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Sykic: Feb 9, 2004; Resist! Humanity demands it! Resist!

That exp

# ? Dec 11, 2015 03:26

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:56

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Sykic posted:

That exp

Other fun stats from that run:

Two thousand four hundred and one dead cops.

e: Only Santa Brings Gifts seems to require you to buy no assets. I'm pretty sure it counts asset spawns, not uses.

Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 03:38

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

grancheater posted:

Monthly side jobs coming along nicely

They can always blame murkywater now though.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 03:52

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

Geight posted:

Does the new heist go into perma assault like White XMas does?

Nope.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 04:31

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

I'm surprised OVERKILL didn't just use https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE in place of donacdum

but that means we wouldn't have gotten the best non-hot pursuit track in payday so nevermind!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 04:34

Lyrai: Jan 18, 2012

The concealment rating.

EDIT:

Minigun, RL, ICTV, and still rating of 3. :getin:

Lyrai fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 04:35

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lyrai posted:

The concealment rating.

EDIT:

Minigun, RL, ICTV, and still rating of 3.

Ninjas in socks wearing armor suits carrying rocket launchers and miniguns tiptoeing on carpet make

hm, about the same noise as you.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:10

TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

Lyrai posted:

The concealment rating.

EDIT:

Minigun, RL, ICTV, and still rating of 3.

Break stealth? No worries at all!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:47

Fellis: Feb 14, 2012; Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Lyrai posted:

The concealment rating.

EDIT:

Minigun, RL, ICTV, and still rating of 3.

GET YOUR LMG LOW BLOW FUN IN BEFORE THE HOTFIX :siren:

e: you can fit fart gun LMG/low blow ace/sneaky bastard ace and some quality of life skills into a build easily and use grinder

Fellis fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:52

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Again goonmod.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 05:55

Afraid of Audio: Oct 12, 2012; by exmarx

Klaus88 posted:

Again goonmod.

just force-load it until something breaks

# ? Dec 11, 2015 06:02

ClonedPickle: Apr 23, 2010

# ? Dec 11, 2015 06:39

Nehru the Damaja: May 20, 2005

Did 104 bags on ovk. No achievement. What the hell.

edit: Apparently it's set to only count presents (not bags from the safe event), and only down the chimneys. My squad got 98 presents and 2 toast down the chimney and then carried 4 out on our backs. No achievement.

Nehru the Damaja fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 06:59

Crabtree: Oct 17, 2012; ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!; Dinosaur Gum

Oh gently caress, I've been too distracted by dirt farming and anime robots to notice that a new heist is out yet again. I'm glad they're finally making another shotgun achievement.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 13:27

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The chopper safe isn't worth doing as it contains nothing but money.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 13:50

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

So what do the other time locks do? There's a door one that sets off a fire, I think.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 15:04

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Manuel Calavera posted:

So what do the other time locks do? There's a door one that sets off a fire, I think.

They're all traps that you can repeatedly activate. Use them to keep the heat down when you're moving bags. They've each got a three-minute cooldown IIRC.

Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 15:12

Crabtree: Oct 17, 2012; ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!; Dinosaur Gum

Oh so they've finally introduced environmental traps the player can use besides shooting exploding barrels?

# ? Dec 11, 2015 16:54

Kikas: Oct 30, 2012

Haven't played yet, but looking at the screenshots, this new map really makes me think of Killing Floor 1 and it's Santa's Workshop map.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:10

Psion: Dec 13, 2002; eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

oohhboy posted:

The chopper safe isn't worth doing as it contains nothing but money.

it should give you a Bodhi Safe/Drill :colbert:

# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:20

maswastaken: Nov 12, 2011

Nothing but toast when I did it.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:28

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Ut;s got randomized content like lab rats, and may be the basis for the upcoming xmas safe achievement. ATM it doesn't seem to do anything to nearby spawns, so I'm not sure it's fully implemented.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:37

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

Dr Cheeto posted:

They're all traps that you can repeatedly activate. Use them to keep the heat down when you're moving bags. They've each got a three-minute cooldown IIRC.

