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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Fuckin lol at the Australian of all places taking shots at loss making media outlets

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
"This is sharia law..." Nicholas Folkes in response to the banning of the Cronulla Riot memorial.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Birb Katter posted:

"This is sharia law..." Nicholas Folkes in response to the banning of the Cronulla Riot memorial.

What a stupid dickhead.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Birb Katter posted:

"This is sharia law..." Nicholas Folkes in response to the banning of the Cronulla Riot memorial.

sharia law
sha·ria often capitalized \shə-ˈrē-ə\
noun
1. thing I don't like

checks out

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

EXAKT Science posted:

What a stupid dickhead.

That statement could easily apply to most Australians.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
who the gently caress is nicholas folkes and why should anyone care

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Solemn Sloth posted:

who the gently caress is nicholas folkes and why should anyone care

According to Quack's definition, Sharia Law.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

sharia law
sha·ria often capitalized \shə-ˈrē-ə\
noun
1. thing I don't like

checks out

see also, leftie, communist.

Solemn Sloth posted:

who the gently caress is nicholas folkes and why should anyone care

Leader of one of the dickhead groups wanting to celebrate race riots, and because he often does amusingly stupid things.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Solemn Sloth posted:

who the gently caress is nicholas folkes and why should anyone care

He's this guy and he was the one trying to hold the anniversary riots that no one would give him a permit for.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Birb Katter posted:

He's this guy and he was the one trying to hold the anniversary riots that no one would give him a permit for.



Wow, he's an even longer string of poor decisions than I could have possibly imagined.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Where's the fedora

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

EXAKT Science posted:

Wow, he's an even longer string of poor decisions than I could have possibly imagined.

I prefer this photo:



Of his court appearance, two days ago.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Birb Katter posted:

He's this guy and he was the one trying to hold the anniversary riots that no one would give him a permit for.



woah the fifth doctor is looking really rough nowadays

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Zenithe posted:

I prefer this photo:



Of his court appearance, two days ago.

I bet he vapes.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

EXAKT Science posted:

I bet he vapes.
His own farts.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

They're still going ahead with the halal-free BBQ though.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
How appropriate is the 2GB logo there.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

open24hours posted:

They're still going ahead with the halal-free BBQ though.

There's pork in everything.

Even the water bottles.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

SynthOrange posted:

There's pork in everything.

Even the water bottles.

Don't forget petrol is halal.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
What do you suppose they'd do if they found out that suicide is haram?

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Who's the Kermit-looking dude?

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
Greg Hunt, Minister for the Environment

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Mr Chips posted:

Greg Hunt, Minister for the Environment

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

EXAKT Science posted:

Who's the Kermit-looking dude?

Greg Hunt, which is surprisingly not rhyming slang for "oval office".

He literally wrote a thesis on the implementation of an emissions trading scheme, so some people considered it a bit hypocritical that he was the environment minister for a government that tore down the ETS.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
I love Pope's caricatures so much.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahaha how have I never seen this one before.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Hahaha how have I never seen this one before.

It's from mid-2011, which might explain it. I found it on his twitter account when I was looking for how he'd previously caricatured Hunt.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
not sure if this is more appropriate for the Aus Universities thread or the IR slant makes it worth talking about here, but the VC @ Uni of WA has just come out and said the 200 professional and 100 academic staff will go next year. No details, no real rationale, just a big gently caress you. Going by the past few financial statements, the university is operating at comfortable annual surpluses, although he has recently internally criticised some academic disciplines generating less profit than MBAs for international students do.

What are the odds this is just an ambit claim and he'll back down to a more reasoned number?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Mr Chips posted:

not sure if this is more appropriate for the Aus Universities thread or the IR slant makes it worth talking about here, but the VC @ Uni of WA has just come out and said the 200 professional and 100 academic staff will go next year. No details, no real rationale, just a big gently caress you. Going by the past few financial statements, the university is operating at comfortable annual surpluses, although he has recently internally criticised some academic disciplines generating less profit than MBAs for international students do.

What are the odds this is just an ambit claim and he'll back down to a more reasoned number?

Given how the engineering dept. has been gutted in the last few years turning the whole degree into a bit of a joke it's probably true. UWA is the loving worst.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mr Chips posted:

not sure if this is more appropriate for the Aus Universities thread or the IR slant makes it worth talking about here, but the VC @ Uni of WA has just come out and said the 200 professional and 100 academic staff will go next year.

