT GROSS U PISSED MY BED halenaw fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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halenaw posted:What are your thoughts on squirting? I've heard conflicting things and I've done some ~*very scientific*~ observations but still can't tell if it's piss or not. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=17634056 "The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists"
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halenaw posted:What are your thoughts on squirting? I've heard conflicting things and I've done some ~*very scientific*~ observations but still can't tell if it's piss or not. Agreeing with Turtlicious, after this came up last time I did my homework, and it's close enough to pee to just call it pee. Honestly though, it's just as inconvenient to have pee in my bed compared to the same amount of whatever mystery fluid squirt-juice is, so I don't think it makes a huge difference.
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Haha well I will probably not stop trying to make others squirt anyway. I mean I'm fine with Buttstuff so this isn't really much different. But I probably won't lap it up. Still change sheets after sex so.
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What else do people assume squirting fluid to be? It's not like there's a sack of vaginal lubricant somewhere that just liquefies and goes shooting out.
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PRADA SLUT posted:What else do people assume squirting fluid to be? It's not like there's a sack of vaginal lubricant somewhere that just liquefies and goes shooting out. Turtlicious posted:http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=17634056 Basically this, but with the ratio reversed.
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I'm loving this guy who favors butt stuff over vagina stuff. It's been a real pain in my rear end, let me tell ya.
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Turtlicious posted:Not to be an rear end in a top hat, but "my dick dispenses death," is not really a super understandable secret to keep. Well, no, it is, because I doubt anyone wants to be known as the guy with the dick that shoots anthrax, but you should probably choose between that and having sex with people.
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bobula posted:I'm loving this guy who favors butt stuff over vagina stuff. Wait, why your rear end and not his?
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silvergoose posted:Wait, why your rear end and not his? This is true, buy a strap on.
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halenaw posted:What are your thoughts on squirting? I've heard conflicting things and I've done some ~*very scientific*~ observations but still can't tell if it's piss or not. Some guys care about it being pee, some guys don't.
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If I didn't want her to pee on me I would have gotten out of the way.
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silvergoose posted:Wait, why your rear end and not his? I've been thinking just this. But I don't want to do stuff to his butt :/ I just don't want stuff done to mine so much
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Tell him that, then.
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bobula posted:I'm loving this guy who favors butt stuff over vagina stuff.  For serious though, it's not supposed to hurt if done right. Slower, more lube, and tell him to stop or go slower if it's hurting. And if you don't feel like it, tell him so and then do not do the buttsex!
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I'm texting a girl from Tinder and she casually mentioned that she thinks uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I'm going to gently caress her soon but my penis is uncut and I'm afraid she will be grossed out. Is there a way to make it look like it's circumcised, like with tape or something?
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Rubber band might do it. If it's dark. Youll want to stealthily remove it from your dilz before you gently caress cause you dont want to leave a rubber band inside someone
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gentle pete posted:I'm texting a girl from Tinder and she casually mentioned that she thinks uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I'm going to gently caress her soon but my penis is uncut and I'm afraid she will be grossed out. Is there a way to make it look like it's circumcised, like with tape or something?
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You gotta commit, man. Think of it like getting a tattoo for a girl you like. 
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gentle pete posted:I'm texting a girl from Tinder and she casually mentioned that she thinks uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I'm going to gently caress her soon but my penis is uncut and I'm afraid she will be grossed out. Is there a way to make it look like it's circumcised, like with tape or something? Just don't let her see it until you're hard and pull the skin back. In my experience, boners look the same either way. Plus you're probably going to wear a condom anyway. Bring an opaque one if you're really worried. She's either buying into the myth (most likely) or had a bad experience with a gross uncircumcised dude (dude was just gross). Just don't be gross. It's not super weird if you excuse yourself to wash up a little. Sweaty junk is generally less pleasant than freshly washed junk, for anybody. If you're self conscience, just lie about going to the gym/the AC is out in your car/whatever, I don't know your life. I really can't understand the reasoning that uncut is gross in general. Gross people are going to be gross anyway.
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gentle pete posted:I'm texting a girl from Tinder and she casually mentioned that she thinks uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I'm going to gently caress her soon but my penis is uncut and I'm afraid she will be grossed out. Is there a way to make it look like it's circumcised, like with tape or something? I don't think it's so much that it's uncircumcised (since it looks the same when erect anyway), but more the fact that a lot of uncircumcised dudes don't clean their dicks well enough. Just make sure you're squeaky clean everywhere and don't leave any surprise dick cheese for her to find.
