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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

quote:

If you are left wondering as to why such a taboo went unnoticed under the Japanese jurisdiction’s scanner, it’s because the act of cannibalism isn’t illegal in Japan.













Oh.

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Don't take that attitude. Try a little, and if you don't like it then you don't have to eat anymore. First broccoli, now human penis, you are such a fussy eater.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Indolent Bastard posted:

Don't take that attitude. Try a little, and if you don't like it then you don't have to eat anymore. First broccoli, now human penis, you are such a fussy eater.

I dunno, I already enjoy the taste of vagina, I'd try a little penis.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

vaginae are gross

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Panniculus Rift posted:

vaginae are gross

more for me! :yum:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
They're filled with mucous it's seriously gross up there.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

XMNN posted:

They're filled with mucous it's seriously gross up there.

That's most of the human body though. We're pretty terribly put together and full of gross fluids and slime.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
True, but I've never had someone else's nose snot clog up the nozzle on the aspirator and then dangle pendulously for a moment before ending up on my gloves. It was cold and slimy and I was scarred for life.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Thin Privilege posted:

This reminds me of the Japanese guy who cut off his genitals and served them as dinner.


The following link has pics of the final product, looks relatively like normal food (no full pics of dicks or balls, it's all cut up already):

http://www.theplaidzebra.com/man-cooked-and-served-his-genitals/


BON APPETIT!
\


Ha, "Eat a dick."

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Thin Privilege posted:

This reminds me of the Japanese guy who cut off his genitals and served them as dinner.


The following link has pics of the final product, looks relatively like normal food (no full pics of dicks or balls, it's all cut up already):

http://www.theplaidzebra.com/man-cooked-and-served-his-genitals/


BON APPETIT!
\


I feel like I should crosspost to the anti-food porn thread since they didn't even remove the hair from the balls before cooking.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

I dunno, I already enjoy the taste of vagina, I'd try a little penis.

:nws: It's a delicacy. :nws:

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd try a little penis.

-My girlfriend

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

XMNN posted:

True, but I've never had someone else's nose snot clog up the nozzle on the aspirator and then dangle pendulously for a moment before ending up on my gloves. It was cold and slimy and I was scarred for life.

I'm hoping this story ends with "...and that was the day I abandoned all hope of being a medical professional."

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

oh dope posted:

-My girlfriend

No wonder she's with you. :smug:

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT
Too gross thread, too gross :barf:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

bradzilla posted:

No wonder she's with you. :smug:

:thejoke:

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




This thread turned into a sausage fest and not the kind my mom likes to visit on weekends.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?




(a single post is not by him)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fathis Munk posted:





(a single post is not by him)

Its almost impressive that a public site has those numbers. Not even spam bots want to post there.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scroto Baggins posted:

This thread turned into a sausage fest and not the kind my mom likes to visit on weekends.



"imagine your exposure

to hepatitis"

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


It's been a while since an image made me physically recoil, thanks.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

What the gently caress is wrong with that country?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with that country?

Maybe it's one of those situations that there is no law for it because there is no need for a law. Or was no need.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Dogfish posted:

I'm hoping this story ends with "...and that was the day I abandoned all hope of being a medical professional."
Yeah, I'm not planning on making a career in cytology.

Bits of people floating in jars don't really bother me, but that was disgusting.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Birb Katter posted:

Maybe it's one of those situations that there is no law for it because there is no need for a law. Or was no need.

Or more likely you typically can't commit cannibalism without breaking some other law. Think about it; how many living, breathing people are perfectly willing to have other people eat parts of them?

It's more likely that cannibalism happened after a murder, and assault, or theft of a corpse. Preventing and punishing those things leads to less cannibalism.

That and, you know, these days people don't run around eating each other most of the time.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Or more likely you typically can't commit cannibalism without breaking some other law. Think about it; how many living, breathing people are perfectly willing to have other people eat parts of them?

It's more likely that cannibalism happened after a murder, and assault, or theft of a corpse. Preventing and punishing those things leads to less cannibalism.

That and, you know, these days people don't run around eating each other most of the time.

Well...

quote:

Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed."[2] Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.[3][4] The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis and the two men attempting to eat the penis together before Brandes's ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Shayu posted:

English people are not scary, I don't think I could be intimidated by an English person. As soon as they speak I feel unthreatened.
Oh, really?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

"I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG!"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Filed under: poo poo I hope is STDH



e: besides the fedora, this is exactly like a guy I used to work with. He used to wear those shoes with individual toes and after I quit, he started asking me out on a regular basis. He was married. AWESOME~

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Tardcore posted:

"I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG!"
Not unless Sonic gets a job as a warder.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Every time I read this thread, I spend 5 hours obsessively cleaning.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tardcore posted:

"I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG!"

He'd get the hedgehog by stripping naked, covering himself in butter, and beating the everloving poo poo outta him.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Holy poo poo I just went to the video for that
Top Comment:

SassySausage posted:

Even though cum is meant to be eaten fresh and not cooked, there are steps one can take to ensure the tastiest cum omelette (none of which occured in the video which is why she found it disgusting) 1) Collect cum from athletic, healthy young men 2) Ensure cum is thick and white for good consistency 3) Use butter/oil when cooking 4) Make sure fully cooked (not watery, don't overcook) 5) Pepper to taste (salt not really necessary unless cum was sweet)
and the reply

TRANCEAVB posted:

Often I make meals with sperm and I fully agree with that. Sperm treated properly seasoned and very tasty. Very important they are also sperm donor.
(Trance's avatar is a butt with cum on it, so....)

Absolutely none of that reads "ironic" or "jk" to me

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

Filed under: poo poo I hope is STDH



e: besides the fedora, this is exactly like a guy I used to work with. He used to wear those shoes with individual toes and after I quit, he started asking me out on a regular basis. He was married. AWESOME~

Wait you are a female raccoon or a boy raccoon and he was just trying for the down low or was he in an open-trashcan relationship. I cant keep track of these things.

One thing is for certain. Individual toe shoes are awful.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Postal Parcel posted:

Holy poo poo I just went to the video for that
Top Comment:

and the reply

(Trance's avatar is a butt with cum on it, so....)

Absolutely none of that reads "ironic" or "jk" to me

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Dec 12, 2015

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9SBpmgXSLk

Dicks, dicks everywhere.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Clicked expecting lots of dicks, got some lame pattern recognition idiot who doesn't understand that the human mind is just conditioned to see patterns.

This is just awesome but if there are dicks everywhere you should be punching them. So have the song Punching Dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhVN-yA11Pg

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

cash crab posted:

Filed under: poo poo I hope is STDH



e: besides the fedora, this is exactly like a guy I used to work with. He used to wear those shoes with individual toes and after I quit, he started asking me out on a regular basis. He was married. AWESOME~

I can only hope this is STDH. Isn't there enough evidence that this sort of this does not work?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
But that's just because all females are loving superficial slut whores who can't recognize how much of a gentleman he is.

Just wait until he meets his demure dream girl.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

cash crab posted:

Filed under: poo poo I hope is STDH



e: besides the fedora, this is exactly like a guy I used to work with. He used to wear those shoes with individual toes and after I quit, he started asking me out on a regular basis. He was married. AWESOME~

Stop posting STDH, there's a thread for that. I mean there's no way he was married, right?

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