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The Sheriff Jake posted:Security Forces motto
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When general Casey came out to our AO in Kandahar he had a security detachment made up of random weirdos from all across the military. We had the Air Force security forces guy in our Stryker, our first sergeant made fun of him mercilessly and he got all super butt hurt being called out on trying to say he did the same job we did.
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Dec 4, 2015 02:07
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Mike-o posted:When general Casey came out to our AO in Kandahar he had a security detachment made up of random weirdos from all across the military. We had the Air Force security forces guy in our Stryker, our first sergeant made fun of him mercilessly and he got all super butt hurt being called out on trying to say he did the same job we did. He was a worthless government welfare queen just like the rest of you.
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Dec 4, 2015 02:59
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gently caress off and suck my loving dick from the back
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Dec 4, 2015 08:15
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I have an upcoming WINGMAN DAY I'm expected to participate in (and get everyone who works for me to) despite telling the commander that we are about to be on 12 hour shifts from no manning, and no, we can't just close up shop planes are still flying. So basically a normal Thursday.
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Dec 4, 2015 08:21
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smertrioslol posted:I have an upcoming WINGMAN DAY I'm expected to participate in (and get everyone who works for me to) despite telling the commander that we are about to be on 12 hour shifts from no manning, and no, we can't just close up shop planes are still flying. I tried to blame a delay on the WG/CCC when he showed up to a maintenance crew at a jet for a meet and greet and delayed an active mission but they wouldn't let me. IDK why we keep letting people do stupid rear end wing closure for training days and stuff when all it does is pile the workload up a little higher. Not that its my problem any more 
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Dec 4, 2015 12:08
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Larry Parrish posted:I tried to blame a delay on the WG/CCC when he showed up to a maintenance crew at a jet for a meet and greet and delayed an active mission but they wouldn't let me. IDK why we keep letting people do stupid rear end wing closure for training days and stuff when all it does is pile the workload up a little higher. Not that its my problem any more Because people in admin positions can easily just shut down whenever they want. They don't have a mission, they just do paperwork. All those forms and poo poo will still be there at 8am tomorrow.
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Dec 5, 2015 03:27
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Cojawfee posted:Because people in admin positions can easily just shut down whenever they want. They don't have a mission, they just do paperwork. All those forms and poo poo will still be there at 8am tomorrow. Say this specifically about AFPC and you will probably have an O-6 calling your commander demanding an apology.
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Dec 5, 2015 03:33
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Dead Reckoning posted:I always thought it was either *yawn* or "Just as good as Army Infantry, really!" something something road head I MEAN I DROPPED MY CELL PHONE ON THE FLOOR something something put a cop car underneath an F-15 (Shim knows what I'm talking about, pretty sure he was actually at the 33rd when that went down) smertrioslol posted:I have an upcoming WINGMAN DAY I'm expected to participate in (and get everyone who works for me to) despite telling the commander that we are about to be on 12 hour shifts from no manning, and no, we can't just close up shop planes are still flying. Let me tell you about the time I had to drive 30 minutes to work, then drive 45 minutes down to Vegas for a WINGMAN DAY, and then drive 45 minutes from the WINGMAN DAY back to work. Derek Dominoe posted:Say this specifically about AFPC and you will probably have an O-6 calling your commander demanding an apology. Let me tell you about the time I had to write letters of apology to multiple O-6s (including two at AFPC) for posting something on the internet that severely disparaged the competence of the hard-working professionals at the Air Force Personnel Center Btw I was an AFROTC cadet at the time which somehow makes it even funnier AFPC literally spends time googling themselves and then sends out nasty-grams if they can find out whoever said mean things about them, not making that up in the slightest. It actually explains a lot about their operation when you think about it.
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Dec 5, 2015 06:34
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Dec 5, 2015 06:37
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The dude commented on JQP's page with the backstory... quote:I saw that an image could be uploaded and thought, what the hell...and loaded up a random cat pic. I started laughing and another NCO came over to see what I was laughing at, and she started laughing. So, since I am retiring, why not submit it? So I did. I went to my Supt and told him, we verified that it wasn't against the rules to do that, and he knew this was going to be my last EPR, and it was already late...so he laughed as he sent it up. loving 
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Dec 5, 2015 06:51
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iyaayas01 posted:Let me tell you about the time I had to write letters of apology to multiple O-6s (including two at AFPC) for posting something on the internet that severely disparaged the competence of the hard-working professionals at the Air Force Personnel Center Importance: High
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Dec 5, 2015 07:39
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Dead Reckoning posted:Same, except it was for telling the motivational speaker the group exec had booked that he was insulting and awful.
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Dec 5, 2015 16:12
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Speechwriters can be pretty chill, surprisingly. I think there's a degree of self awareness of the bullshit they're asked to peddle; at least that's the impression I got from talking to Gen Hyten's.
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Dec 5, 2015 16:31
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Our change of command went well. Old commander showed up at last minute without his family. Then left right away without shaking any hands, leaving behind his retirement picture that we'd all signed.
