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I'll just take this house image off of a real-estate site, no one will notice. http://www.westcoasthomes.net/new_homes.htm
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p sure that dude would constantly walk around nude and within 10 min of meeting would proposition u for some mutual masturbation, unless they are just a straight up rapist with basement sex dungeon. anyways millennial.jpg:         
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Are they rubbing dirt or grease on their faces for street creed, now? That's dumber than fake glasses with no lenses.
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        http://cdn.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hipster.opener.jpeg There are about 79 million millennials in the U.S., versus the 48 million Generation Xers (born between 1965 and 1980). (ComScore) Millennials will make up 50 percent of the U.S. workforce by 2030. (Bureau of Labor Statistics) 23 percent of companies reported having heavy contact with parents of millennial employees. (Collegiate Employment Research Institute) 4 percent of employers involved reported parents attended their children’s job interviews. (CERI) 31 percent of employers involved reported parents submitted resumes on behalf of their offspring. (CERI) 27 percent of millennials are self-employed. (The Millennial Generation Research Review) 80 percent of millennials sleep with their phones next to their beds. (The Millennial Generation Research Review) Millennials send about 20 texts per day. (Pew Social Trends) 15 percent of millennials, versus 7 percent of Gen Xers at a similar stage of life, said having a high-paying career is important. (The Millennial Generation Research Review) The purchasing power of millennials is estimated to be $170 billion per year. (ComScore) Millennial unemployment rate in January 2013 increased to the highest rate recorded for this demographic to 13.1 percent versus the national average of 7.1 percent. (U.S. Department of Labor.) 56 percent of millennials think technology helps people use their time more efficiently. (Pew Social Trends) 14 percent of millennials use Twitter. (Pew Social Trends) 31 percent of millennials said they earn enough money to lead the kind of life they want, versus 46 percent of Gen Xers. (Pew Social Trends) 41 percent of millennials have no landline at home and rely on their cellphones for communication. (Pew Social Trends) http://digiday.com/brands/15-stats-brans-should-know-about-millennials/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulUKsICY9o
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Zoolander is real. Anime is real.
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Mariana Horchata posted:80 percent of millennials sleep with their phones next to their beds. (The Millennial Generation Research Review)
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There should be a roundup of everyone pictured in this thread. they should be put in a hospital. then bombed by a drone. hipster problem: solved
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Arg gently caress smartphones. I'd rather get lost for 3 hours trying to find a gas station, or click the minute/hour button 30 times my alarm clock only to miss my preferred time and cycle through another 12 hours. Such time wasters. I could be spending all day driving and looking for an obscure book at the library but instead I'm just going to sit here like a lazy dumbass and fill my brain with information from multiple browser tabs at once. I mean people just don't Learn as hard as they used to, I had to sit down for 22 hours thumbing through my physics books but now all I have to do is google my question and then move on to learning more stuff? Pfffffff
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ethanol posted:Arg gently caress smartphones. I'd rather get lost for 3 hours trying to find a gas station, or click the minute/hour button 30 times my alarm clock only to miss my preferred time and cycle through another 12 hours. Such time wasters. I could be spending all day driving and looking for an obscure book at the library but instead I'm just going to sit here like a lazy dumbass and fill my brain with information from multiple browser tabs at once. I mean people just don't Learn as hard as they used to, I had to sit down for 22 hours thumbing through my physics books but now all I have to do is google my question and then move on to learning more stuff? Pfffffff all of these are easily avoidable if you're not a shithead without a smart device
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what the hell does 'heavy contact with parents of millennial employees' mean? Does your boss hand in progress reports to your mom? I simply don't understand what such a statement could actually entail.
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Jim Barris posted:what the hell does 'heavy contact with parents of millennial employees' mean? Does your boss hand in progress reports to your mom? I simply don't understand what such a statement could actually entail. Mom fucks hiring manager so millennial kid can get a job
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etalian posted:Mom fucks hiring manager so millennial kid can get a job Please don't post my porntube searches
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Mariana Horchata posted:p sure that dude would constantly walk around nude and within 10 min of meeting would proposition u for some mutual masturbation, unless they are just a straight up rapist with basement sex dungeon. yes no no no no no yes yes yes yes undeerage uyes
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mr. mephistopheles posted:yes no no no no 22-23yo at the time actually so feel free to wack it to ur hearts content, but yeah definitely appears to be. sry but was getting sick of posting hirsute millennial bros so moved onto loose millennial ladies i may or may not know with high student loan debt and/or mental illness.  
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people paid to wear what someone 20 years their senior designed
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whenever i see a young dude with a big beard i try to imagine what his face looks like underneath and it is almost invariably unimpressive
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nomadologique posted:whenever i see a young dude with a big beard i try to imagine what his face looks like underneath and it is almost invariably unimpressive It's a personality you can grow!
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Mariana Horchata posted:31 percent of employers involved reported parents submitted resumes on behalf of their offspring. (CERI)
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nm posted:This is a key part of nepotism and is how rich people have been getting good jobs with minimal skills for generations. something tells me that's not really what's going on there
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nm posted:This is a key part of nepotism and is how rich people have been getting good jobs with minimal skills for generations. Nope!
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Mariana Horchata posted:22-23yo at the time actually so feel free to wack it to ur hearts content, but yeah definitely appears to be. wanna live where you live and thank god its so hard to tell these days everybody younger than me looks 15
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test post please ignore
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Some things can't be ignored.
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Filler Bunny posted:test post please ignore True name
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nm posted:This is a key part of nepotism and is how rich people have been getting good jobs with minimal skills for generations. Lol if your parents had to even submit a resume.
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My grandfather actually did the stereotypical "walk in, tell them they need you, and they'll have to hire you" thing that you hear about all the time. He got a job as a traveling salesman even though he didn't have a license, didn't own a car, and had never even driven a car. He went out and got a license and a car after the interview and started the job the next day. He managed to support a family of 6, own two houses, pay for a full-time nanny, and retire comfortably off of that single job. Millennials are so lazy goddamn.
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Lufiron posted:the real way to determine "manliness" is with calloused, scarred hands You can get this from lifting as well.
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all from the same twitter       AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE  
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Lufiron posted:the real way to determine "manliness" is with calloused, scarred hands That will make it hard to give your boyfriend smooth handjobs tho.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:My grandfather actually did the stereotypical "walk in, tell them they need you, and they'll have to hire you" thing that you hear about all the time. your grandpa was selling his rear end sorry to be the one to tell you this
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Dec 12, 2015 22:57
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Fitzy Fitz posted:My grandfather actually did the stereotypical "walk in, tell them they need you, and they'll have to hire you" thing that you hear about all the time.
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Dec 12, 2015 22:59
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guys nothing about the economy has changed in the last 100 years, just suck it up and pound that pavement
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Just walk in the door and refuse to leave until they talk to you about an opportunity, yes that includes the corporate building whose HR is located in Utah
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that is my favorite employment advice of all time from olds- 'just get out there and pound that pavement! and dont take no for an answer!'
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I feel very comfortable calling bullshit on that advice because I actually followed it when I first started looking for work. That was what everyone told me to do, and I really wanted a loving job. I never got a job out of it obviously because the whole idea is retarded.
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what the gently caress does pound the pavement mean you and your loving moon language
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This really weird and awkward girl got a job at the bookstore I worked at in college because she came in every goddamn day to check on the status of her application and my boss got sick of it and just hired her. So, it worked for her, it can work for you goddammit!
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