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Dislike button posted:thursdays the night me and the boys from my mma gym like to get buckets of bud light and 50 cent wings 50c wings? big spender
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THC posted:the term "compounding interest" has negative associations in my mind
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Dec 11, 2015 00:49
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why would i buy garbage can liners when ive got all these bags i brought the groceries home in
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Dec 11, 2015 00:54
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huh turns out i don't need this $2 item, guess i'll run out to return it to the store
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Dec 11, 2015 02:20
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*drives 10 miles to a store to do a $2 price match guarantee*
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Dec 11, 2015 02:47
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its the principle of the thing
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Dec 11, 2015 02:49
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*drives 3 miles out of the way to get gasoline 5 cents cheaper*
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Dec 11, 2015 03:07
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yard salad posted:six crates of branded pint glasses from the local bar's pint night are my only glassware 
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Dec 11, 2015 03:13
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look, i know the manual says the car requires premium but that's part of the conspiracy between car companies and oil companies. regular gas is fine *ignores constant pinging*
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Dec 11, 2015 04:15
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I just updated the quote in my email signature
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Dec 11, 2015 04:23
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my email signature
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Dec 11, 2015 04:24
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maxe posted:my email signature Mine is NYSE: BAGL 
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Dec 11, 2015 04:24
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maxe posted:I just updated the quote in my email signature This message contains confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you must delete it immediately in accordance with US law.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:42
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 you're mother does not work here plase clean up your dishes
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Dec 11, 2015 05:48
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i have one or more utilities turned off for nonpayment
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Dec 11, 2015 16:24
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i shave with a $20 electric razor
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Dec 11, 2015 16:24
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i sign up for and forget to cancel automatic payments
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Dec 11, 2015 16:25
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i worry that people think im stealing when I leave a store without buying something
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Dec 11, 2015 16:25
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i dont eat breakfast
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Dec 11, 2015 16:26
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i dont like fruit because it doesn't taste like it's candy equivalent
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Dec 11, 2015 16:26
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*buys wife one pound hershey bar from target*
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Dec 11, 2015 16:27
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gotta jet a few minutes early to pick up some anniversary flowers at walmart
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Dec 11, 2015 16:28
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i get legitimately angry when people casually rib me
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Dec 11, 2015 16:29
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i threaten to fight men who i think are checking out my girlfriend
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Dec 11, 2015 16:30
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puts up sign saying that "THESE BAGELS ARE FOR FINANCE ONLY WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS TAKING THEM"
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Dec 11, 2015 16:33
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Cat Face Joe posted:i threaten to fight men who i think are checking out my girlfriend i fantasize about fighting these men but dont act
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Dec 11, 2015 16:33
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i am under six feet tall
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Dec 11, 2015 16:34
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under this fat it's all muscle bro! *slaps belly*
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Dec 11, 2015 16:35
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i instinctively do the penis formula in my head whenever i find out another man's shoe size
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Dec 11, 2015 16:35
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i post 7 figgy things in the 6 figgy thread because im 2 poor 2 know the diff
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Dec 11, 2015 16:59
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crusader_complex posted:why would i buy garbage can liners when ive got all these bags i brought the groceries home in i do not take out the garbage until there are flies circling the garbage corner of our kitchen where my 33 gallon drum of detritus exists, and i will never clean this area
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Dec 11, 2015 17:01
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it's payday... might treat myself to a new av, depending on how my bills look
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Dec 11, 2015 17:42
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forgot my phone & comcast bills were due this paycheck... guess it's good ol' windows icon for another month!
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Dec 11, 2015 17:49
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i know the shoe to penis size formula
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Dec 11, 2015 18:23
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i bought my lunch at a gas station and ate it in the gas station parking lot so nobody would know
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Dec 11, 2015 19:50
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i can tell what i've eaten in the past 24 hours by the look and/or smell of my most recent poo poo
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Dec 11, 2015 19:51
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I own 10 shares of pepsi
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Dec 11, 2015 20:44
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steam sales kill my wallet
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hey a fellow gamer. nice. the cake is a lie! haha. wanna have an argument about whether or not games are art?
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