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No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
I think Brazil gave up on soccer after that world cup defeat to Germany.

What I'm saying is that they should've done a German soccer jersey instead.

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Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Fozzle posted:

I wish Nintendo took into account people's weapons while matchmaking,

3 carbons and an aerospray vs a mix of shooters and chargers isn't fun at all.

At least those people are frontliners, there's nothing like loading up tower control for the first time in 2 weeks and then the game just going "OOPS! All snipers!"

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Why bring snipers to a Tower Control game? WHY!?

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Rexroom posted:

Why bring snipers to a Tower Control game? WHY!?

It's more likely than you think!

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


ugh sniper overload. any more than two and it becomes suicide while three useless teammates rack up kills holding a tiny completely inconsequential section of the map.

on the plus side finally hit b rank after an endlrss series of splat zones on the mall

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rexroom posted:

Why bring snipers to a Tower Control game? WHY!?

I never use chargers, but having ONE on your team could be good for tower control depending on the stage. It won't help you win, but it will help you not lose.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Rexroom posted:

Why bring snipers to a Tower Control game? WHY!?

I can't tell you how main time I lost in tower controller because there were 2 Chargers. I hate the ones of them is aggressive as hell with Burstbombs or the Bamboozler. Dear God help me if they both do Splatbomb Rush at the same time.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

I hate all chargers (except for the killing them part, that part's great,) but tonight I had two turf war matches in a row where I had two on my team, and not only did we win, we won handily. The last one I was even outshot by both of them. I mean, I was using a blaster and that's to be expected, but now I have to commit seppuku.

Basically, sometimes chargers on your team can be good. Up is down and black is loving white.

(Also, blasters own.)

Jintor
May 19, 2014

snipers are great in all modes, therefore, i hate them. i hate them so much.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


If any of you goons is e-test, we are rivals now. Good games.

:c00lbert:

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Euro splatfest in progress, team pineapple on the roll.

Sabby23
Nov 10, 2010

Stay fresh!


Yeah...

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Rexroom posted:

Why bring snipers to a Tower Control game? WHY!?
they're really really really loving bad and dumb

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007


:boom:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Oh bullshit, Callie.


Marie clearly doesn't care about winning.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I would support Team Naughty.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD SISTER :black101:

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Placed on a team with three snipers. The game is actively trying to gently caress with me at this point. Well, gently caress you too, Splatoon.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

About...?

Alxprit
Feb 7, 2015

<click> <click> What is it with this dancing?! Bouncing around like fools... I would have thought my own kind at least would understand the seriousness of our Adventurer's Guild!


Marie's dialogue is first, then Callie's. Took me a while to get that too.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Well, this is fun, I guess. I played more or less 80% of my Splatfest matches against the anti-pineapple side. Sounds reasonable enough - except I'm also on the same side. Subsequently I can't say how much weight I've achieved in throwing, what with me scoring more wins than defeats. But I'm not exactly satisfied with my performance - or of my teammates. How the gently caress can you not know basic positions? Come on.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Ooooh. I thought Callie was replying to something beforehand.

You? Winning?

Looks like it's trouble in paradise for the cousins.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Also dynamo rollers need to be nerfed. Again.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

WarpedNaba posted:

Ooooh. I thought Callie was replying to something beforehand.

You? Winning?

Looks like it's trouble in paradise for the cousins.

She's just getting tired of Marie's constant stream of poo poo.

I'm rooting for pineapple!

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Almost forgot. One observation I did on Arowana Mall: Looks like some players favorite maneuver is to sneak to the enemy's right side sniper nest and do some turf inking. This is apparently popular with rollers, because you're pretty high up there and can easily splat anyone trying to get it back. I'll need to learn how to flush it out. Or more likely my teammates.

Also, I really like the L-3 Nozzlenode D, it works so well on large area maps. That is all.

No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 12, 2015

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Rexroom posted:

Also, I really like the L-3 Nozzlenode D, it works so well on large area maps. That is all.

L-3 Nozzlenose D is my new main for when I don't feel like flinging buckets. I had two games in a row this morning where I went unsplatted and got the top score on the winning team. Between the range and the ability to Kraken out of bad situations, it's an excellent weapon.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


if antipineapple wins i will be pretty surprised. team propineapple has bed trouncin them all night

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Rexroom posted:

Almost forgot. One observation I did on Arowana Mall: Looks like some players favorite maneuver is to sneak to the enemy's right side sniper nest and do some turf inking. This is apparently popular with rollers, because you're pretty high up there and can easily splat anyone trying to get it back. I'll need to learn how to flush it out. Or more likely my teammates.

Also, I really like the L-3 Nozzlenode D, it works so well on large area maps. That is all.

Top of the wall just outside spawn is a pretty good vantage point for taking out any who's hanging out on that little landing with the pillar on the right.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

alf_pogs posted:

if antipineapple wins i will be pretty surprised. team propineapple has bed trouncin them all night

As it should be! :argh:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Cialis Railman posted:

As it should be! :argh:

absolutely. pineapple loyalist till death

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Pineapple lovin' sickos are going to lose because they apparently don't realize the Splatfest is this weekend. Might explain why only 1 out of 10 matches are against them.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Rexroom posted:

Also dynamo rollers need to be nerfed. Again.

Dynamo rollers are bullshit.

Macdoo
Jul 24, 2012

Bad Tabletop Opinions Haver

Rexroom posted:

Pineapple lovin' sickos are going to lose because they apparently don't realize the Splatfest is this weekend. Might explain why only 1 out of 10 matches are against them.

oh poo poo I'm team pineapple and I didn't realise. Oh no.

Smiles
Oct 23, 2012

Most of my battles have been against Antis too, and when I do get a battle against Pros I'd get connection errors. :sigh:

Fake edit: Ughhhh just dropped out of a good team with another E-Litre and two Dual Squelchers against a bunch of Pros; the never ending sound of Echolocators must have put fear in their hearts for the first time.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

I mean, here in the US, the last two times there was a team that was super popular they lost. Also, I'm pretty sure matches against your own team don't count.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Gimbal lock posted:

Dynamo rollers are bullshit.

The other day I discovered the hard way that dynamo rollers somehow have longer range than Aerospray.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Carrasco posted:

The other day I discovered the hard way that dynamo rollers somehow have longer range than Aerospray.

the range on dynamos is maybe the most infuriating thing too

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

alf_pogs posted:

absolutely. pineapple loyalist till death

The depraved fruit-eating sickos will be rightfully clubbed to death with their own produce before letting it come anywhere near a pizza. :colbert:.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Neddy Seagoon posted:

The depraved fruit-eating sickos will be rightfully clubbed to death with their own produce before letting it come anywhere near a pizza. :colbert:.

Team Flava BABY

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

How to fix dynamos: Cant turn while slinging until after the swing.

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Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013


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