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  The Great Goon Giveaway Part Four You may have come to A Shutup Wesley Christmas and you may have even made it to The Great Goon Giveaway Part Deux, or even The Great Goon Giveaway Part Three but chances are you haven't even heard of any of those events and are in fact a disgusting space poor, wallowing in poverty. In any case, I'm pleased to invite you to our holiday party, conveniently scheduled on Saturday, December 19th at 3pm PST (23:00GMT). This should make it the afternoon for the US, evening for Europe, and some hosed up time Sunday morning for Australia (lol get rekt you aussie fucks.) This year's party includes 75 lobi/lockbox/promo ships, 25 plasmonic leeches, and 4,800 superior upgrade techs. If you can't make the party, there are forum events that will be judged before the party starts, so you've got plenty of time to make an entry and if you win, you have a chance to claim your prize from the pool before anyone else! To answer trivia questions and yell obscenities at other party goers use the channel: "WesleyChristmas" All events and trivia questions will be announced via the alternate channel "WesleyAnnounce" Join them both now and make them different colors so you can easily pick out announcements! Check our mirror thread in the official forums here Featured Events Include:
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Where's Wesley Four Shutup Wesley characters will be hidden throughout the known galaxy and at the time of the event their names and locations will be revealed. The first player to find each one and open (and keep open) a trade window with them will receive a fabulous prize pack:
Two 10v10 matches will be run. Show up in your best shuttlecraft and join the match. The entire winning team will each receive a lobi/lockbox ship of their choice, awarded in descending order of score according to the post-match leaderboard. Perform better to get a better chance at the ship you really want! If there is enough interest, a third match can be organized with Plasmonic Leech prizes for the winners. Trivia - Correctly answer a question for a prize of one full stack (100) of Superior Tech Upgrades of your choice!
Tactical Racing Whether you loved or hated it, you definitely remember this event, if you've been to one of our parties before. Slap on some Frosted Boots and line up for a race! Playing dirty is encouraged so bring your cover shields or any other obstacles you want to throw at your competitors. Winner will receive any remaining ship of their choice or a plasmonic leech crate (whatever's left). So make sure you've got your costumes created in advance and get ready to have some fun! Hope to see you there, The Members of Shutup Wesley  Premium ships are limited in supply, although there is at least one of each, choices will dwindle as the event goes on.The event will begin with Where's Wesley and end with the Races, with trivia being asked in between events. For specifics on the prize pool, check here. Mondian fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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 Black space does not spell out a naughty word, 0/10.
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Dec 10, 2015 01:01
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Mondian posted:Event poo poo here RIP Meet the Devs! and One of Them costume contests
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Dec 10, 2015 01:04
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Wesleys never fail to delight. I can't make it to the event but you can bet your arses I'll be delivering some premium fanfic and screenshot content.
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Dec 10, 2015 01:08
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It's the happiest time of the year. Last year was great, hopefully we'll have even better entries this time. 
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Dec 10, 2015 02:12
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We have a skull in our logo... Are we the baddies?
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Dec 10, 2015 02:29
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Fortunately, our enemies march under the banner of a rat's anus, so there's nothing to worry about.
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Dec 10, 2015 02:56
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Tunicate posted:
Empty space? That guy who leaked our contra farming secrets really set back our charity efforts. Da Mott Man posted:We have a skull in our logo... Are we the baddies? We're more the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
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Mondian posted:Fortunately, our enemies march under the banner of a rat's anus, so there's nothing to worry about.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:59
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Unguided posted:Empty space? That guy who leaked our contra farming secrets really set back our charity efforts. Have painstakingly corrected into more pleasing configuration 
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Dec 10, 2015 04:02
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Praise be.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:05
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Nice job. Four lights out of five.
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Dec 10, 2015 04:15
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Was just in a race with some sort of nabreeki clone And this awful pubbie.  Yes, yes, she ties up prisoners and abuses them, sometimes sexually, but those Guantanamo Bay comparisons are totally uncalled for. Tunicate fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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Dec 10, 2015 07:42
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The gently caress
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Dec 10, 2015 07:59
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Tunicate posted:Was just in a race with some sort of nabreeki clone Thanks for the fanfic inspiration.