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Dec 5, 2015 17:04
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Casimir Radon posted:Our change of command went well. Old commander showed up at last minute without his family. Then left right away without shaking any hands, leaving behind his retirement picture that we'd all signed. ! http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/11/outgoing-company-commander-hate/
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Dec 5, 2015 17:29
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He's not going to get any cake now. We buy the worst loving picture frames for these things. They come apart in 4 pieces, and you can't put it together on your own. So we finished getting it together and a couple jokers come by and say that they didn't get a chance to sign it even though it's been sitting around for a month. Optional joke entries nobody had the balls to put. Nickelodeon and chill -[Child molester we used to work with] Bush did 9/11! Bitches lie and will spermjack you! -[Guy who had a breakdown and left] Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Dec 5, 2015 |
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Dec 5, 2015 17:39
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Dead Reckoning posted:I always thought it was either *yawn* or "Just as good as Army Infantry, really!" The yawn is right up there. Mike-o posted:When general Casey came out to our AO in Kandahar he had a security detachment made up of random weirdos from all across the military. We had the Air Force security forces guy in our Stryker, our first sergeant made fun of him mercilessly and he got all super butt hurt being called out on trying to say he did the same job we did. 
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Dec 5, 2015 23:43
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iyaayas01 posted:something something road head I MEAN I DROPPED MY CELL PHONE ON THE FLOOR something something put a cop car underneath an F-15 Yeah she was def blowing the driver. gently caress Flankers, Security Forces, (gently caress you I'm not saying SF and perpetuating that unfortunate false ego boost) cop cars and the U.S. army have more Eagle kills than Flankers.  Then again nobody kills a Blackhawk like an Eagle.  Love how they tried scape goating Intel if all folks. Inadequate threat visual training my 100% non oriental rear end.  Cocks.:bigtran:
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Dec 6, 2015 03:16
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:
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Dec 6, 2015 03:38
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Then again nobody kills a Blackhawk like an Eagle. heyoooo
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Dec 6, 2015 04:24
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Hornets, too. And Harriers.
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Dec 6, 2015 05:08
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Yeah she was def blowing the driver. Well they gotta let us kill something besides our careers and faith in leadership, right?
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Dec 6, 2015 16:45
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So...what's up guys? Anything new? It's like so many drat people got out that only like 25% of the people who post here are actually still around to complain about petty AF poo poo.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:29
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I got out so that makes like 3 people who are even in at all.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:34
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I'm going to OTS in about a month, so I guess that's a thing. I had 4 years left on my guard contract, so I might as well get paid a bit more and actually use my civil engineering degree on drill weekends. And I think 25% might be a little generous too...
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Dec 11, 2015 12:24
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Rekinom posted:So...what's up guys? Anything new?
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Dec 11, 2015 13:47
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Well as for petty AF poo poo, lol @ the neverending AF910 issues
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Dec 11, 2015 13:57
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pkells posted:I'm going to OTS in about a month, so I guess that's a thing. I had 4 years left on my guard contract, so I might as well get paid a bit more and actually use my civil engineering degree on drill weekends. That's a good one, drill weekends around here consist of 8 hours of sexual assualt, cbts and medical appointments.
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Dec 11, 2015 14:11
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Rekinom posted:So...what's up guys? Anything new? Please shoot me in the head if after I get out of the AF I'm making intricate and spergy posts about USAF manning minutiae
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Dec 11, 2015 14:52
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I follow along because if the IRR chair gets his way I'm probably hosed, and because I've got a few friends who are still in, and it's fun to read JQP's take on things and laugh at such a broken organization.
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Dec 11, 2015 16:49
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So my sister is commissioning into the Air Force as a JAG and just got her orders to Malmstrom AFB. Is that place as hilariously awful as I think it is?
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Dec 11, 2015 22:53
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If you're a fan of cities, amenities, and civilization, yeah. Kinda. If she's into horses and big sky poo poo, it might not be a bad thing.
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Dec 11, 2015 23:31
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Dominoes posted:Going to stay in for another 2-3 years. It's a little depressing to me that you probably graduated HS, went to college, finished, became an officer after that, and will have served out your entire nav commitment, and will still be able to get out a few months before I do. Also, Malmstrom has nice nature scenery in the non-winter months when the weather is nicer. But, it's not the base location that will drive your sister to eat a bullet, it's the terrible base leadership.
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Dec 11, 2015 23:32
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Rekinom posted:So...what's up guys? Anything new? I'm still in, but right now things are pretty chill so there's nothing to complain about.
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Dec 11, 2015 23:50
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Shalhavet posted:I'm still in, but right now things are pretty chill so there's nothing to complain about. Same here basically. All of the standard AF stupidity that I encounter on a regular basis has already been discussed multiple times in this thread anyways.
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Dec 12, 2015 00:04
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 Great. Cojawfee posted:Because people in admin positions can easily just shut down whenever they want. They don't have a mission, they just do paperwork. All those forms and poo poo will still be there at 8am tomorrow. hosed up if true lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Dec 12, 2015 00:23
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Rekinom posted:It's a little depressing to me that you probably graduated HS, went to college, finished, became an officer after that, and will have served out your entire nav commitment, and will still be able to get out a few months before I do. I'm already done with my entire nav commitment  I'm staying on because they keep sending me to nice placesedit: and i joined after you registered for these forums
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Dec 12, 2015 01:01
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Today was even dumber than usual. One of the fine NCOs in my squadron came across a page from a Mad-Libs book - it was a fake complaint report - and thought it was an actual locally generated fill-in-the-blanks complaint form. He then tried to write an LOC for an airman whose name appeared on the page. It was basically: "Airing of Grievance Report To (A1C xxxxxxxxxxxx), From (T-Pain) Your act of (reckless driving) was particularly (shameful). It makes me feel (cheapened) when you (embarass me in front of other NCOs). Please correct this deficiency immediately. That will make the situation (2) times better. Thank you." From what I understand, he legit didn't realize it was a joke, and had to be talked out of the LOC by a MSgt. Why can't we go back to the Air Force of old, when we had our priorities straight? 
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PRESIDENT GOKU posted:
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