Next halloween map better take place at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Kikas posted:

Haven't played yet, but looking at the screenshots, this new map really makes me think of Killing Floor 1 and it's Santa's Workshop map.

same

# ? Dec 11, 2015 18:47

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Basticle posted:

Next halloween map better take place at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

The masks...the music...the influx of furry players...the RAGE...this needs to happen!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:22

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

At the very least someone needs to mod the dozers to look like the FNAF characters.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:26

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

The next heist ends with the gang donning some bust-rear end fursuits to blend in with a furry convention next to a bank.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:26

Laputanmachine: Oct 31, 2010; by Smythe

All that plus introducing the new bad dragon safe with more dildo guns!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:28

Afraid of Audio: Oct 12, 2012; by exmarx

Basticle posted:

At the very least someone needs to mod the dozers to look like the FNAF characters.

in fact no one should do this ever

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:29

isndl: May 2, 2012; I WON A CONTEST IN TG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CUSTOM TITLE

Teddybear posted:

The next heist ends with the gang donning some bust-rear end fursuits to blend in with a furry convention next to a bank.

So when they leave casing mode, do they put on the mask or take it off?

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:29

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Looking forward to finding that among the My Little Pony and anime girl mods on lastbullet

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:33

Literal Nazi Furry: Jan 27, 2008; Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.
I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Basticle posted:

At the very least someone needs to mod the dozers to look like the FNAF characters.

agreedo my main man *shoots you with a 10,000 damage rpg*

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:35

Crabtree: Oct 17, 2012; ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!; Dinosaur Gum

"It turns out one of the big wigs of MurkeyWater likes to gently caress people in animal suits and has exposed themselves in more ways than one by coming to D.C. We don't know what they're wearing so you're going to have to go in and find the right jerk in a costume. She's no use to us dead so just hold your nose and mingle until we can ID the right one. Extract her at all costs, but I'd advise you not to be photographed by the press in your new suits unless you want a whole lot of unwanted attention from the internet."

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:35

Stealthed Zombie: Dec 21, 2007; And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

isndl posted:

So when they leave casing mode, do they put on the mask or take it off?

They put their mask on over their fursona, duh.

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:39

isndl: May 2, 2012; I WON A CONTEST IN TG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CUSTOM TITLE

Stealthed Zombie posted:

They put their mask on over their fursona, duh.

Now introducing (fur)suit customization, for all your fursona personalization!

# ? Dec 11, 2015 19:57

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

isndl posted:

So when they leave casing mode, do they put on the mask or take it off?

Putting the mask on instantly crushes your skull, so...

Crabtree posted:

"It turns out one of the big wigs of MurkeyWater likes to gently caress people in animal suits and has exposed themselves in more ways than one by coming to D.C. We don't know what they're wearing so you're going to have to go in and find the right jerk in a costume. She's no use to us dead so just hold your nose and mingle until we can ID the right one. Extract her at all costs, but I'd advise you not to be photographed by the press in your new suits unless you want a whole lot of unwanted attention from the internet."

I hate that a largely complete heist design sprung to mind upon reading this. It could actually use the Golden Grin, now that I think of it.
The Fur and Loathing Heist-
"I've gotten word that the Murkywater CFO is attending some sort of high-end costume party in vegas this halloween. This is an exclusive party- tight security, weird costumes, lots of criminal behavior. We're going to sneak in as guests, kidnap the CFO, and drain some specific Murkywater accounts. That should bankrupt their cyberwarfare division and get us out form under Locke's thumb."