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gentle pete posted:I'm texting a girl from Tinder and she casually mentioned that she thinks uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I'm going to gently caress her soon but my penis is uncut and I'm afraid she will be grossed out. Is there a way to make it look like it's circumcised, like with tape or something? ilkhan posted:Its basically pee.
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GoodBee posted:Just don't let her see it until you're hard and pull the skin back. In my experience, boners look the same either way. Plus you're probably going to wear a condom anyway. Bring an opaque one if you're really worried. Uh, excuse you, I find the smell of sweaty junk to be a great turn-on (and yes my boyfriend's uncut).
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bobula posted:I'm loving this guy who favors butt stuff over vagina stuff. Every time I tell a dude I need anal training first, and to start off with them plugs, they're just like "I'll train you with MY DICK" This is how you end up with perineal tearing, errbody. Based on how much it hurt (and it was "minor") I never want to give birth. halenaw fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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That's what epidurals are for!!! No really giving birth sucks hard.
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silvergoose posted:That's what epidurals are for!!! No really giving birth sucks hard. If you'd sucked hard, you wouldn't be giving birth.
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GoodBee posted:Just don't let her see it until you're hard and pull the skin back. In my experience, boners look the same either way. Plus you're probably going to wear a condom anyway. Bring an opaque one if you're really worried. Living in a part of the world where people don't generally circumcise each other I would say my personal stereotype is that circumcised people have weird leathery bellends like some kind of calloused extra digit or something. Seriously how do you function with no foreskin? The bit underneath is clearly not supposed to be living outside rubbing on the inside of your boxers.
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OwlFancier posted:Seriously how do you function with no foreskin? The bit underneath is clearly not supposed to be living outside rubbing on the inside of your boxers. Every rub against the boxers is a reminder of our covenant with God.
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Soylent Pudding posted:Every rub against the boxers is a reminder of our covenant with God. You get a stacking buff if you equip the magic underwear as well. IronicDongz posted:and a whooole lot of guys will vehemently deny that it's mostly pee. I'm glad we're past the stage of this thread where people argued over this What else could it be? Like physiologically, there's nothing else there to mix it up with. Is it supposed to be some sort of mystery sex fluid that just materializes in some women with a launch vector from the urethra? I don't understand the rationale for claiming it's anything else.
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I too enjoy loving a girl so good she not only starts speaking in tongues but also looses control of her bladder. It's like a thing that happens ok but why should it be an explicit goal? Humans are wierd.
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PRADA SLUT posted:What else could it be? Like physiologically, there's nothing else there to mix it up with. Is it supposed to be some sort of mystery sex fluid that just materializes in some women with a launch vector from the urethra? Because you should like squirting but you should not like being pee'd on. People who like that are weird. Now hold still while I cum in your eye.
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OwlFancier posted:Living in a part of the world where people don't generally circumcise each other I would say my personal stereotype is that circumcised people have weird leathery bellends like some kind of calloused extra digit or something. PRADA SLUT posted:What else could it be? Like physiologically, there's nothing else there to mix it up with. Is it supposed to be some sort of mystery sex fluid that just materializes in some women with a launch vector from the urethra?
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Many men also think that pee comes out of the vagina, and don't know what/where the clit is. It's pretty terrifying asking the average American male about basic female anatomy.
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Faerunner posted:Many men also think that pee comes out of the vagina, and don't know what/where the clit is. It's pretty terrifying asking the average American male about basic female anatomy. Yeah, like, the clit is right there, you just look at a vagina, and it's right loving there. Same goes for the g-spot; not finding that isn't even a joke, it's directly in front and the size of an egg. It's almost like some guys perpetuate the myth that it's hard to please a woman because they don't want to try. Almost like.
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hoobajoo posted:Yeah, like, the clit is right there, you just look at a vagina, and it's right loving there. Same goes for the g-spot; not finding that isn't even a joke, it's directly in front and the size of an egg. It's almost like some guys perpetuate the myth that it's hard to please a woman because they don't want to try. Almost like. Also because health and sex education in my American Deep South public schools taught us things like only men enjoy sex, condoms don't prevent STIs, it's impossible for women to take advantage of men, abstinance until marriage is the only healthy choice, and touching yourself makes Baby Jesus cry.
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