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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I'm more irritated that the reflections from the chairs in the room make it look like he pissed his pants.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Germansimp posted:

I'm more irritated that the reflections from the chairs in the room make it look like he pissed his pants.

p sure :thejoke:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Germansimp posted:

I'm more irritated that the reflections from the chairs in the room make it look like he pissed his pants.

Reflections? What do you...


Goddamnit.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Red_October_7000 posted:

Meanwhile, in the Army...



"Eyes, ears, mouth, nose, I AM THE KING OF BREATHING!"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Gas masks for janissaries.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Bebause

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

This man is a tax dodger.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


No, he used legal means to minimize his tax exposure, just like Romney.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

gbut posted:

No, he used legal means to minimize his tax exposure, just like Romney.

He is a tax avoider not a tax evader. And I'm reasonably sure he stopped when someone called him out about it in the press.

He is also David Mitchell :v:

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

He also paid what he owed and it was his accountant telling him what he was doing was ok.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Red_October_7000 posted:

Meanwhile, in the Army...


So many useless words. Our company sergeant just said "man muss auch mit Appetit scheissen koennen," and we knew what he meant. "You have to be able to poo poo with an appetite, too."

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

PCOS Bill posted:

There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with

Unpopular opinions thread is thataway

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Rysithusiku posted:

Unpopular opinions thread is thataway

Oh, is this the thread for "I don't claim my 401k deduction and pay a bit extra as contribution to the debt"? I've been looking for it.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
I say "avoision."

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Is that Jersey for "aversion"?

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

gbut posted:

Is that Jersey for "aversion"?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

PCOS Bill posted:

There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with

If the law says I can claim money back on my mountain bike because I use it to bike to work (it's a work vehicle!), not claiming money back would be like throwing money away!

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


He was also given a lot of poo poo about it on national tv because, you know, he does panel shows with comedians. He took it all really well, basically just laughing with him, getting some self-deprecating jokes in, etc. So yeah, he was an idiot, but he owed up to it, so it's all good in my book.

Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

PCOS Bill posted:

There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with

Nope. On the other hand...

Fat Samurai has a new favorite as of 21:33 on Dec 15, 2015

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cash crab posted:

What's everyone else's excuse?



It's hard to post pics on my phone. :shrug:

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with


The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
How is being a tax dodger(or not) relevant to his comedy anyway?

EDIT: Aside from jokes about tax dodging.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

ryonguy posted:


The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars

How does his hair style work?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

spookygonk posted:

How does his hair style work?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




im 1/4 trump

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.

Taeke posted:

He was also given a lot of poo poo about it on national tv because, you know, he does panel shows with comedians.
First episode of 8 out of 10 cats afterwards was pretty brutal. In a fun way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAcjntGQuCU

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


:thejoke:?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




cash crab posted:

What's everyone else's excuse?



Is that a giant tub of caviar?

Why?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Looks like salmon or trout eggs. Why not? It's OK to gobble down hot dogs and pies but not fish roe?

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 00:09 on Dec 16, 2015

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
Because Russia.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

thespaceinvader posted:

He is also David Mitchell :v:

I would call you out and point out it is Jimmy Carr but I am sure I would springing some sort of sophisticated irony trap.... :ohdear:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I know Ken M is cheating in this thread, but this one he posted on fb today is too amazing.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

spookygonk posted:

How does his hair style work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkOdtQkpS0

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Angela Christine posted:

Is that a giant tub of caviar?

Why?

To be fair, this is basically me when i go to sweden. Well, with more blini or cispbread and more beer than spirits but close enough.

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

WTF dude, wet-and-messy fetish videos go in a different thread!






"Prohibited to urinate here, fine 5,000 Francs plus 15 minutes hard combat"



Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


R.S. Gumby posted:

First episode of 8 out of 10 cats afterwards was pretty brutal. In a fun way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAcjntGQuCU

I can't believe how different this guy is from how I remember my first impression of him was back in 2000 or whenever he was given a comedy central half hour spot or some kind of game show or whatever. I hated that guy but this guy is funny as hell.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Krinkle posted:

I can't believe how different this guy is from how I remember my first impression of him was back in 2000 or whenever he was given a comedy central half hour spot or some kind of game show or whatever. I hated that guy but this guy is funny as hell.

He's funny on QI but then some evil bastard pointed out it's at least partially scripted.

He was funny and mean on his game show. I remember part of it was if you get a question wrong the brand new car you'd just won gets the windshield bashed in. Another one wrong? There goes a headlight.

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Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Krinkle posted:

I hated that guy but this guy is funny as hell.

I don't like much of his stand-up stuff cause it seems overly crass. When he's tied down to the format and sensibilities of a prime time(ish?) show he relies more on being clever which is more enjoyable.


Anyway here is a picture

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