"Ok, we're in. You can go ahead and mask up, but don't draw your weapons- as long as you don't get too close, security will think you're just normal partygoers."
Now, aside from a general info, we don't know a lot about the target. This guy or girl is supposedly wearing some kind of animal costume, but that...doesn't narrow it down as much as I'd hoped. They'll have an entourage- look for bodyguards, track their movement. You may also be able to find clues somewhere about what kind of costume they're wearing.
"Ok, that's him[/her]. Man, what a weirdo. Now that we've identified them, we need to separate him[/her] from their escort in order to get their account codes. Let's see what info we can dig up. see if you can figure out a way to get them alone. Maybe there's info on what them on the hotel server."
"Ah...jeez. OK, this is gonna get...unpleasant. This guy[/lady] has some...specific tastes. Of the cartoon animal persuasion. OK, I have a plan, but you're not going to like it. Keep your distance for now. I'm sending you something via a dumbwaiter- I've marked it for you. First step is to dose their drink."
"Great. So, um...that thing you put in their glass- it's not an emetic, it's spanish fly. I'm sorry, but there's no other way! First, look around for clues about what kind of costume you should wear, then one of you needs to go to the storage closet and...gear up. Careful- those things are heavy and visibility is limited. You don't want a guard to notice you're packing underneath all that...stuff. I've left a bottle of sanitizer with the gear- you're going to want to pick it up first."
[BTW, very small chance the CFO's fetish is getting robbed by the payday gang, in which case you can either go get a giant foam heister mask, or you can just use your normal heisting gear.]
"Are you ready? Try to ignore where that thing's been. Get the CFO alone, tie them down and get the codes. You can take a long, cleansing shower when you get back to the safehouse."
"Next, we'll need to get some ropes to- oh. They. Um. They already had that in their hotel room. Um, great."
Now shout at them to get the codes. Don't worry about being loud, based on what we've seen so far I'm guessing they'll think it's...recreational shouting."
[a bunch of randomized events and hazards while you get the codes and the hack runs- room service, a manager received complaints, phone call for the target, etc]
"OK, time to get out of there. Head back to the supply room to get out of that thing. I'm still not sure that creep ever realized we were actually robbing them!"

Loud would be a bit like undercover, but with gun-wielding enemy Kawaii dozers and a lot of extra-weird costumes on civilians and police.

Jokes aside, I'd really like payday 2 to avoid any kind of sexual topic, even portrayed humorously. I just don't trust the community with it.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 11, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2015 22:06

Kikas: Oct 30, 2012

Discendo Vox posted:

Putting the mask on instantly crushes your skull, so...

I hate that a largely complete heist design sprung to mind upon reading this. It could actually use the Golden Grin, now that I think of it.
The Fur and Loathing Heist-
"I've gotten word that the Murkywater CFO is attending some sort of high-end costume party in vegas this halloween. This is an exclusive party- tight security, weird costumes, lots of criminal behavior. We're going to sneak in as guests, kidnap the CFO, and drain some specific Murkywater accounts. That should bankrupt their cyberwarfare division and get us out form under Locke's thumb."

"Ok, we're in. You can go ahead and mask up, but don't draw your weapons- as long as you don't get too close, security will think you're just normal partygoers."

Now, aside from a general info, we don't know a lot about the target. This guy or girl is supposedly wearing some kind of animal costume, but that...doesn't narrow it down as much as I'd hoped. They'll have an entourage- look for bodyguards, track their movement. You may also be able to find clues somewhere about what kind of costume they're wearing.

"Ok, that's him[/her]. Man, what a weirdo. Now that we've identified them, we need to separate him[/her] from their escort in order to get their account codes. Let's see what info we can dig up. see if you can figure out a way to get them alone. Maybe there's info on what them on the hotel server."

"Ah...jeez. OK, this is gonna get...unpleasant. This guy[/lady] has some...specific tastes. Of the cartoon animal persuasion. OK, I have a plan, but you're not going to like it. Keep your distance for now. I'm sending you something via a dumbwaiter- I've marked it for you. First step is to dose their drink."

"Great. So, um...that thing you put in their glass- it's not an emetic, it's spanish fly. I'm sorry, but there's no other way! First, look around for clues about what kind of costume you should wear, then one of you needs to go to the storage closet and...gear up. Careful- those things are heavy and visibility is limited. You don't want a guard to notice you're packing underneath all that...stuff. I've left a bottle of sanitizer with the gear- you're going to want to pick it up first."

[BTW, very small chance the CFO's fetish is getting robbed by the payday gang, in which case you can either go get a giant foam heister mask, or you can just use your normal heisting gear.]

"Are you ready? Try to ignore where that thing's been. Get the CFO alone, tie them down and get the codes. You can take a long, cleansing shower when you get back to the safehouse."

