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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

goatface posted:

Why the gently caress is a school teaching children about scrapbooks?

Art class?

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Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Fritzi Ritz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Apple_(dance)




Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)





Wee Pals


Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Odonata posted:

Gasoline Alley is engaged in a highly controversial scrapbook storyline! Get ready for angry letters to the editor!


sigh. A photo of yourself is a selfie whether you take it with an iPhone or a 19th-century Kodak.

I see I am not the only one annoyed by this.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Selachian posted:

sigh. A photo of yourself is a selfie whether you take it with an iPhone or a 19th-century Kodak.

Or a hired painter.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Selachian posted:

sigh. A photo of yourself is a selfie whether you take it with an iPhone or a 19th-century Kodak.

I see I am not the only one annoyed by this.

For anybody too lazy to click, literally the oldest photo in existence is a selfie.



quote:

The first light Picture ever taken. 1839.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Slammy posted:

Outbusts of Everett True


Everett True is the best superhero ever.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Arelon posted:

Everett True is the best superhero ever.

This comic is incredibly relevant to my life.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Out Our Way (May 21-22, 1928)





Peanuts: Year Four (October 26-28, 1953)







Back To B.C.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Green Intern posted:

Mandrake, never change. :allears:

Well, since it's all reruns, it won't.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 08/24/14


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Try to stay positive. Think of the money you'll save with inmate labor when you move the clothing factory to your new prison home.

9 Chickweed Lane

He was probably just distracted by your erotic novelty cello case.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Outland


Ripley's

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (October 11, 1928)



Peanuts (December 12, 1968)



Funky Jokes About Holiday Songs For Morons



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (May 23-24, 1928)





Thimble Theater (June 28, 1929)



That's what she gets for wearing the same outfit for almost a century. Those huge shoes should've tipped dad off.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Aardmania posted:

Gil 08/24/14


Gil's dad would be dead in each of those scenarios because that's the only reason a night security guard exists.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Odonata posted:

Since a certain Bastard started posting Scary Gary the day after I did (which is really OK because nobody wants to see Mike du Jour ever again) and since my daughter loves this strip and it hasn’t been posted for a month:

Didn't mean to step on your toes. Also, FYI saying "Mike du Jour" brings the comic back.

Mike du Jour








Monty


Intelligent Life


Retail

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (December 12, 1968)


I'M LISTENING TO THE loving SONG!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh man, I almost had the perfect title for these. Pretend I posted that Moomin and Arelon posted Lost Side, and then I can call them Super Star Comix.

Pooch Café



That first strip would have been a perfect ending to this storyline. Like, I don't even know why you'd write that without intending to end the arc on it.

Ballard Street


Man, you know Carl put that bill in there himself to try and seed some bigger donations.

Lost Side of Suburbia



He should just change his name to "This Fuckin' Guy," because that's what every character and reader thinks whenever he shows up.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Why would you even take a sphyx cat walking on a chilly beach? :mad:

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'M LISTENING TO THE loving SONG!

Buy you a soda after the game?

SuperKlaus
Oct 20, 2005


Fun Shoe

SynthOrange posted:

Please stop Pirahna Club please

This but Working Daze

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

SuperKlaus posted:

This but Working Daze
Never! :unsmigghh:

(You really want to hate Working Daze? Read the comments on GoComics.)

The Classic Dinette Set drops a subtle hint.


Working Daze forgot to tell a joke, panders to Current Nerd Thing.



I love how people will have these discussions about the character but completely fail to notice that there's no joke here.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix knows how to speak to today's youth.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Hoover Dam posted:

Buy you a soda after the game?

TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann




You are a ninny.


The Amazing Spider-Man




I can't tell if he's trolling or concussedly babbling stupid poo poo.


Sally Forth




"Boy trouble." At Hil's age, it explains multitudes without betraying any real information. Though I admit Hil might not see it that way.


The Heart of Juliet Jones


greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Greg ponders his future and his family's past

A3G

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I keep reading it as Ra, the sun god, and it's honestly been the best part of this comic for weeks.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

I can't tell if he's trolling or concussedly babbling stupid poo poo.

It's newspaper spider-man so my money's on the latter

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

BigDave posted:

TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW!

Piss on old-time hockey!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

BigDave posted:

TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW!

SHUT THE gently caress UP, THE ANTHEM'S ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxlEqO_MA04

Achernar
Sep 2, 2011

So badass.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Achernar posted:

So badass.

Anytime a Stepford Smiler steps out of line, it's a huge risk.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Ensign_Ricky posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP, THE ANTHEM'S ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxlEqO_MA04

That's not hockey scores. You fraud.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


So we get weeks of Mary Worth crossovers and teen angst, but we skip right over the part where a young Phantom-to-be has to fly back to Africa, storm a bloody jungle, and retrieve the dead body of his "immortal" father?

It's called pacing, people.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

"How did you stop him from shooting?"
"You can't shoot lethal bullets with a plastic gun"

e. huh, quick fact checking seems to indicate that it actually might be possible.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Dec 11, 2015

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Ghostlight posted:

I keep reading it as Ra, the sun god, and it's honestly been the best part of this comic for weeks.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!


That's good poo poo.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
I support further attempts to change the bad characters of Luann into Egyptian gods.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I support further attempts to change the bad characters of Luann into Egyptian gods.

Can Gunther be Osiris? 'cause I want to see him get torn into twenty-six pieces and scattered all over.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Kennel posted:

"How did you stop him from shooting?"
"You can't shoot lethal bullets with a plastic gun"

e. huh, quick fact checking seems to indicate that it actually might be possible.

It would work for exactly one round before blowing apart. They don't make a plastic strong enough to replace metal in weapons.

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