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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mans posted:

the reason the americans and the soviet didn't start wasting comical amounts of resources to mass produce barely working jets and assault rifles was due to the fact that in a WW2 scenario you need good, pratical poo poo, not finicky princess gear that's tremendously expensive and has a very high chance of not working as soon as it's off the assembly line.

the soviets and the british were tooling around with jet fighters in 1941, they put it to the sidelines because it wouldn't be a pratical thing at the time

anyway

http://imgur.com/gallery/3dldHyV

Snitches get stitches.

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walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

http://imgur.com/gallery/I3uEsMC

(gif of a black guy hitting a full-court basketball shot)

third comment posted:

It's just too bad his dad wasn't there to see it

That poo poo has 482 points at the time of this writing. It was the second-most popular comment when I saw it earlier, but had dropped to third by the time I was able to post it. Nice one, imgur.

edit: About twenty comments on that gem, only two of which take any issue with either the lack of originality or the blatant loving racism. Of course those reasonable people are mixed in with the same people who still think "Joke so dark it only counts as 3/5 of a joke" is a funny original comment. Christ.

walrusman has a new favorite as of 06:13 on Dec 10, 2015

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

http://imgur.com/gallery/hABCMCo

How many comments can you get through before you physically cringe?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/hABCMCo

How many comments can you get through before you physically cringe?

First ones a pg generic topic-related jerk off joke which is whatever, second one literally says "I recognize the second female in this clip" which is creepy as poo poo. I want to challenge the people who substitute female for woman to try to make a phrase like that sound natural when someone says it out loud

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Cause you're either gonna sound like Quark from star trek or a Gor master. Odds are closer to the former but either way you're a gross self-loathing loser

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

kazil posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/hABCMCo

How many comments can you get through before you physically cringe?

Title alone was enough for me to close the window.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

kazil posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/hABCMCo

How many comments can you get through before you physically cringe?

50% of the comments are "LOL I refer to masturbating to porn as 'science' because I never actually understood what the 'for science' joke actually meant, also I have no life outside of this website and need upvotes as validation for my existence in this universe so please upvote my lovely reference to a lovely joke from 10 years ago"

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Who wants more casual Reddit racism? The quoted poo poo are the top loving comments.
http://i.imgur.com/A1iHlcx.webm

quote:

AlbinoRhino53
So it's not just black labs who eat that stuff?

http://i.imgur.com/lz846YR.webm

quote:

reammeupscotty
Always gotta be a black guy who runs off the scene.

And this

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



But Africans have a higher incidence of resistance to malaria than most other groups.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah that makes no sense at all. Malaria wrecked our poo poo before we managed to impose better hygiene and stopped living in swamps (mostly).

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
It also doesn't work for the Pokemon comparison because the Dark more directly translates from Japanese as 'Evil-type', and most of the Dark moves are dirty fighting. Bugs are good against Dark because they're intrinsically gross, and don't behave in a way that dirty fighting can do anything about.
:goonsay:

I'd say 'this guy's both racist and stupid', but I think the former implies the latter.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Aesop Poprock posted:

First ones a pg generic topic-related jerk off joke which is whatever, second one literally says "I recognize the second female in this clip" which is creepy as poo poo. I want to challenge the people who substitute female for woman to try to make a phrase like that sound natural when someone says it out loud

I was at an alumni event for my university recently and a 50-something weird dude kept referring to women as "females." It's amazing how clearly that sends up a "something isn't quite right here" flag.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

walrusman posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/I3uEsMC

(gif of a black guy hitting a full-court basketball shot)


That poo poo has 482 points at the time of this writing. It was the second-most popular comment when I saw it earlier, but had dropped to third by the time I was able to post it. Nice one, imgur.

edit: About twenty comments on that gem, only two of which take any issue with either the lack of originality or the blatant loving racism. Of course those reasonable people are mixed in with the same people who still think "Joke so dark it only counts as 3/5 of a joke" is a funny original comment. Christ.

Seriously, rehashing ancient catchphrases and memes are so wildly popular, whoever makes them first get upvoted to heaven. I wish I could switch off the part of my brain that can't just look at funny pictures, but have to also read comments.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

mng posted:

Seriously, rehashing ancient catchphrases and memes are so wildly popular, whoever makes them first get upvoted to heaven. I wish I could switch off the part of my brain that can't just look at funny pictures, but have to also read comments.

I know this opinion is unpopular and will die in user sub, but I agree with you.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
You should put that phrase on an unpopular opinion puffin and see how far it goes.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Plan Z posted:

I know this opinion is unpopular and will die in user sub, but I agree with you.

+ 1

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://imgur.com/gallery/3n0lJ8A

Guys help, I can't fight all these FEMINIST STRAWMEN on my own!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I need feminism because otherwise I'll be swept away by menstrual flow.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Sorry, bro, no woman will be impressed when your printer is running out of ink.

Also your name is fartrape.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Guys, I ordered some l-arganine and zinc and I've been taking it for about a week, and there is definitely something weird happening with my genitals.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


RareAcumen posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/3n0lJ8A

Guys help, I can't fight all these FEMINIST STRAWMEN on my own!

logan2043099 posted:

16 points : 10 hours ago

its not really a strawman more like a parody of all the "I need Feminism" pictures based off Tumblr. learn to take a joke or two ya whore.


Oh, imgur.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

twoday posted:

Guys, I ordered some l-arganine and zinc and I've been taking it for about a week, and there is definitely something weird happening with my genitals.

:frogon:

e: Idiots on Imgur: learn to take a joke or two ya whore

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Haha that guy

http://m.imgur.com/user/logan2043099

quote:

Huge shitposter, I post logic to gently caress with these fags that rely on emotion.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.



'Beep boop I am a sperg who doesn't understand human interaction but a cool ironic sperg'

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's sad how many people don't understand that logic doesn't mean poo poo when you start with bad assumptions.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

quote:

I know how you feel my gf dumped me over the phone a week before we were supposed to move in together. gently caress that girl.

I hope this happened so bad.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

It's sad how many people don't understand that logic doesn't mean poo poo when you start with bad assumptions.

Also how they think emotions are inferior and worthless.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Eponine posted:

I hope this happened so bad.

It sure would go a long way towards explaining things.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



subpar anachronism posted:

It sure would go a long way towards explaining things.



Yeah, it's gross how even abusive men are more likely to get the children over the mother when they fight for it.

Oops I think I hosed up. Uhh something something feminists literally want to cut our dicks off!

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
edit: oops?

joedevola has a new favorite as of 18:48 on Dec 12, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

many johnnys posted:

I always thought this one was funny







It's better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wow those artifacts.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
From tumblr, to 9gag, to imgur.

Also that's loving retarded.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow those artifacts.


jesus

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
double post

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Fathis Munk posted:

Wow those artifacts.


Dont know this style of text layout is called but I hate it and will quit the internet if it becomes universal.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

bongwizzard posted:

Dont know this style of text layout is called but I hate it and will quit the internet if it becomes universal.

tumblr

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

bongwizzard posted:

Dont know this style of text layout is called but I hate it and will quit the internet if it becomes universal.

Nesting quotes and that illustrates pretty well while they're not allowed here (though I think they used to be).


I think it should be legal for me to date rape people, geez guys

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Sober drivers aren't responsible for accidents?

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Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


bongwizzard posted:

Dont know this style of text layout is called but I hate it and will quit the internet if it becomes universal.

Good news tumblr did away with that in favor of the stack of comments style the rest of the free world uses.

And there were a lot of people who were seriously upset about this because apparently arranging replies in a readable manner is trying to be just like Facebook.

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