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Trebek posted:And it was the saddest granola bar ever eaten. It tasted like tears. And yogurt. And chocolate chips. And tears too, my Tumblr brethren, tears too.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:25 |
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Samizdata posted:It tasted like tears. And yogurt. And chocolate chips. gently caress those haters. Tacos are awesome.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:55 |
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Brick Shipment posted:I play a virtual pet game because somehow I grew up and never got sick of them. There are other adults that also grew up and never got sick of them, but lots of them are this:
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 00:43 |
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Ugh as soon as I read "human years" I knew this was gonna be bad. I dunno, I can believe that people like that exist. Probably didn't give all his money to charity though, that's STDH. But he's your roommate. Instead of stealing all his money how about you, I dunno, ask him to move out? Vet your roommates for people who are understanding of your requirements? Or move out yourself and find somewhere new to live??
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 00:51 |
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How the gently caress do you live from day to day looking like you just stepped out of an 80s New Wave music video
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:32 |
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Fathis Munk posted:I play a virtual pet game because somehow I grew up and never got sick of them. There are other adults that also grew up and never got sick of them, but lots of them are this: This person loving rules
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:46 |
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That's totally stdh. I mean, that's clearly a store bought cookie cake, now homemade.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:12 |
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What on earth are those asterisks meant to be?!!?
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:32 |
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Ryoshi posted:What on earth are those asterisks meant to be?!!? The number of asterisks is wrong but I can only think it stands for "hosed" as in the roommate has been secretly raping the poster, but
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 03:20 |
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sweeperbravo posted:The number of asterisks is wrong but I can only think it stands for "hosed" as in the roommate has been secretly raping the poster, but "raped" has the right number of letters, soooooo e: and this is uhhh Flight Rising? Or something, they all have weird censorship rules anyhow
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 03:23 |
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Aleph Null posted:gently caress those haters. Tacos are awesome. I don't think it is legal to hate tacos. Although it should be legal to hate that.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 03:43 |
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Samizdata posted:I don't think it is legal to hate tacos. Really? This exact thing is only 8 posts back. At least wait a page or two.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:38 |
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flosofl posted:Really? This exact thing is only 8 posts back. At least wait a page or two. First I get yelled at for responding to old posts while catching up on megathreads, now this.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:16 |
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Samizdata posted:First I get yelled at for responding to old posts while catching up on megathreads, now this. I appreciated the attempt to make it relevant. Now we just gotta work on your timing.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:02 |
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jodai posted:I appreciated the attempt to make it relevant. Now we just gotta work on your timing. Can I borrow your avvie for a sec?
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:14 |
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I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls. Here's some Imgur nonsense, le epic Terrorcockter:
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 08:00 |
CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls. Apparently it only opens like once a month to let people join up, it's not that surprising such an insular community gets really weird.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 10:18 |
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My relationships never work out and I think it's because I've never established a "no text pics on imgur" rule. Thank you, STDH thread. Now I can meet my Albert Einstein.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 10:19 |
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Naet posted:My relationships never work out and I think it's because I've never established a "no text pics on imgur" rule. Thank you, STDH thread. Now I can meet my Albert Einstein. If you want to do that, you'd better work retail.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 10:54 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls. uuugh
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 11:09 |
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Nuebot posted:Apparently it only opens like once a month to let people join up, it's not that surprising such an insular community gets really weird. Almost as bad as a webforum that charges $10 membership, I don't even know how such a concept can attract losers to sign up.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 14:25 |
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moerketid posted:Almost as bad as a webforum that charges $10 membership, I don't even know how such a concept can attract losers to sign up. Charging $10 and only opening once a month are pretty different. It's like saying Sam's Club and a food bank are basically the same and attract the same people.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 16:41 |
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Fathis Munk posted:uuugh the worst part is "Le Boyfriend" that meme was old and tired before Obama even took office
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 17:38 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls. I hate this person. I had content to contribute but then I read this and now I'm just mad.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 17:39 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm kind of convinced that one is a troll anyhow, because Flight Rising fans especially are really weird about trans issues and attract even weirder trolls. So, ignoring everything else bad about this, their plan for this "terrorcockter" sounds like a trip to the hospital as opposed to a sexy fun time. I mean, she's spinning on a ceiling fan however many feet in the air and you think she's going to land precisely on your dick?
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 18:43 |
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Postal Parcel posted:So, ignoring everything else bad about this, their plan for this "terrorcockter" sounds like a trip to the hospital as opposed to a sexy fun time. I mean, she's spinning on a ceiling fan however many feet in the air and you think she's going to land precisely on your dick? Oh they're just joking around to post it!!! 'Cuz they're so wacky and zany hehehehehe so random!!!! They're totally gonna turn their living room into a ball pit too!!!! But have sex in it because they're cool grown ups now and can do what they want!!
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 19:02 |
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The boyrfreind was joking, and the lady thought the joke was so funny she HAD to share. The STDH is there is "Le Boyfriend" just sadness.
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Postal Parcel posted:So, ignoring everything else bad about this, their plan for this "terrorcockter" sounds like a trip to the hospital as opposed to a sexy fun time. I mean, she's spinning on a ceiling fan however many feet in the air and you think she's going to land precisely on your dick? ...that's the part of this you don't find believable?
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:33 |
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If only after the video cuts, everyone clapped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 23:34 |
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13Pandora13 posted:...that's the part of this you don't find believable? Turtlicious posted:The boyrfreind was joking, and the lady thought the joke was so funny she HAD to share. The STDH is there is "Le Boyfriend" just sadness. I see. I assumed that that part was real and he really wanted her to (literally) impale herself with his dick e: Let me rephrase that, I assumed that the person who made this actually wants this to happen. I don't believe this conversation would ever take place. Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Dec 13, 2015 |
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maporfic posted:Customer calls 911 about discontent with equipment pricing... From the "good/bad customers in retail" thread
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 02:01 |
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Got a link handy to this thread?
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 03:52 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Got a link handy to this thread? Click the username in the quote.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 04:00 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Oh no, I'm just saying that if you're going to make up a bullshit sex story, shouldn't it be one where your penis isn't crushed? Good lord dude go get laid.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 04:24 |
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kimbo305 posted:If only after the video cuts, everyone clapped: I've had nightmares like this.
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reformed bad troll posted:From the "good/bad customers in retail" thread The real stdh is that there are good customers in retail.
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hyperhazard posted:The real stdh is that there are good customers in retail. Check again sucka! Although that is one time in 10+ years of retail...
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 06:59 |
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Khazar-khum posted:If you want to do that, you'd better work retail. Could be a cool teacher too, you know.
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http://theconsentcrew.org/2015/12/12/youre-hurting-her-a-story-of-consent-in-the-santa-line/quote:This story was shared by a friend, and is about his seven year old son, Sage, and is shared with their enthusiastic consent. And that's because Santa Claus... was actually a Marine.
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