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Dec 10, 2015 08:22
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Tunicate posted:Was just in a race with some sort of nabreeki clone I think I know where Wesley Crusher and the Traveler are gonna be found.
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Dec 10, 2015 08:28
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Tokaii's house.
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Dec 10, 2015 11:45
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Pretty good chance that I'm going to miss the main event so I might try writing some godawful Wesley/Traveller fanfic when I get the time. Just post them here once we do them or a link to a pastebin?
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Dec 10, 2015 14:03
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Here or the official thread, if you want.
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Dec 10, 2015 14:14
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You should pay to have someone Tattoo it on your back in a Gothic font on a scroll or something then take pictures and post them here.
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Dec 10, 2015 18:40
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I live in awful aussie land, so I submit my entry for Starship Barbies. Aegis shields are kind of cheating for looking rad, but my tor'kaht/ vorkang kitbash looks pretty cool in any light.    
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Dec 10, 2015 20:21
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No notice change in today's patch:code: for me, but are people really blowing through them faster than Cryptic intended ? (Wouldn't surprise me at all)
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Dec 10, 2015 20:53
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Yeah the entire system is crazy profitable if you have a couple of good ships, why they give a poo poo about that particular thing I don't know since it's finite but meh, as long as they don't kill it like doffing I'm cool with whatever.
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Dec 10, 2015 21:05
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Yeah they probably wanted it to take a month or two and didn't realize it would take less than a week with a good roster.
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Yeah, I blew through UFP in only a week or so. About two for the KDF side of it and that was mainly lack of interest.
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Dec 10, 2015 22:48
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Axe-man posted:get that OR 10 lobi. Lets see the drop rates on those
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Dec 10, 2015 23:45
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The bling the Aegis shield provides just isn't pink enough for me.  edited for size! Dick Bass fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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Dec 11, 2015 01:38
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Dick Bass posted:The bling the Aegis shield provides just isn't pink enough for me. Ooo, the Klank red Aegis would go amazingly with my pink vette.
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Dhael/Dhelan kitbash. Didn't need to use Aegis, managed to make the colour scheme metallic, woops. Did a few colour schemes but Gold/Purple was the best looking of them all.  
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Dec 11, 2015 02:17
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 My Sheshar, equipped with the Terran set. I don't think I can really compare to the people who have the Risa boats and their unlimited rainbow of paint jobs, but I think it looks nice 
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Dec 11, 2015 02:26
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https://na.alienwarearena.com/ Get a free Peregrine fighter. Make sure you login or it will just show as no keys available. Once logged in you be able to get a key to redeem it on the arcgames site.
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Dec 11, 2015 02:37
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Burning_Monk posted:https://na.alienwarearena.com/
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grandnagus1, the pubbie with the "nyarrr nyarrrr gotcha  " behavioral tic was doing his passive aggressive shitposting in the wesley xmas thread,forum mod told him "Cheer up, mr. Grinch." he responded: an irresistible compulsion to act like this posted:Hey, I'm not the one calling other people silly names. It sounds like you are the one that needs to cheer up like half the poo poo this poor guy posts are like that. It's some kind of tic or compulsion. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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Dec 11, 2015 04:21
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 Spelling must not be one of those lessonss.  
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Dec 11, 2015 05:33
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Buschmaki posted:Thanks for the fanfic inspiration. There are lots of Nbreeki clones running around these days. The official term coined for a group of breekis gathering in one place is a "beard" after five of us wound up on Risa.
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Second Sun posted:Aegis shields are kind of cheating for looking rad Great for celebrating Christmas, too. 
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Dec 11, 2015 10:18
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Gather 'round the CE trophy and sing some traditional Klingon carols.
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hakimashou posted:grandnagus1, the pubbie with the "nyarrr nyarrrr gotcha Mondian posted:Forum Events Another interesting challenge would be to do a write-up of the events (what they were, how they transpired and who won), something that could be referenced in the future. Buschmaki posted:Thanks for the fanfic inspiration.  EDIT: Collected some testimonials from the last thread if anyone wants to copy paste it somewhere for advertisement: code:fakemirage fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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