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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





and then I sucked his dick

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Stdh

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

WampaLord posted:

Is Pataki really tall or are the rest just short?

He is very tall.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Out troops are basically a giant suicide squad, gotcha

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Shiiiit... a Wheeler mention is probably pretty drat unique.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Thump! posted:

It's just a very melodic war-song, which is far more American.

Hey we didn't go after that fight, it was brought to us, and that battle was purely defensive.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
is this little bitch crying?!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Make sure you open with forced exposition

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



The crisis of over-reacting to bullshit phone threats?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

He is very tall.

6'5" according to a quick Googling.

His face also looks like it's melted. If he's had a stroke, I feel bad about saying that.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
...let alone have a cuhurrant strategy

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Just loving say benghazi pataki

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Co-huhh-rent? oh dear, George...

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
is george related to big bob?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Radical Islam is in Literally. Every. Community.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Pataki is going to get some Trump tweets

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





no boos for dissing trump? come on vegas

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Thump! posted:

The crisis of over-reacting to bullshit phone threats?

Email threats even

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Let me talk to you not as a Republican or as a Presidential candidate, but as an American. *recites party line*

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



When did Hillary shy away from saying "ISIL" or "ISIS"?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
WWIII !!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Radical Islam is in Literally. Every. Community.

Stay safe, Allagash, Maine. :ohdear:

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





WORLD WAR III

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh gently caress we're in WW3

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



rear end cobra posted:

Email threats even

Goddammit we're a country of loving pussies now. Thanks Bush.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
WW3: THE SECRET WAR

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
ahahaha is he really saying that ISIL is incorrect? because lol

Tuiri
Jun 9, 2013
Did not know World War III had started, good to know.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



OH gently caress IT'S WW3!!!!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
where's your vest

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Oh my god Santorum what is wrong with your voice.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

mike12345 posted:

WORLD WAR III

DROP THE BOMB

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I would drink with Lindsey g

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


there's the insanity i needed

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Is "World War Three" on tonight's bingo card?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the only way to stop WWIII is to cause WWIII

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The CEO of the History Channel just ejaculated when he heard we're in WWIII

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Obama blamed for the Iraq War

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It's good to know a frothy mix of poo poo and lube has declared the start of the Third World War.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
not as scared as your dog, mike

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