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WHAT MATCH IS GOING TO STEAL THE SHOW
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
3-Way Tag Team Ladder Match
8-Man Tag Team Tables Match
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger, for the 25th Time
Ryback vs. Rusev
Charlotte vs. Paige
Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose
Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns
NOT DOLPH ZIGGLER BECAUSE HE SUCKS AND ALSO IS NOT BOOKED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Swagger is exceptionally high right now.

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Swagger should get Trump Hair.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
Jack could have been a great upper midcard heel. It's really weird his career has seen such ups and downs.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

bartok posted:

Swagger is looking old

Swagger looks like he came right out of 80s NWA TV

except he's much worse at wrestling

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oatgan posted:

as a resident of the great state of oklahoma let me just say that i don't care who wins this match

is it really great tho?

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

both of these men are former world champions

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Those chair spots outside were getting kinda Sideshow Bob after the 10th one.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
this whole match should be a reenactment of the sword fight between inigo montoya and the dread pirate roberts but with chairs instead of swords

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dr. rear end posted:

both of these men are former world champions

Yet fans threw a fit about Reigns

smdh

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!

Shima Honnou posted:

ADR is a buff + good looking man with a good entrance song.

100% accurate post

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hammerstein posted:

Jack could have been a great upper midcard heel. It's really weird his career has seen such ups and downs.

you mean great HIGHS and DOWNERS

it is a drug use joke

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
please stop juicing so much adr, i really like you

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Hace posted:

Swagger hit his chair away, let go of his own chair, and clotheslined him

It's like Ninja Turtles and the blade weapons

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
how long does the match go before swagger does a big boot to injure adr

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

as long as Swagger has that Gadsden snake I'm never gonna like the guy

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Striking Yak posted:

Swagger should get Trump Hair.

He's already rocking the hitler youth undercut.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012



I am the ring post.

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Another Person posted:

please keep juicing so much adr, i really like you

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Striking Yak posted:

Swagger should get Trump Hair.

Don't worry, after Trump is elected he'll mandate that all males must have his hairstyle.

It's a shame about all the baldies who get sent to the gulags.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Needs More Ditka posted:

this whole match should be a reenactment of the sword fight between inigo montoya and the dread pirate roberts but with chairs instead of swords

Does being left handed matter with chair shots?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Testekill posted:

Swagger is exceptionally high right now.

I guess I can join him.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
um lets not throw chairs top speed into faces

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

he just literally threw that chair right in del rios face

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Needs More Ditka posted:

you know, before dean hit himself in the face with an exploding tv everyone liked him

i choose to still like dean ambrose

A rare case of WWE misbooking a talented wrestler until people stop caring.

Oh hey, here are Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
ADR: throws of the yoke of his white suppressor who tried to deform his culture and make it lesser, joins up with other independent nations to defend his sovereignty.

Heel.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Guys I just watched WeeLC and it totally hold up.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

its astonishing how little anybody has ever cared about alberto del rio

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
this chairs match sure has a lot of chairs

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

tricky, could you live happy knowing this man died trying to entertain you?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Not a terrible match

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
Del Rio is on the bronzer, big time









hey la hey la

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

oatgan posted:

its astonishing how little anybody has ever cared about alberto del rio

Which is weird considering how good he is at telling a story in-match.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Roman Reigns dreams about having a back like del Rio.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hunter buries with shovels, ADR buries with chairs.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
adr, more like l.a. park

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
only possible good end to this match is if ricardo comes out to help swagger win

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
is it just me or is the commentary way way worse than usual?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

The_Rob posted:

WWE thinks that racism is really cool and good

Current WWE champions:

Irish
Mexican
Canadian
Ghanaian
American born to Afro-Caribbean immigrants
American
American

World seems pretty well represented to me

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Another Person posted:

tricky, could you live happy knowing this man died trying to entertain you?

I'm a wrestling fan, so I have to be.

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Food Court Druid posted:

A rare case of WWE misbooking a talented wrestler until people stop caring.

Oh hey, here are Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio

People still like Ambrose and cheer him and buy his merchandise

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