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Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

darthbob88 posted:

Plus, they're complaining about wasteful projects sucking down tens of millions of dollars, in an annual budget of millions of millions of dollars. Almost makes me wish the NSF could take the Rothschild method for handling such complaints, with a standing offer to refund the complainant's share of the cost of any objectionable projects. Although, considering my contribution to the entire NSF budget and all their projects for 2015 was about $3,

Anytime someone complains about government program X wasting money on something they can't see the value in my default is to check its funding and see if it's greater than the $8.5 Trillion that the Pentagon literally just lost, it's rare that the program costs more. Then I usually just say "If you think that's bad, wait till you hear about how much money the pentagon lost" and see what their response is.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Klaus88 posted:

Nuke subs are a thing.

Not to mention nowhere is out of range for a modern ICBM. The Emperor's reach is vast.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Scruff McGruff posted:

Anytime someone complains about government program X wasting money on something they can't see the value in my default is to check its funding and see if it's greater than the $8.5 Trillion that the Pentagon literally just lost, it's rare that the program costs more. Then I usually just say "If you think that's bad, wait till you hear about how much money the pentagon lost" and see what their response is.

The what now?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Armyman25 posted:

The what now?

Over 20 years, apparently.

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/want-cut-government-waste-8-5-trillion-pentagon-142321339.html

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Armyman25 posted:

The what now?

Woah, sorry, that's supposed to be Billion with a B. Basically their accounting methods were really bad and while they could sort of account for most of it, they couldn't really be sure where it went.


Edit: I guess I mishmashed two stories, one of essentially not being able to account for 8.4 Trillion over 20 years and this one about 45 Billion since 2010 http://finance.yahoo.com/news/45-billion-tax-dollars-goes-123000032.html

Scruff McGruff fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Dec 10, 2015

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Scruff McGruff posted:

Woah, sorry, that's supposed to be Billion with a B. Basically their accounting methods were really bad and while they could sort of account for most of it, they couldn't really be sure where it went.

I was gonna say, 8 trillion dollars over 20 years would have meant the entire DoD budget for each of those years.

That said, the military is ridiculously expense and very wasteful on top of that.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Armyman25 posted:

I was gonna say, 8 trillion dollars over 20 years would have meant the entire DoD budget for each of those years.

That said, the military is ridiculously expense and very wasteful on top of that.

But how else can we bring freedom to the unwashed masses of the world?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Is it a bad sign that the thing that surprises me most about that link is that Yahoo! still exists?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

CommieGIR posted:

Not to mention nowhere is out of range for a modern ICBM. The Emperor's reach is vast.

More hair for the hair throne!

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Is it a bad sign that the thing that surprises me most about that link is that Yahoo! still exists?

Yes, but only because it shouldn't surprise you that Yahoo! still exists. It is eternal.

In the year 3254, when we've all uploaded our consciousness into giant servers somewhere in the distant stars, Yahoo! will still exist, and your grandparents will still be using it despite better alternatives being available.

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I love that it's a printed out email that someone took a phone pic of. Bravo.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Did you know that these words share letters with these other words?!? I mean I had no idea how letters worked before this. Now my mind is so blown my head literally exploded!

Tibeerius
Feb 22, 2007

jackpot posted:

So I touched the poop in a facebook argument, and now I'm watching a video on youtube about how Plano, Texas is the safest place on the planet because every child is given an AR-15 at birth and Glocks are used in place of soup spoons. My brain self-ejected itself from my head upon hearing the words "our moral superiors on the left" at one point. I have no problem letting this go (and probably should, for my own sanity), but if there's an easy counter to the "We actually have a much lower murder rate than all these other countries" thing, I'd gladly use it. Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE
"Even if I take your numbers at face value, correlation does not equal causation. Any number of factors could explain Plano's low crime rate."

