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Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Ugh, I just read about the Euro 2016 and the teams that are seeded in each pot. We are of course in Pot 1. Then I noticed something...

Italy is in Pot 2. :ohdear:

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Torrannor posted:

Ugh, I just read about the Euro 2016 and the teams that are seeded in each pot. We are of course in Pot 1. Then I noticed something...

Italy is in Pot 2. :ohdear:

It's alright, Germany can still advance in second place.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

I feel confident that before I die we will get close to beating Italy at least once.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Wir ham sie in der letzten EM-Vorrunde 4-0 geschlagen. Im Damenfeldhockey. :smith:

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Baby steps, baby steps.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Honj Steak posted:

Wir ham sie in der letzten EM-Vorrunde 4-0 geschlagen. Im Damenfeldhockey. :smith:

why do you even know this

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

nippythefish posted:

why do you even know this

I googled "Deutschland gewinnt gegen Italien"

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


I think I've seen that specific game on Sport1.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Honj Steak posted:

I googled "Deutschland gewinnt gegen Italien"

that's less fun of an answer than I had originally anticipated :saddowns:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Healbot posted:

I think I've seen that specific game on Sport1.

More like two minutes of it, then you were finished.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


frankenfreak posted:

More like two minutes of it, then you were finished.

Ugh 3D women.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
So benatia exploded his ankles again?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Right now on ZDF Kahn seems honestly caremad that Bayer are so extremely poo poo

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
I'm caremad about the exact same thing.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

It's really hard to stay motivated to watch the Leverkusens when they keep dashing my hopes week after week while my NFL team is 12-0

Just don't lose to Haching pls

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL










Rafinha finally obtained the German citizenship

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I hope he added those old photos to the paperwork as evidence of successful integration.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Itshappening.gif

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Sechzig are so, so bad lmao

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
You know my dad and I always raged against some players that are injured right now or coming back within the next few weeks. Bülow, Stahl, some others. Always thought it couldn't get worse, that they were the least qualified guys for the 2. Liga. We hated watching them play, ruining what was left of Sechzig. Not that there was much to destroy anyway.

Well...waddayaknow? Right now we're praying for them come back. It's impossible for the few good ones ('good' relatively speaking) to stem against the pure poo poo of the unholy trinity of Kagelmacher, Yegenoglu (I had to look up this spelling, because holy poo poo do I not want waste a second learning this poo poo head's name) and Degenek (who somehow keeps getting good grades in the press and by our fans). There are others well below average but these people are actively destroying the game. All three goals today were on them and it's been like this all season. You cannot win a game as long as they are in there. Simply impossible.

I'm sad :(

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
There is only one hope. Francis Kioyo.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Common you bayerns.....fight.....and win (tips fedora)

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

wait a second, is that badstuber with a gushing head wound ?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Pand posted:

wait a second, is that badstuber with a gushing head wound ?

It's Dieter Hoeneß, and he's confusing the defending/attacking part.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Thiagos back!!!

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
Haha, Lahm trying to decipher that note.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
LEWANDOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!

What a goal, what a player, paging macintosh.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Lord of Garbagemen posted:

LEWANDOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
The capitan with a well deserved goal!

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Can somebody please order a guardian angel for Holger Badstuber? It's unreal that the guy just keeps getting injured.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Some tasty goals by Leverkusen this.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Reporter: "Ich hätte Ihnen eine Rote Karte gegeben, alleine schon aufgrund der Sachlage."

Lassogga: "Ja, das hätten sie vielleicht, wir sind hier aber nicht beim Schach."

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!

Torrannor posted:

Can somebody please order a guardian angel for Holger Badstuber? It's unreal that the guy just keeps getting injured.

Half a brain would probably be enough, no? If I'm ramming my head into another dude right in front of me I might get injured as well.

Should have been sent off a few minutes earlier anyway. Stupid guy...

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

AlexF posted:

Half a brain would probably be enough, no? If I'm ramming my head into another dude right in front of me I might get injured as well.

Should have been sent off a few minutes earlier anyway. Stupid guy...

Oh, I couldn't watch the game, I only heard in the radio broadcast that he "liegt blutübertsrömt auf dem Rasen". They did not mention any dumb behavior on his part.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Healbot posted:

Reporter: "Ich hätte Ihnen eine Rote Karte gegeben, alleine schon aufgrund der Sachlage."

Lassogga: "Ja, das hätten sie vielleicht, wir sind hier aber nicht beim Schach."

Das stimmt nachdenklich.

FuzzyBureaucrat
Sep 1, 2015

Pand posted:

Das stimmt nachdenklich.

True, but it's also unsuprising. The fact that Lasogga lacks any form of decency is publiclly known ever since the relegation game against Fürth in 2014.

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Dortmund must feel like the stupidest team in the world to not lead 4-0 in this game. If Frankfurt actually manages to snatch a point I will laugh forever.

edit: On the other hand, if Hummels scores against you...

sicDaniel fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Dec 13, 2015

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
i think dortmund might walk away with three points here

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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very vywr very


ephex posted:

i think dortmund might walk away with three points here

I had the same feeling just now.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Liverpool, saugeil. :dance:

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