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Do you keep stock photos of a woman and kids on your cube desk to pretend to your coworkers/boss you have a family? It makes you seem Reliable and Invested With the Company (i.e. can't easily quit or move to a new job)
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I had Chipotle today, it was pretty good, hope I don't poo poo my innards from e. coli or norovirus.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:58
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Leroy Dennui posted:I had Chipotle today, it was pretty good, hope I don't poo poo my innards from e. coli or norovirus. depends on which coast you're on
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Dec 10, 2015 04:00
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Fountain pens suck rear end if you use them for much more than signing stuff
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Dec 10, 2015 04:05
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I got a lovely disposable fountain pen one time to see what it was like and didn't think it was any different than writing with a ballpoint.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:14
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My extensive internet experience has taught me that people who use correct punctuation in informal messages are really really annoying and probably do think they're better than me
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Dec 10, 2015 04:15
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:depends on which coast you're on There's been e. coli cases in Pennsylvania and NY, maybe I'll be the first NJ case.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:18
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DreamShipWrecked posted:That is a very specific example there lol u got me...just replace 'ejaculate' with 'piss' and 30 story building with out of a 3rd story window
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Dec 10, 2015 04:20
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:If you're going to work for old conservatives then you gotta know how to play the game. gently caress that, I have a Speedy so I can get all misty-eyed about NASA every once in a while. Old conservatives only know Rolexes. gently caress Rolexes.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:23
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a happy snowman posted:Old conservatives only know Rolexes. gently caress Rolexes. This is when I whip out my Jaeger and my Patek.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:30
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Mad Monk posted:How do you feel about artisanal hamburger labs? Holy poo poo, this place is a block away from me. It seems to be geared towards the Hasidic community nearby and therefore closed Fridays and Saturdays and gratuity is included on all checks. I ate there once after work cuz it was late and I was hungry, never again.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:33
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Writing with pen and paper is fun and having good cursive handwriting is a good skill that most people respect. Its practical too. Taking notes by hand helps with information retention and sending an honest to god hand written letter to friends and family will make them genuinely happy. If you don't feel happier after finding a letter from somebody you care about amidst the torrent of junk mail that fills your mailbox then there is something broken in you. Writing in a physical rather than electronic journal is another good thing to do. Keeping a journal while traveling or just day to day gives you something valuable to look back on later in life. Writing instruments are cool too. Fountain pens in particular are stylish and make a good impression on others in much the same way a high quality watch does. No one gives a gently caress about your stupid pen except other shitheads.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:43
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Seriously though, send your grandparents a Christmas card.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:48
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Leroy Dennui posted:There's been e. coli cases in Pennsylvania and NY, maybe I'll be the first NJ case. 
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Dec 10, 2015 05:09
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symbolic posted:hey NJ, how does it feel being PA's bitch? P. good considering I'm not making GBS threads or vomiting blood yet.
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Dec 10, 2015 07:06
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Gee, this young people with beards thing is getting way out of hand. Oh come on, now even their babies have beards?    Frightening  Check out this total baby stoner bro  Okay this one is actually really cute imo 
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Dec 10, 2015 08:07
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Stinky_Pete posted:Gee, this young people with beards thing is getting way out of hand. The last generation.
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Dec 10, 2015 08:15
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Chinatown posted:If you really want to get a sense of just how big of a human being this dude is well here you go: Hot steak tips brought to you by one mans crushing loneliness The Mantis fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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Dec 10, 2015 09:25
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is it okay to grow out a beard if you acknowledge that it's gross and only grow it out because you're an awful, disgusting person asking for a friend, tia
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Dec 10, 2015 10:08
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Grand Prize Winner posted:is it okay to grow out a beard if you acknowledge that it's gross and only grow it out because you're an awful, disgusting person if anyone asks just say you have sensitive skin and shaving makes you bleed a lot
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Dec 10, 2015 10:16
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huh nature gave me all this hair on my face better constantly cut it off like a dumb rear end in a top hat e: my beard is my notice to the world that i don't have a poo poo job where people tell me how to look like i'm a child mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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Dec 10, 2015 10:35
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When i masturbate is that me having artisanal sex?
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Dec 10, 2015 10:46
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Buller posted:When i masturbate is that me having artisanal sex? ~handcrafted artisanal sex using ancient methods to focus on the end user~
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Dec 10, 2015 10:50
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Onan & Sock
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Dec 10, 2015 10:57
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Onan & Sock our marquee service is a booth of meticulously-sourced redwood with gentle, warm lighting and a selection of 17th-century japanese pornography - not reproductions, mind you, but the real thing. you receive three alpaca-wool socks and may rub yourself for up to an hour. for an extra $20, we'll throw in one of those old-timey barbershop massage dealies, so you wear it on your hand and your hand vibrates while you rub yourself. after you're done, the un-jizzed socks are yours to keep! guys i think we have a business model here
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Dec 10, 2015 11:04
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mr. mephistopheles posted:huh nature gave me all this hair on my face better constantly cut it off like a dumb rear end in a top hat fatass
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Dec 10, 2015 15:15
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Grand Prize Winner posted:is it okay to grow out a beard if you acknowledge that it's gross and only grow it out because you're an awful, disgusting person Santa has a beard, and he is not gross, awful or disgusting.
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Dec 10, 2015 16:21
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Antifreeze Head posted:Santa has a beard, and he is not gross, awful or disgusting. I'm not sure who's lap you've been sitting on because I would have to strongly disagree.
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Dec 10, 2015 16:23
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Grand Prize Winner posted:is it okay to grow out a beard if you acknowledge that it's gross and only grow it out because you're an awful, disgusting person It's ok to do what ever you want for any reason. Freedom.
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Dec 10, 2015 16:41
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You don't really fall into the "Millenial Beard" category unless your beard is A. Scraggly AF because you are 20 and can't grow a real one yet Or B. Large but also filled with about $300 of creams, conditioners, and wax If you don't fall into those categories then you can be well on your way to being a lumberjack or compensating skinny fat nerd
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Dec 10, 2015 17:06
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Stinky_Pete posted:Gee, this young people with beards thing is getting way out of hand. Get a job hippies!
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Dec 10, 2015 17:19
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 Ancient civilizations had the Rosetta Stone and we have outdoor bar picnic tables that are vomited upon with assured regularity.
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Dec 10, 2015 17:32
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Whole lotta people born in the wrong generation.
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Dec 10, 2015 17:43
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circ dick soleil posted:Whole lotta people born in the wrong generation. Hey I just hate anyone who's being young and hip no matter the generation alright
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Dec 10, 2015 17:52
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HEY NONG MAN posted:
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Dec 10, 2015 18:06
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radiatinglines posted:fatass i'm definitely at my winter weight and your words are hurtful to me right now
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Dec 10, 2015 18:09
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Stinky_Pete posted:Hey I just hate anyone who's being young and hip no matter the generation alright Same here except for the beat generation they were pretty badass. Also generation x was alright.
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Dec 10, 2015 18:16
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naem posted:These contemporary design cliches are going to look super dated soon, like something from the 1970's they've looked dated for like a decade now though 
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Dec 10, 2015 18:29
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You can't operate a touch screen with gloved fingers. A true millennial would know that.
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