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social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

kalstrams posted:

is it american custom on par with shoes and hats indoors, to have coathangers in shower?

whoah sherlock why don't stop zooming in on a pic in ms paint and ask urself the bigger question is it worth it i mean life

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

social vegan posted:

whoah sherlock why don't stop zooming in on a pic in ms paint and ask urself the bigger question is it worth it i mean life

whoa, i need to take a moment with nature

# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:08

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

wow rude posted:

Bawls is good but loving impossible to find irl

I see it in Albertsons. It's like $2 for cheap soda with 80mg of caffeine or something. Not really worth it, IMO. The marketing to nerds must have been fantastic for it to catch on.

JediTalentAgent posted:

Then about 10 years ago, high school kids were dressed up like someone out of Naruto straight down to headbands and patrolling the mall like a bunch of bosses.

10 years ago exactly, where I lived (Hawaii) all of the high school emos with swoop hair would go to the mall and literally lay on each other and look depressed, half wearing those Naruto headbands. Naruto became synonymous with Emo culture, at least in Hawaii. It was a strange combination. Snake Bites, girl jeans, eye liner, Naruto merchandise.

Booblord Zagats posted:

When people started thinking that liking a thing was the same as having a personality

I like that guy's theory that calls hipsters Contemporary Conformists, and links the same things ("Hey, I like this, i bought this, i ate here") as the entire personality of the people. Nerds and hipsters have a lot in common, except one group gets laid.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:23

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

and

and

# ? Dec 10, 2015 17:33

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Wall Balls posted:

holy moly

social vegan posted:

Exposure time = 2 weeks

# ? Dec 10, 2015 18:12

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

nerds have so much more money than me

no, they just spend it on stupid poo poo like yoda bath towels instead of alcohol and drugs

# ? Dec 10, 2015 18:17

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

MISTER FRODO!!!!

# ? Dec 10, 2015 18:41

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

I seriously did not believe there could be 10 pages worth out of customer action shots but here we are

# ? Dec 10, 2015 18:50

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I seriously did not believe there could be 10 pages worth out of customer action shots but here we are

LORD OF THE RINGS > STAR WARS

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:08

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Why does he have huge spanner?

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:11

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Why does he have huge spanner?

its a normal sizes spanner hes a HOBBITSES PRECIOUS

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:14

BeatSetRadio: Dec 5, 2004; Hey Sandy! Do you want to listen to some indie music with me? Perhaps we can read Pitchfork together?

social vegan posted:

This must be right before poor Mr. Nimoy lost the will to live

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:16

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Project 2501 posted:

Some of the official photos are great too

Is that a mating display or a threat display? I can never remember.

Edit: mating display

https://youtu.be/7dx2CUMtZ-0

Bored fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Dec 10, 2015

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:18

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Johnny Aztec posted:

Why does he have huge spanner?

Short guys do sometimes you'd be surprised.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:19

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

I originally was going through trying to find the few attractive/average looking women like this woman

but then I came across the Black Widow Light-Up Ladies' Tee and found this

"Guys-this is a XL. Ladies-it will deff look better on you! Awesome shirt, totally wearing it to the next con!"

Edit: Apparently if you want to find action shots you need to look at the Dr. Who stuff. Same "Tardigan" unfortunate naming.

The Pi by Numbers shirt must be the best selling shirt because there's a lot of pics including this one...

This seems incredibly uncomfortable

8-Bit Dynamic Life Pin Set seems super cute.

quote:

Interactive LED badges with "life" bar of hearts
When apart, a lone heart blinks
When together, all 6 hearts are illuminated

Cowman fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Dec 10, 2015

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:27

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Cool way to find autists in your area

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:54

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Bawls rootbeer is really good but the last time I saw it in person I was so drink I dropped and broke like 9 bottles in the grocery store and they kicked me out

# ? Dec 10, 2015 19:58

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

numberoneposter posted:

its a normal sizes spanner hes a HOBBITSES PRECIOUS

Not cool to doxx your LARP group dude

# ? Dec 10, 2015 20:02

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

i used to go to a lan place as a teenager that sold bawls but now I just drink black coffee before i esport like an adult

# ? Dec 10, 2015 20:13

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Cowman posted:

I originally was going through trying to find the few attractive/average looking women

Why

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:20

ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

Romes128 posted:

Why

uhh to jack off? are you dumb

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:24

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

numberoneposter posted:

its a normal sizes spanner hes a HOBBITSES PRECIOUS

He's wearing a wig right? Right?

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:24

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Zahgaegun posted:

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:32

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Dec 10, 2015

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Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

FTFY. You suck at posting Mr. Frodo

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:37

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

numberoneposter posted:

"Ahh, there it is. Yes, its a ring of some sort."

# ? Dec 10, 2015 21:55

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

King of Bees posted:

"Ahh, there it is. Yes, its a ring of some sort."

It's the ring his dad took off before disappearing to go get a pack of smokes last Christmas

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:00

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

My first thought was that it was a pill he was debating on taking or not.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:19

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

numberoneposter posted:

"Wow, how did they know my cock ring size? Maybe now girls will actually see me."

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:30

Tipps: Apr 18, 2006; party in the front

business in the back

criscodisco posted:

The blond girl has two boobs of very different sizes that's at least worth watching for a few minutes that's why everyone is laughing so much.

the guy she fucks has a noticeably huge penis so they always film him from the waist up because in full-body shots he's always bulging out and it's pretty impressive. :eyepop:

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Wall Balls posted:

In another context, this would be a very good photo.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:32

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

numberoneposter posted:

He looks like young Earl Hickey from My Name is Earl.

criscodisco fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Dec 10, 2015

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:35

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Johnny Aztec posted:

I still dont know what that is

Something from a Firefly episode.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 22:45

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

Lord of Pie posted:

"Bawls"

"Organic protein"

lol

It's the yeast front and center that really makes it.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:19

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This is a fun game. It's like a treasure hunt!

Here is the room from 30 Year Old Virgin:

# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:30

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

giant playmobil viking kind of owns

# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:53

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

I would bend Lego Viking over, make a hole with a sawzall and fill it with gummy bears. Hit them with a shrinkwrap gun so they melt into a smooth surface, then gay marry my new Viking husband.

# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:57

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

criscodisco posted:

I would bend Lego Viking over, make a hole with a sawzall and fill it with gummy bears. Hit them with a shrinkwrap gun so they melt into a smooth surface, then gay marry my new Viking husband.

So, tell us then, where did you get that death star rug?

# ? Dec 10, 2015 23:58