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Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Next time let him put a fade in your beard too

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
At least omnibob granted LITERALLY A BIRD her wish w/r/t not posting well-groomed attractive beards

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
i have that shirt, and a beard.

edit: sick burn, guy who only posts in here to mock others

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

At least omnibob granted LITERALLY A BIRD her wish w/r/t not posting well-groomed attractive beards

Boooooooooooooooo

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

EmmyOk posted:

I think we need to hear from Taye Diggs on this beard issue

I think we need to hear on every issue, ever

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm just going to say that there's a very narrow bridge between Sexy Beard and OMG Gross.

Full disclosure: I totally have a crush on Charlie Day.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





omnibobb posted:

Boooooooooooooooo

friend, that growth is dangerously close to isis-ware - probably because your mustache looks so much lighter than your wild chin strap in the pic

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

hard counter posted:

friend, that growth is dangerously close to isis-ware - probably because your mustache looks so much lighter than your wild chin strap in the pic

The barber took it down harder than i would have.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I think the beard schism is mostly because a lot of goons don't bother to care for theirs. Ozz's beard looks very nicely maintained and is flattering :buddy:

Aww shucks, thanks! :blush: I do try to keep it clean, this is the first time in a while I've let it really grow out. You have very nice plumage as well :3:

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Action Jackson! posted:

Beards, you say?



I was really excited about steak eggs benedict.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Those are some mighty fine beards.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
It seems there exists an inverse correlation between beards and hair

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Action Jackson! posted:

Beards, you say?



I was really excited about steak eggs benedict.

One beard and one supraocular moustache.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink



About a year ago I had the most amazing breakfast of biscuits and gravy and fried chicken in a small town in California. I've been craving it for the last several months and just came across this picture of me at the restaurant. French toast is pictured here, so you're just going to have to use your imagination.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It seems there exists an inverse correlation between beards and hair

There is.

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Also I would kill popewiles for his head hair.

Taye Diggs
Aug 12, 2013

Holla at yo boy
basic rear end beards ITT got me & homeboi like






























... just playin haaaa

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Taye Diggs posted:

basic rear end beards ITT got me & homeboi like






























... just playin haaaa



Adam Savage and Alton Brown tanning at the beach incognito.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Thirteen Orphans posted:

That looks great! Your beard has a great color to it.

Yeah I don't know why it did that. A few years ago my chin went gray and then nothing.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

im gaye posted:

Also I would kill popewiles for his head hair.

A lot has changed in a year, friend. The picture doesn't really show how thin it was up front at the time either.
The problem I have with eventually needing to shave my head is that my facial hair is patchy as hell. I'll probably have to sharpie a beard on.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It seems there exists an inverse correlation between beards and hair

It's because some of us bald folk tend to look a bit...off...without a beard or scruff to balance it out. Plus beards keep the face toasty warm when it's cold!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Earlier in the thread, me and my cat Apple Fritters.

Last summer I was putting posts in and building a fence around my garden.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Iowa beard best beard. Ready to go home tho :(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jastiger posted:



Iowa beard best beard. Ready to go home tho :(

This explains so much

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
I am a beard

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snatch Duster posted:



Earlier in the thread, me and my cat Apple Fritters.

Last summer I was putting posts in and building a fence around my garden.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jastiger posted:



Iowa beard best beard. Ready to go home tho :(

I'd shave that beard, no offense. And the goat. You look like you have a mouth around your smaller real mouth. Your a braver man than me, so I'll give you that. I'm old and baggy.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Tbh I want to go clean shaven but my wife likes it for some reason. She says I look like a baby face when clean shaven.

I hate shaving so I generally go a few weeks in between, this just happens to be day 2 after it.

I'm not seeing the mouth thing though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jastiger posted:

Tbh I want to go clean shaven but my wife likes it for some reason. She says I look like a baby face when clean shaven.

I hate shaving so I generally go a few weeks in between, this just happens to be day 2 after it.

I'm not seeing the mouth thing though.

Have u tried go trimmed scruff around the face/chin? It seems to get women hot. I can't grow it so I lose. All that shaping seems more weird (gay). I immediately don't like goatee guys. It's a dumb look to me but eh.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






Professionally? Busy time of year for you.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Jastiger posted:



Iowa beard best beard. Ready to go home tho :(

Just my opinion, but you have a long face like I do. Goatees on long faces tend to make them look longer. If you don't like shaving and don't want to go clean shaven, I would go full beard or make the goatee portion fuller. I personally hate mustaches so I'm indifferent on that part.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It gets all itchy though! But before I shaved the whole beard area was a bit longer than what you see here. It just looks unkempt, ya know? This is a happy medium where the wife is happy and I look quasi professional

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jastiger posted:

It gets all itchy though! But before I shaved the whole beard area was a bit longer than what you see here. It just looks unkempt, ya know? This is a happy medium where the wife is happy and I look quasi professional

I hear that, but I put up with the itch until mine grew out a bit more...hair grows on me like mushrooms in manure though so the itch didn't last long lol

MOAR BEARDS



Shirt is from a "white elephant" Christmas gift exchange at work, I have no shame

witchcore ricepunk
Jul 6, 2003

The Golden Witch
Who Solved the Epitaph


A Probability of 1/2,578,917
No beard in this photo, sorry.

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Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

Ozz81 posted:

I hear that, but I put up with the itch until mine grew out a bit more...hair grows on me like mushrooms in manure though so the itch didn't last long lol

MOAR BEARDS



Shirt is from a "white elephant" Christmas gift exchange at work, I have no shame

That is a highly impressive beard you have there

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tender Child Loins posted:

No beard in this photo, sorry.



Perhaps, but I AM seeing a leopard and three tigresses.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tender Child Loins is possibly the most disturbing username I've noticed in a while.

There has to be a good story.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

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