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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbEIIo2zbL0

LIVE STREAMS

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In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

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IRC

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LOGISTICS

Venue: The Venetian, Paradise, NV
Moderators: :wow:, Dana Bash, and Hugh Hewitt
Sponsors: CNN, The Facebook

THE CONTENDERS

6pm THE KIDDIE TABLE

  • Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas
  • Rick Santorum, former Senator from Pennsylvania
  • Lindsey Graham, Senator from South Carolina
  • George Pataki, former Governor of 9/11

8:30pm THE DONALD and other people, who cares

With their greatest political achievement.


Claims to be Constitutionally Eligible


Egyptologist


Senator from Texas


Senator from Florida


former Governor of Florida


Former CEO of HP


Governor of New Jersey


Governor of Ohio


Senator from Kentucky

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I laughed at former governor of 9/11

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Where's baby Hits?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i want trump to turn cruz into a blubbering mess

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

They're going to ask questions about Islam and Muslims and it's going to be ugly.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Can't wait for massive applause upon :siren: MERRY CHRISTMAS :siren:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Tonight, we shall witness the Mighty Jeb! reclaim the sword of Chang from the usurper Rubio and use it to put the usurper Trump into decline. Long live the third coming of Bush!

JEB! JEB! JEB!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a cop posted:

Where's baby Hits?

He's all grown up now :3:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Will CNN bring up the Planned Parenthood shooting or is that too old news?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I hope I got enough whiskey for this.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Hoping that at least one of the candidates will be visibly drunk and brandish a gun on stage, while talking about how they could've been somebody

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Options for this evening:

1. Hilarious
2. Depressing
3. Both

I'm going with 3.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

John Dough posted:

Hoping that at least one of the candidates will be visibly drunk and brandish a gun on stage, while talking about how they could've been somebody

They don't even need to be drunk

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
The race to see who can clown Wolf Blitzer...

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Bring Jack Hanna Newt Gingrich out and give each candidate an animal to hold/carry during the debate. Instant Trump stumpage.

edit: fixed

Grey Fox has issued a correction as of 17:19 on Dec 15, 2015

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

the unbelievably dynamic moderating team of high-integrity 21st century journalists wolf blitzer, dana bash, and hugh hewitt - the perfect setup for jeb! to shine bright

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I would just like to say that I appreciate all the little jokes like "The Facebook" and "former Governor of 9/11" and you do good work for us

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Why does Wolf Blitzer have a job? Is he from a powerful family, knows where Ted Turner buried his hooker?

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

John Dough posted:

Hoping that at least one of the candidates will be visibly drunk and brandish a gun on stage, while talking about how they could've been somebody

Lindsey Graham.

DynamicSloth posted:

The race to see who can clown Wolf Blitzer...

Everybody, including us.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I expect Ted Cruz to get the most talking time, and I expect the Donald to be furious about it.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

mike12345 posted:

Why does Wolf Blitzer have a job? Is he from a powerful family, knows where Ted Turner buried his hooker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJrn9MlXN8

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! is one thing, but the one person that really deserves to get knocked down and humiliated is Cruz. Eat him alive, Trump. Eat him until the only candidates willing to say your name without quivering in fear are the kiddie table candidates.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
I think Christie will go after Trump hard today. He and Rubio are the two strongest not-Trumps in NH, and attacking Donald's racial policies from the left will play well in that state. Plus, Christie was pretty much born to play the attack dog.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
I hate when people pick the joke answers in these polls. You guys know Jeb! isn't winning this debate.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Thanks for creating the thread, Joe. Great work as always.

I am excited for this debate because there is potential for drama, but also dreading it because Ted Cruz will be speaking more than I can tolerate. Which is about 5 seconds at a time (or per night).

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


We are reaching maximum political theatre.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Young Orc

SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot
Thank you, Joe, for putting this up once again. I'm so excited for Jeb this time around! (No, I didn't vote for him winning!)

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
How long is each debate? Anything released on like, time for answers/retorts/opening/closing?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Pet Rock Band posted:

How long is each debate? Anything released on like, time for answers/retorts/opening/closing?

Why does it matter, they won't listen to the buzzer anyway :ssh:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Why is Trump listed twice in this poll?

e:

:wtc:

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Evil Fluffy posted:

Why is Trump listed twice in this poll?

To split his voter base and let the establishment candidate win.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
stay safe poverty ghost

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Which one of the candidates has Mahjong power fit for the world stage?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ted Cruz and Star Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7...Eo0uqX2-hmUjTvg

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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Logikv9 posted:

I laughed at former governor of 9/11

:yeah:

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