But seriously, let it go. When your opponent is saying things like "our moral superiors on the left", they're not interested in nuanced discussion about why cherry-picked anecdotes are worthless.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

The Conservative version of Clickhole is terrible.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


"Awww it's one of these things hahaha well yeah it's slightly crazy but it's cute! :unsmith:
Wow this last one's a long one wh-oh"

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

jackpot posted:

So I touched the poop in a facebook argument, and now I'm watching a video on youtube about how Plano, Texas is the safest place on the planet because every child is given an AR-15 at birth and Glocks are used in place of soup spoons. My brain self-ejected itself from my head upon hearing the words "our moral superiors on the left" at one point. I have no problem letting this go (and probably should, for my own sanity), but if there's an easy counter to the "We actually have a much lower murder rate than all these other countries" thing, I'd gladly use it. Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE

I want to punch this guy in his dumb loving face

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Did you know that these words share letters with these other words?!? I mean I had no idea how letters worked before this. Now my mind is so blown my head literally exploded!
You Won't Believe This One Trick Obnoxious Coworker Uses To Arrange 14 Words

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Scruff McGruff posted:

Anytime someone complains about government program X wasting money on something they can't see the value in my default is to check its funding and see if it's greater than the $8.5 Trillion that the Pentagon literally just lost, it's rare that the program costs more. Then I usually just say "If you think that's bad, wait till you hear about how much money the pentagon lost" and see what their response is.

Or the hundreds of billions of dollars the DoD wasted on their own failed/over-budget projects.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

SalTheBard posted:

I want to punch this guy in his dumb loving face

Conservatives either don't know or don't know how they come off to others, because that video made me laugh so hard. From the over-wrought fire opening, to the guy being unable to pronounce most of the terribly-written lines making it sound like a cold read... this screams "amateur hour" so hard.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Brawnfire posted:

Conservatives either don't know or don't know how they come off to others, because that video made me laugh so hard. From the over-wrought fire opening, to the guy being unable to pronounce most of the terribly-written lines making it sound like a cold read... this screams "amateur hour" so hard.

I always tickles me that the party that likes to pretend to be "the adults in the room" use more skulls, flames, and weapons in their branding than deviantart.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

ZobarStyl posted:

I guess he was thinking Scandinavia is outside the range of God Emperor Trump's ICBM's.

Her* and anyway I think it's worth the risk just to read on the news about the things he will do or try to do.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Crain posted:

I always tickles me that the party that likes to pretend to be "the adults in the room" use more skulls, flames, and weapons in their branding than deviantart.

Conservatives long to be able to openly prosecute the alien gays, the mutant blacks, and the heretic liberals.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Klaus88 posted:

Conservatives long to be able to purge the alien gays, kill the mutant blacks, and burn the heretic liberals. :vomarine:

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
Speaking of the War on Christmas:

http://www.theonion.com/article/nat...eview:1:Default

:laffo:

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
The gathered Christians listen to Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s “Carol Of The Bells” at low volume for fear that someone on the surface might hear.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

moist turtleneck posted:

I love that it's a printed out email that someone took a phone pic of. Bravo.

A phone pic taken on something with the resolution of a ten year old flip-phone no less.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
From the comments section of an Al Jazeera article about Sikhs getting harassed and attacked because idiotic bigots mistake them for Muslims:



Public comment, so not gonna bother censoring.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Iron Crowned posted:

But how else can we bring freedom to the unwashed masses of the world?

Hail SS-18 Satan may his passage cleanse the earth :unsmigghh:

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Scruff McGruff posted:

Anytime someone complains about government program X wasting money on something they can't see the value in my default is to check its funding and see if it's greater than the $8.5 Trillion that the Pentagon literally just lost, it's rare that the program costs more. Then I usually just say "If you think that's bad, wait till you hear about how much money the pentagon lost" and see what their response is.

Uh everyone knows Obama took over the PentaGRAM by firing every General who didn't swear to HIM that they would freely fire upon American citizens when ordered to do so. So it's no wonder all that money went "missing" and did you hear it costs seven,000,000,000 A DAY for 0bama to go on all his golf vacations AWAY from his wife?