"Next, we'll need to get some ropes to- oh. They. Um. They already had that in their hotel room. Um, great."

Now shout at them to get the codes. Don't worry about being loud, based on what we've seen so far I'm guessing they'll think it's...recreational shouting."

[a bunch of randomized events and hazards while you get the codes and the hack runs- room service, a manager received complaints, phone call for the target, etc]

"OK, time to get out of there. Head back to the supply room to get out of that thing. I'm still not sure that creep ever realized we were actually robbing them!"

Loud would be a bit like undercover, but with gun-wielding enemy Kawaii dozers and a lot of extra-weird costumes on civilians and police.

Jokes aside, I'd really like payday 2 to avoid any kind of sexual topic, even portrayed humorously. I just don't trust the community with it.

I think that the majority of the community would just pick up the Flamethrowers and bust stealth instantly, burning all civilians at sight. Cause this is the Payday 2 community we're talkign about, not the most inclusive of communities.

What I want to say is: what's your plan for loud?

# ? Dec 11, 2015 22:39

Afraid of Audio: Oct 12, 2012; by exmarx

hate

# ? Dec 11, 2015 23:07

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Afraid of Audio posted:

hate

Wait until you see the melee weapon concepts I've drafted :wink:

# ? Dec 11, 2015 23:17

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Kikas posted:

I think that the majority of the community would just pick up the Flamethrowers and bust stealth instantly, burning all civilians at sight. Cause this is the Payday 2 community we're talkign about, not the most inclusive of communities.

I would be OK with this as an achievement, at least for burning all the guards. I'm not one to promote generalized...ugh..."fursecution".

Let me see what I can come up with for loud. All of this is simplified, it's not Death Vox Canon.

1) Get to the CFO. Their guards will hustle them to a safe location, which will probably be the security room.
2) Tie them down and lead them to a place you can interrogate them. This will be in the middle of the casino, near where the car was displayed, a nice well-lit area, for a specific reason.
3) You're streaming this to the internet- the driver kicked a bag containing a camera out of theand you're streaming it to the internet.
3) Re-activate the connection- This will involve defending a hack in the server room or maybe the security room.
4) Let's say an undercover-style interrogation- 3 hacks, each preceded by spamming shouting at the CFO and maybe hitting them. You need to keep the lights on so you can film the CFO and keep the hack running, requiring running parallel defenses in a bunch of locations and fixing things based on random powerbox and circuitbox locations.
5) Get the server and get out. Escape is back out front.

Opposition will include Bobblehead Kawaii Dozers and a number of plainclothes (furry) guards wearing fursuits that are wearing police gear. These enemies are unusually well-protected- extra health, and the Bobbledozers can't have their armor knocked off. Also, of course, murkywater attacks, including helicopter insertions through the skylight.

Bonus loot:
Drugs of different sorts and cash will be available in various hotel rooms. The rooms can be C4'd, or you can use keycards by tying down or killing civilians. This can also be done in stealth.
The vault can be opened loud or in stealth by running a really long set of separate steps, including a hack in the security room and finding keycards. These objectives will not be marked. The vault will contain some money, but much less than Golden Grin. The Dentist's Loot location will be empty.

Achievements:
A Cleansing Fire: Eliminate all the plainclothes guards with fire weapons.
What Happens in Vegas: Complete the Fur and Loathing Heist in stealth.
Also lmao: Defeat a Bobbledozer exclusively using melee damage.
Never Again: Complete the Fur and Loathing Heist on Deathwish.
Reputation Ruined: Complete the Fur and Loathing Heist by filming the CFO while all four players are wearing costumes.(this effectively means you need to get halfway through in stealth, then complete it loud after the "gear up" step, meaning restricted speed and FoV for all players.)
Stealing the Fillings: On overkill and above, empty the Golden Grin. Again. (This requires securing all loot possible.)

# ? Dec 11, 2015 23:44

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:56

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Discendo Vox posted:

-The longest puking known to mankind-

I never knew there was a thing worse than death vox

Dr Cheeto posted:

Wait until you see the melee weapon concepts I've drafted

Oh, it's a Saints Row crossover where we get a dildo bat?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 00:14

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