cock hero flux posted:

Pet Island?

cock hero flux posted:

Pet Island?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You'll never convince me that you're not feverishly posting your disgusting results on some bird murdering fetish website

cock hero flux posted:

Pet Island?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House:

It's like owning a gun. Just because you have one, that doesn't mean you're going to shoot anybody with it. But you still have it.


EDIT: Maybe a sword would be a better example in this case.

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's like a real life cartoon device, only instead of Sylvester building a birdhouse around his head its a literal bird torture house.

Das Boo posted:

David Parker Raven.

Jedit posted:

Not really. Nobody ever sighed as they drew their birdhouse.

cock hero flux posted:

Pet Island?

Segmentation Fault posted:

if we're gonna get Harry Potter EU stuff all I want is a book/movie/whatever about Wizard World War II where Dumbledore defeats Grindelwald

Shaggar posted:

Nazi wizards cut down the English wizards with nazi wizard machine guns which are just normal machine guns

Shaggar posted:

"Wizard BJ Blazkowicz, Wizard MechaHitler is developing the largest wand in the world! it will be able to turn people's hair funny colors from hundreds of miles away! You need to break into Castle Wizardstein to stop him!"

Shaggar posted:

American wizards show up and save the day by being hella rad and laying waste to german cities with wizard's fire.

Shaggar posted:

In the east, the Lich King Stalin sends wave after wave of undead against the germans. His mindless hordes crash against the Nazi forces and overwhelm them with sheer numbers. In the end an uneasy pact is made between the allied wizards and the evil lich, but at what cost??

Sham bam bamina! posted:

On that new Harry Potter tie-in movie:

paranoid randroid posted:

obama stares at two buttons, "bad guys" and "law abiding citizens". a single sweat drop slides down his forehead

w00tmonger posted:

Yeah I'd legit watch any of these

CobiWann posted:

mds2 posted:

They will make you ,your own, personal, pizza.

Goober Peas posted:

I just can't get enough

EXAKT Science posted:

Let me show you the world in my pies

pfs Write posted:

a question of crust

pfs Write posted:

enjoy the slices

CobiWann posted:

Pick up the receiver, I'll bake you a meateater's.

Soulex posted:

I will deliver, you know, we're not beginners

Baron von Eevl posted:

Fresh, handmade on the telephone.

PCOS Bill posted:

Pizzas are pizzas

The Blue Pyramid posted:

I'm having a slice with my best friend

om nom nom posted:

Something that's baked on stone ware, but not to share

Solice Kirsk posted:

That first quote sucked because the pizza place nailed it way better on their own.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

seriously what was the point, it's right there and it's perfect

and they clearly saw it because they broke it up with commas the same way

SouthsideSaint posted:

Your 4t60e is probably leaking from the axle seal. And as for the white car having issues with starting I would definitely check the fuel filter if not already done. And I love every time you update this thread. So many good memory's had in the back of a cutlass or century a body. Also my first accident was in a 88 of the same vintage.

Raluek posted:

Was your first accident also a good memory in the back seat?

kastein posted:

Accidents in the back seat cause babies, babies in the back seat cause accidents.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

seriously what was the point, it's right there and it's perfect

and they clearly saw it because they broke it up with commas the same way

mds2 posted:

I did not see the text on the banner. gently caress.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I don't care for Depeche Mode.

loquacius posted:

"Your own personal cheeses" is a better pun on "your own personal Jesus", yes, but personal pizzas are an actual thing while I seriously doubt the pizzeria is actually making each customer their own private blend of cheese.

C. Everett Koop posted:

What's the quote where some genius in TCC said a drug was like the warp whistle in Mario 3, except it takes you directly to the hospital, because that poo poo was hilarious. Someone find it for me tia.

quote:

Hospitalised me 3 times, this one is potent chaps, don't listen to them stupid people talking about eye balling. As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital.

theflyingorc posted:

It's from another site, but

treasure bear posted:

president trump will take rocks and dirt from the rest of the world and use them to make america bigger

treasure bear posted:

president trump in scandalous text message to me: "it will be the good dirt, not the bad dirt (islam sand)"

C. Everett Koop posted:

What's the quote where some genius in TCC said a drug was like the warp whistle in Mario 3, except it takes you directly to the hospital, because that poo poo was hilarious. Someone find it for me tia.

quote:

i opened the MMB and i did do some research, like this is the most powerful drug i've ever done and i was expecting it to be however, in my screwed up lil high mind i just put a bit less in than i had been doing prior and i gained consciousness in an ambulance outside my house, i think i was being violent ........ (against my nature) cause i got the feeling that the people in the ambulance with me were having a hard time, anyways i then threatened the guy to let me off the ambulance and i went back to bed only to wake up naked on the floor being handcuffed and taken to hospital. Interesting to note despite being incredibly drugged out of my face i managed to hide the MMB in my boxers the entire day.

I get home...... that was very stressful i said, i think i need a JOINT after that.............. regained consciousness in hospital in the same day LOL, i even made extra special care to like 1/3rd my dose honestly you could barely tell there was a substance in my cigarette. Got home, and .......... had another joint the ambulance was called again.

This is really not normal for me and i can't explain to you why i kept doing this to myself but understand i rarely ever touch drugs maybe once a year i'll get "drug urges" and order some RC'S that's all.

Anyways i order the same a week later after doing more research and i was hospitalised for the 3rd time after the 2 grams of thj, when i hot home.

I was putting in THREE specs of the finest powder at the end of a cigarette and finally managed to just relax and get high but you know what? I prefer the high THJ2201 has over this, because this stuff is more like "indica" and will put you to sleep, tjh2201 is much more mentally altering.

In conclusion even if you know your amounts and are measuring volumetrically - you don't know how this will effect you just leave it

As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

warp whistle to hospital

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I've always loved this quote. "I have no idea what this drug actually feels like, I just keep waking up in the ER after I do it, 9/10 would do again and again for some unfathomable reason"

Aphrodite posted:

It's here for arm reduction.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Captain Yossarian posted:

Why would you buy a home blood type kit?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

to know what type of blood your house is built with jeez

Aphrodite posted:

It's here for arm reduction.