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
Haha, I did actually see one of those "A LIST OF ALL THE FINE OUTSTANDING MILITARY OFFICERS OBAMA FIRED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM!" followed by a list of over 50 names with ranks running from Admirals/Generals down to Lieutenants. I responded with research on just the first 10, all of which either simply retired or were fired because of real misconduct (multiple DUIs, running underground gambling rings, running a ship aground, just being bad at their jobs) and said "that's just the first 10, clearly this list isn't believable but I can research more if you want". I don't think I ever got a response. It wasn't even hard to research, just googling the names almost always brought up plenty of news articles on them.

Unfortunately I think this was over a year ago so I can't find it.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

From the comments section of an Al Jazeera article about Sikhs getting harassed and attacked because idiotic bigots mistake them for Muslims:



Public comment, so not gonna bother censoring.

Wow, she even got the country wrong (Kenya). It's almost as if she were trying to saw something close to "Nigerian", but I can't quite put my finger on what.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

ManlyGrunting posted:

Wow, she even got the country wrong (Kenya). It's almost as if she were trying to saw something close to "Nigerian", but I can't quite put my finger on what.

Yeah, with someone who's still a birther in 2015 it's a close call whether they're just too ignorant to be able to tell African countries apart or if they're badly trying to disguise the n-word(or both).

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.

Zephyrine posted:

Her* and anyway I think it's worth the risk just to read on the news about the things he will do or try to do.
Apologies, I stand corrected. Don't worry, Trump has no chance of becoming POTUS. The real question is whether or not he'll destroy the GOP, so enjoy the show. Maybe we'll get lucky and the resultant implosion will lead to a glorious socialist dawn in Ameribahahaha nope corporatism 4 lyfe bitches.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Or the literal pallets of cash the Bush administration sent to Iraq without proper asset control procedures:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/08/usa.iraq1

12 billion dollars, not American taxpayer money, but still really crazy. Ostensibly it was for contractors and Iraqi ministries on the ground, but there's no way to know exactly how much was stolen or not used at all for the purposes it was intended for since they didn't really keep proper records.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

ErIog posted:

12 billion dollars, not American taxpayer money, but still really crazy. Ostensibly it was for contractors and Iraqi ministries on the ground, but there's no way to know exactly how much was stolen or not used at all for the purposes it was intended for since they didn't really keep proper records.

I just posted all those links in an infodump, baiting the waters for my Facebook friends banging the drum of a ground war in Syria. Bernie Sanders is going to bankrupt America with his plan for free college education, but let's start another unwinnable war where bullshit like this happens every single time.

What a wonderful world.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

VorpalBunny posted:

I just posted all those links in an infodump, baiting the waters for my Facebook friends banging the drum of a ground war in Syria. Bernie Sanders is going to bankrupt America with his plan for free college education, but let's start another unwinnable war where bullshit like this happens every single time.

What a wonderful world.

Why should we put money towards student debt and free collage education when we can use it for a war instead?! :argh:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Crain posted:

I always tickles me that the party that likes to pretend to be "the adults in the room" use more skulls, flames, and weapons in their branding than deviantart.

What's wrong with skulls?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Zephyrine posted:

Personally I hope Trump wins because for all his faults. As a polititian he is at least not boring. I'm saying that as someone living in Sweden mind you. I would never want him to be in charge of anything concerning me. But I wouldn't mind watching the spectacle from afar.

Wikipedia posted:

81,300 applied for asylum in 2014, which was an increase of 50% compared to 2013, and the most since 1992. 47% of them come from Syria, followed by 21% from the horn of Africa (mostly Eritrea and Somalia). 77% (63,000) requests were approved but it differs greatly between different groups. Nearly two weeks into October 2015, a record figure of 86,223 asylum applications was reached.
Enjoy becoming America's Enemy #1 a year from now, Ms. 46-Natives-per-Refugee. :bahgawd:

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hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!

GreyjoyBastard posted:

What's wrong with skulls?

Don't the baddies wear skulls? I mean, why skulls?

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