There's an Aus Universities thread?
Also, there is no room in Auspol for such racism, please keep it to yourself.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats what they get for driving out the climate center!

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
Yes, there's an Aus Unis thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3488602

I'm missing the joke, when did "industrial relations slant" become a racist term?

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Dec 11, 2015

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Wanted: Lecturer seeks help online to mark tertiary assignments

Students have long been able to cheat by buying their essays online but now, it seems, lecturers are getting in on the outsourcing act.

It appears that a lecturer from Port Melbourne has outsourced his academic marking through a global freelance website called Elance.

The lecturer, who refers to himself as "David", has paid $600 to a Brisbane-based media business, PrintBiz Media, for the marking of 140 3000-word assignments.

He provided a marking guide, or "rubric", and an assignment overview, and broke nearly every rule in the book on student privacy by offering to supply a "complete list of students" to the marker.

He requests the marker sign a confidentiality agreement, "as the assignments contain student intellectual property"..

"I am a lecturer at a university and need help marking assignments," he says in the advertisement posted a few months ago.

"There are 140 assignments in total, averaging about 15 pages in length and 3000 words of content. I am looking for someone to mark each assignment against the provided rubric as well as write some feedback for each student."

It is unclear which university the lecturer works for but it appears he teaches a subject in business.

It is not unusual for academics to seek a third party to grade their students' work. This is especially common with honours papers.

But in these cases, the assessors have been vetted and approved by the university.

The media business chosen to advertise for the marking job, Elance, specialises in copy writing, marketing, social media services, website design and academic writing, but it has no apparent skills or qualifications in teaching or marking, according to its website.

National Tertiary Education Union (NTEU) president Jeannie Rea said she was not aware of other examples of academics privately contracting markers but said she would not be surprised if some had resorted to such measures to deal with their increasing workload.

A recent NTEU report showed more than half of academics are working more than 50 hours a week.

"Universities have massively increased their number of students without any equivalent increase in staff," Ms Rea said.

"That people would try to find ways around their situation doesn't surprise me. I hope they wouldn't do it, as it is a breach of their students' privacy … I still think it is an unusual thing to happen."

Andrew Norton, a higher education policy expert with the Grattan Institute, said privately contracting a freelancer to mark an assignment was new territory.

"There is nothing intrinsically wrong with a third party marking essays … it could actually be better in some ways because it could remove any conflict of interest that might exist. But the issue for me here is an organisation who doesn't have any relevant qualifications or ability, is doing the marking.

"The process of engaging them was clearly wrong and this should be done through the university."

Most Australian universities do not outsource their marking to third party companies but a growing number of universities internationally are outsourcing grading, using businesses such Virtual-TA, MeritTrac and Blackboard.


http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/wanted-lecturers-seek-help-online-to-mark-their-tertiary-assignments-20151209-gljvy2.html#ixzz3twlyX85N

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Seems inevitable. You don't want to be paying professors, or even lecturers, to do that crap if you don't have to.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

open24hours posted:

Seems inevitable. You don't want to be paying professors, or even lecturers, to do that crap if you don't have to.

It's what you do when you run out of money to pay last year's honours students casual rates to mark exams and can't be hosed doing it yourself (or redoing the exam as a online multiple choice thingo that marks itself)

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Dec 11, 2015

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I heard of someone doing a data mining project who paid a guy in India like one cent per photo to go through thousands of them tagging things. I mean I know it's efficient or whatever, but goddamn. Union needs to get onto it before we're all out of a job.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
I'm going to start outsourcing my shitposting.

1 fart / shitpost is the going rate. HUFF AWAY.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

open24hours posted:

I heard of someone doing a data mining project who paid a guy in India like one cent per photo to go through thousands of them tagging things. I mean I know it's efficient or whatever, but goddamn. Union needs to get onto it before we're all out of a job.
Unis in the future will be rent seeking entities (they hold the local monopoly as degree granting institutions), run a few senior administrators and licensing courses from high profile US/UK institutions.

Research will be outsourced to the private sector.

Mr Chips fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Dec 11, 2015

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open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I'd really better get onto starting that market research firm.

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