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mycot posted:Another entry for the thread is actually in Thousand Year Door. One of the final parts involves tracking down an NPC, which has you backtrack to every major location in the game because you always "just missed him". And then there's a side quest that makes you do the whole thing again.
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I finally managed to scrape together a full set of pool balls in Fallout 4. Time to set them up on the table! 
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Not pictured: The following pool-themed physics singularity
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Gestalt Intellect posted:Not pictured: The following pool-themed physics singularity I did find a suspicious number of raiders in Fallout 3 with pool balls in their inventory.
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Somfin posted:Is that not the obvious solution, though? I mean, like, I start a puzzle like this, I assume that he's either A) in a location which has been quite thoroughly drilled into my head at this point (dude's big on boats, mentions the docks area, docks folks mention him showing up every now and again, he's got a T-shirt saying "Boy I'm looking forward to being found by the player in the docks district later on", etc), B) in a new location which has just now been opened up, or C) You fuckers are just gonna put him in the last possible place that I visit aren't you, haha, well done game designers. I'm pretty sure you have to backtrack to literally every area. Cause even if you know where he's gonna end up, he won't actually be there until you visit each area in the proper order.
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Nuebot posted:I did find a suspicious number of raiders in Fallout 3 with pool balls in their inventory. Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. The first falls down, the fourth moves forward through the remaining two, the third vibrates up into the stratosphere, and gently caress knows what the second one's doing. You're imagining this, because the balls started physics-ing the moment you entered a 30 block radius so all you're left with is a corpse of a man clipping through a rock.
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pussy riot police posted:Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. The first falls down, the fourth moves forward through the remaining two, the third vibrates up into the stratosphere, and gently caress knows what the second one's doing. You're imagining this, because the balls started physics-ing the moment you entered a 30 block radius so all you're left with is a corpse of a man clipping through a rock. 
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Internet Kraken posted:I'm pretty sure you have to backtrack to literally every area. Cause even if you know where he's gonna end up, he won't actually be there until you visit each area in the proper order. To the game's credit, you do get this objective right at the same time as when you get full access to the game's fast travel system. So it's not actually hard to make the circuit, and it's a decent introduction to 'hey, look how easily you can access ever major area in the game now'.
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Gestalt Intellect posted:Not pictured: The following pool-themed physics singularity I was actually planning to try to play a game of pool just to see how the physics engine would handle it, but it turns out only half the balls fit in the rack.
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No big deal though, Bethesda's modding community is known to make mods that change rack and/or ball sizes.
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Cleretic posted:To the game's credit, you do get this objective right at the same time as when you get full access to the game's fast travel system. So it's not actually hard to make the circuit, and it's a decent introduction to 'hey, look how easily you can access ever major area in the game now'. Oh, so it was a slightly obnoxious tutorial. Cool.
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Dragonwagon posted:No big deal though, Bethesda's modding community is known to make mods that change rack and/or ball sizes. Post of the loving year
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Dragonwagon posted:No big deal though, Bethesda's modding community is known to make mods that change rack and/or ball sizes. 
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That easter egg worked right for me once. Every other time it had something screwy going on with it.
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pussy riot police posted:That easter egg worked right for me once. Every other time it had something screwy going on with it. Time works the same way.
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Cleretic posted:It is hilarious. That game just loves loving with the player, but not to the point where it's actively unpleasant. 100 rubees (in the slow jumping room, 1 rubee per jump) gets you the code for the hamster room 10,000 rubees(in the hamster room ideally) gets you the vault code. This takes nearly a quarter of an hour. If you already know the code, it never changes, so if you're willing to cheat then yeah you can just go straight there. If you're going to call people "stupid as poo poo" you could at least get your facts right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JrZELgS7oo Ohh Port-A-Diner, will you ever actually give me your Perfectly Preserved Pie? (Yes, it will dispense them and high Luck does help)
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Cleretic posted:To the game's credit, you do get this objective right at the same time as when you get full access to the game's fast travel system. So it's not actually hard to make the circuit, and it's a decent introduction to 'hey, look how easily you can access ever major area in the game now'. You act like I'm complaining. It's hilarious.
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Dragonwagon posted:No big deal though, Bethesda's modding community is known to make mods that change rack and/or ball sizes.
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many johnnys posted:100 rubees (in the slow jumping room, 1 rubee per jump) gets you the code for the hamster room Oh dear, a quarter of an hour.
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Biggest thing to happen to the forums until Benghazi.
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Zybourne Clock is still the best thing this forum has or will ever produce.
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haveblue posted:Zybourne Clock is still the best thing this forum has or will ever produce. Malatora.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Malatora. I thought we just found Malatora, it was goon started?
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the malatora mock thread got boring as poo poo a few days in
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In Fallout, you're probably more likely to do the trick shot from Carlito's Way than to actually pot a ball.
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I posted this a while ago in the griefing thread as well: http://kotaku.com/the-steam-achievement-that-nobody-unlocked-1610073943 TLDR: Developer adds unachievable achievement to game, players desperately try anything and everything in order to unlock it.
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haveblue posted:Zybourne Clock is still the best thing this forum has or will ever produce.
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haveblue posted:Zybourne Clock is still the best thing this forum has or will ever produce. Tiberius Thyben posted:Malatora. Croccers posted:Wasn't 2 Girls 1 Cup funded on Goon money? You're all wrong, the best thing to come from SA was when Glenn Beck accused goonfleet of being a CIA front.
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Croccers posted:Wasn't 2 Girls 1 Cup funded on Goon money? No, you're thinking of SWAP.avi, which is roughly a million times worse. They were done by the same studio though
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haveblue posted:Zybourne Clock is still the best thing this forum has or will ever produce. You're using a real loose definition of "produced."
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I still chuckle at the Zybourne Clock. its such a mess that you can even show non goons the youtube video and tell them the four balls theory and they will laugh at its absurdity.
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My favorite failed goon game is Crimson Haze, mostly because of this.
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The Demon Rush is underrated when it comes to goon game fiascos. Even in the modern age of Kickstarter and Steam Greenlight garbage everywhere the game was hilariously bad and asking $20 for it was some amazing hubris. Brooks Cracktackle. Cherry Venus. Guy in a suit of armor who actually had the lowest defense. Inexplicable printer drivers and Hebrew character sets. Spending hundreds of bucks on sound recording equipment so he could record himself throwing a penny in a jar for a sound effect.
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Sleeveless posted:The Demon Rush is underrated when it comes to goon game fiascos. Even in the modern age of Kickstarter and Steam Greenlight garbage everywhere the game was hilariously bad and asking $20 for it was some amazing hubris.
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Sleeveless posted:The Demon Rush is underrated when it comes to goon game fiascos. Even in the modern age of Kickstarter and Steam Greenlight garbage everywhere the game was hilariously bad and asking $20 for it was some amazing hubris. I'd totally forgotten about this. Good lord, what a goddamn mess. Yet another fine example of what happens when you get too many "idea guys" together and ignore anybody with any actual skill or talent.
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FactsAreUseless posted:My favorite failed goon game is Crimson Haze, mostly because of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96u4X0r3GXg Every player, a programmer. Or something.
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FactsAreUseless posted:My favorite failed goon game is Crimson Haze, mostly because of this. They made this ironically, right. e: Brooks Cracktackle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhWmboM0zFc Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Phlegmish posted:They made this ironically, right. I feel like renaming myself Hebrew Character Set
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Phlegmish posted:They made this ironically, right.
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