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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i use text behind

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exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
got bills to pay, gonna go to the casino to make some money

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I loving Love Science

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Wild EEPROM posted:

I loving Love Science

I have been touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Wild EEPROM posted:

I loving Love Science

me too but i don't believe in the scientific method

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
I loving Love Pictures Of Bacteria With Pop Science Pseudotruths Pasted On Top

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I only watch episodes of How It's Made where stuff is made by hand

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

And they shall know me by my trail of Axe bodyspray

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

yard salad posted:

And they shall know me by my trail of Axe bodyspray

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

As a Millennial I posted:

i think i paid all the bills for this month but i'm scared to double check

i give thought to my regular monthly bills

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

layaway really saved my bacon this christmas :unsmith:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i just need one more payday loan and then i can finally break free to living paycheck to paycheck cleanly

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

federal income tax is unconstitutional*












*held by both 5 figgie and 7 figgie fucktards

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
hi, hotel, this is fucktard. do you take discover

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my dream is to live here

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i don't have any bills set to autopay

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

hi, hotel, this is fucktard. do you take AAA discount

busted

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
discover seemed better but both are correct

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

i don't have any bills set to autopay

i pay bills using my checking account instead of autocharging my credit card

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i buy my furnitre one at a time and take it with me to my new house, instead of having my assistant select it for me and throw it away when i move

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

mishaq posted:

my dream is to live here

I'm a five figgy fucktard and I watch the Christmas lights competition show :hfive:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

i buy my furnitre one at a time and take it with me to my new house, instead of having my assistant select it for me and throw it away when i move

i sell my furniture to cover first month's rent & security deposit at my new apartment. means i don't have to pay for as big of a u-haul, too

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

lol, as if i could ever afford to move anyway

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

yard salad posted:

I'm a five figgy fucktard and I watch the Christmas lights competition show :hfive:

ooc: ive actually been there

a couple years ago i was in orlando for work and me and a coworker took our car there just to see it

it was as lame as you can imagine

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i had an ice cream at the towne ice creame shoppe, it was ok

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

mishaq posted:

ooc: ive actually been there

a couple years ago i was in orlando for work and me and a coworker took our car there just to see it

it was as lame as you can imagine

Oh well uhhh... I was just checking to see if the baking show was on TV yet.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

yard salad posted:

Oh well uhhh... I was just checking to see if the baking show was on TV yet.

my roommate has the baking show set to record on the dvr, he LOVES baking :gay:

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

My life goal is to own a pastel colored kitchen aid mixer that will only ever be dirtied by Betty Crocker just-add-water cookie mixes

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i engage my coworkers in discussions about which dream car is better, the Audi A4 1.8T or the BMW 318i

(ooc: this is something one of my former coworkers did at least once a week, it was just sad)

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Dec 15, 2015

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

graph posted:

Got our holiday bonus today, a $10 coffee gift card and some candy.

so jealous! we didnt get a bonus this year (ceo says company isnt doing as good as the press says we are) but for the christmas party they rented out the banquet room at golden palace, best lo mein in town!

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I am excited to watch the Deadpool movie.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*has prepaid American Express card instead of checking account*

What do you mean you don't take it?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

bradzilla posted:

*has prepaid American Express card instead of checking account*

What do you mean you don't take it?

you neglected to mention the card is how his employers pay him

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

maniacdevnull posted:

I am excited to watch any movie, ever

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Panty Saluter posted:

you neglected to mention the card is how his employers pay him

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I care about sales

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Panty Saluter posted:

you neglected to mention the card is how his employers pay him

i have a 4 figgy fucktard who works for me and has no bank account. been considering this epic strat for him b/c otherwise the check cashing places take a big cut.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
can you seriously not get a bank account with 4 figgies? i had one when i was a 6 yer old

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