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The Rat posted:His last ex was 49 years younger than him and really hot, and I have no mojo whatsoever, so unfortunately I can't make that comparison. 
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Yeah it was awkward. She's a year and a half older than me.
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The Rat posted:Yeah it was awkward. She's a year and a half older than me. Did you call her mom? Dude, your stepmom is cute. Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen? Your stepmom IS cute though. Remember when I asked her to the prom?
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Oh no it was weirder than that. I came home from leave one winter and she was there, and even though dad had mentioned her in emails before, he never properly introduced us. She was awkward, and I'm awkward, and so the status quo for like six years was that we wouldn't talk to each other or make eye contact.
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does this go here http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/12/14/sgt-bowe-bergdahl-face-court-martial-desertion-charge/77300686/
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MrsAdiabatic posted:The military is turbo double rainbow gay.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:does this go here  You're hosed, boyo
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:
gently caress him and his hippy parents
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Dec 15, 2015 23:02
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Get my DD214 tomorrow. Holy poo poo. It's almost real.
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stevenolson88 posted:Get my DD214 tomorrow. Holy poo poo. It's almost real. Grats!
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Mike-o posted:tillicum is in keeping with the tradition of having trashy and ghetto as gently caress areas immediately outside every US Army base, hooah do they still have those bomb rear end teriaki houses outside of the madigan gate at lewis?
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stevenolson88 posted:Get my DD214 tomorrow. Holy poo poo. It's almost real. 
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Lieutenant Centaur posted:do they still have those bomb rear end teriaki houses outside of the madigan gate at lewis?
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Dec 16, 2015 18:26
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Army set to Army the National Guard.
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LOL at increasing from 39 to 60-100 days of training a day. What are they going to do, two weekends a month? Goodbye retention and recruitment, I imagine. Two weekends a month and take the two weeks a year to four or six? I expect a lot of guardsmen to find it mysteriously hard to find employment, and unless you can find smoking gun evidence that poo poo is impossible to prove even if its illegal. This is bullshit to try to get Congress to stop cutbacks of the active duty force.
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Lieutenant Centaur posted:do they still have those bomb rear end teriaki houses outside of the madigan gate at lewis? Yes. I never ate there, and it's not the location or appearance that stops me, I just go to the Teriyaki places on post. Also that 1 dollar chinese food place is still there, but that place scares me.
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From that article: quote:Milley said. "Right now, if I was to call on a Guard unit, you are looking at 120 days before in conscience I can look myself in the eye and say, ‘They are ready to go to war.'" I am both confused and respectful of the fact that the #1 person to not fail in Milley's eyes is Milley himself. Fun fact, one time on a FOB visit he asked me how many Talibros were in our little company's area of responsibility and I poo poo myself with having no words for "depends if you count ANP, ANA, what time of day it is, etc. etc."
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The Slithery D posted:Goodbye retention and recruitment, I imagine. I imagine this is the point tbh
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Lol at anyone ever expecting anything from the guard I say this as a former guard Just fuckin lol
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All guardsmen are incompetent fucks.
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Teflon Don posted:All are incompetent fucks. Let's give credit where it's due at least.
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McNally posted:Let's give credit where it's due at least. Guardsmen are a whole other level of stupid. How they are allowed to deploy to actual combat is beyond me.
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Obstacle2 posted:Guardsmen are a whole other level of stupid. How they are allowed to deploy to actual combat is beyond me. blame Bush
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The Guard deploying has been the norm for the entirety of the Army's existence with the exception of Vietnam mostly. But yeah, this sounds like a terrible idea for retention.
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The Guard idiots that did route clearance in my unit's AO in Afghan couldn't even get our callsigns right, let alone do their job.
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Naked Bear posted:The Guard idiots that did route clearance in my unit's AO in Afghan couldn't even get our callsigns right, let alone do their job. I encountered a Guard (I think, but maybe Reserve) unit doing route clearance in Iraq with some joker calling himself "Sapper Eagle Red Two Four."  I thought it could have used a couple more words personally.This was after he shot a pin flare at our lead vehicle as we approached their too fast to be effective route clearance, two slow to wait behind convoy.
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All of my subordinates are in the national guard. All the people at or above my management level are active duty veterans. Active is the master race.
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All components of the army are full of idiots. It's just a matter of whether or not you choose to go full retard, or simply half rear end it until you're expected to go all the way.
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It feels good to finally say lol at anyone still in the military. After getting my DD214 I went out to dinner with friends still in, and they told me that their battalion commander said that their side burns were at a 200 pt score level, and if they wanted to get them to a 300 pt score level they would have to cut them above their ear lobe. Who knew that when you reached field grade level that you would be forced to get a lobotomy.
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McNally posted:Let's give credit where it's due at least. Let me know when that is. The SFC I had assigned to my ammo group was a loving stocker at Lowes and the only reason he made that rank is he apparently stayed in long enough. This dude had no idea what to do with ammo let alone order it from AHA to FOB. I literally ran out of ways to scam him out of work. I gave up when I said that one of my favorite celebrities died so I was upset and couldn't mop the floor. You let me pull that poo poo and expect to respect you? Shiiiiit. In other dumb news. Grats to the guy who got his paper. I just got told that the place of duty on Friday, a DONSA, is a unit Christmas party and will be released when Santa shows up. Suck my dick through my rear end in a top hat.
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Soulex posted:I just got told that the place of duty on Friday, a DONSA, is a unit Christmas party and will be released when Santa shows up. sorry, dude
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/12/mandatory-christmas-party-is-completely-voluntary-says-sergeant-major/ You could always contact the Military Religious Freedom Foundation and complain about your unit proselytizing Christianity with a Christmas party instead of a having a secular holiday party. I'm sure that it will work out perfectly.
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The Slithery D posted:I encountered a Guard (I think, but maybe Reserve) unit doing route clearance in Iraq with some joker calling himself "Sapper Eagle Red Two Four." This is what happens when you give an E2 the radio, I mean it totally makes sense but it's completely retarded, assuming it's like brigade special troops battalion echo company red platoon second squad's rifleman 
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He said he was the platoon sergeant.
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Soulex posted:I just got told that the place of duty on Friday, a DONSA, is a unit Christmas party and will be released when Santa shows up. Dude if I remember right, you're a 46R like me, where the gently caress are you that you get hosed like this? Even at the The Old Guard as a 46R it wasn't quite that stupid. Now AFN... AFN is where it's at.
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The Slithery D posted:He said he was the platoon sergeant. lmao that's a bunch of spergy nonsensical bullshit then
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thetechnoloser posted:Dude if I remember right, you're a 46R like me, where the gently caress are you that you get hosed like this? Even at the The Old Guard as a 46R it wasn't quite that stupid. JBLM. And AFN was a three year nightmare for me. I never worked so hard in my goddamn life. My unit reminds us that it's he "easiest unit you'll ever be in" then does stuff to make it harder.
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I don't see where this "extra chili rainbow" time is going to come. Guard is not under the Army but the state from which it comes from, state pays everything not army. Lol @ that Sgt that didn't know how to order or "get rid of at the range"
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The Slithery D posted:I encountered a Guard (I think, but maybe Reserve) unit doing route clearance in Iraq with some joker calling himself "Sapper Eagle Red Two Four." when your callsign sounds like something Andrew Luck would say before snapping the ball, you've gone full retard.
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